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Oh! And one other bit of breaking news. Satan has used evolution to deceive the masses, mostly intellectuals, but he is now through with that and has gone to his next plan of deception. His new plan is "tolerance." All roads lead to heaven, everyone will eventually be redeemed and we must all come together and give each other a world "group hug".

Satan destroys one group, and once he has them, he goes to another.

Evolution is now in the same bin as the flat earth theory and Atlas holding the world up on his shoulders. Hope he doesn't shrug.

Brinkley, RaptureReady 63 Comments [8/19/2009 4:46:11 AM]
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Priestling

Ayn Rand dumbass. Moving on.

8/19/2009 4:53:31 AM

Lord Mushroom

Hrm, using a concept you just binned to bring poignancy to your argument.

So, if the concept of Atlas holding up the earth doesn't work for you why should you be concerned if he shrugs or not? Sounds like you're dividing by zero again.

8/19/2009 4:55:38 AM

Nathan the Wise

Brinkley has a disturbingly in-depth knowledge of Satan's plans, if you ask me.

Talking of plans, is this the new fundy tactic, to give up trying to disprove evolution (because they can't) and instead merely assert that it is 'dead' (whatever that means)?

8/19/2009 4:58:01 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

So, this Satan fellow not only supports science and intellectual honesty; he also facilitates tolerance now?

Then, I like this Satan! So much better than that hateful, stupid, psychotic god the fundies made in their own image.

8/19/2009 4:59:06 AM

Lord Mushroom

That's alright, Nathan, Zarathustra got in first, so God is deader than evolution. Bring on das Übermensch.

8/19/2009 5:00:25 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

i love visiting bizarro fundie-land. i wasn't aware that love=hate and tolerance=satan, interesting.

8/19/2009 5:03:35 AM

aaa

Oh dear, he is referencing one of the dullest books ever made.

8/19/2009 5:03:48 AM

Iggy

Seems like Satan's all about tolerance and peace. Sounds like a cool guy.

8/19/2009 5:13:41 AM

Mister Spak

Unfortunately Satan doesn't exist so none of what he supposedly did actually happened.

8/19/2009 5:20:55 AM

nutbunny

If Satan can use evolution then it means he controls Gods creation against Gods will. Your God is a wussy.

BTW tolerance is a good thing. I have no idea how you guys make it out to be a bad thing.Just one more nail on the cross... uh, in the coffin of Christian apologetics

"Atlas holding the world up on his shoulders. Hope he doesn't shrug."

You've read Ayn Rand?
You've read? OMFG!

8/19/2009 5:37:26 AM

Woody

So, Satan fools intellectuals into believing the theory of evolution. Therefore by default, only stupid people can see the truth of Gawd's word! Well, that explains a lot.

8/19/2009 5:41:11 AM

Upallnite

The more I hear of this Satan fellow the more I would like to meet him.

I vote this for a good is bad award.

8/19/2009 5:52:45 AM

speccy4i

Ah yes, the Devil. The one that told the truth to Eve whilst God lied (and put temptation in their path - a job traditionally of Satan).

8/19/2009 6:00:16 AM

Zyzle

It's a minor point, but Atlas in greek mythology did not hold the world on his shoulders, he held up the sky off of the earth.

8/19/2009 6:09:50 AM

Doubting Thomas

Seriously, the devil running around deceiving people? This is so 17th century.

I guess that scientists all over the world studying evolution never got the memo that it's as false as a flat earth. Which, according to the bible, the earth is flat with a firmament over it.

8/19/2009 6:29:09 AM

Drax

"Evolution is now in the same bin as the flat earth theory and Atlas holding the world up on his shoulders."

Wishful thinking on your part, but then you guys do have the ability to believe whatever you want to believe.


8/19/2009 6:42:52 AM

A Friend

Go look up the meaning of the word evidence, go read some books about the ToE, and remove your head from your ass.

8/19/2009 6:57:23 AM

Doctor Whom

You alluded to that anti-family atheist harlot Ayn Rand? Repent, wicked sinner!

8/19/2009 7:01:40 AM

Evilutionist

So, Satan hangs with intellectuals and promotes tolerance?

THE HORROR

8/19/2009 7:04:07 AM

EvoPagan

Let's see. Satan believes in evolution and tolerance. God tells us that two of every animal on the earth--and seven of some of them!--were put on a boat with only one window for an entire year. And God wants us to hate everyone who is different from us and kill in his name. Oddly, Satan never asks to us kill anyone, to my knowledge.

Why is it that you worship the asshole, again?

8/19/2009 7:11:08 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Satan destroys one group, and once he has them, he goes to another."

@Iggy

"Seems like Satan's all about tolerance and peace. Sounds like a cool guy."

Compared to God, Satan is St. Francis of Assisi:



And there's billions of we mere mortals who haven't killed anyone. Nor will we ever. So much for a God who is (certainly morally) inferior to so many of those he supposedly 'created', hmmmmmm?

You're out of your league, Brinkley.

8/19/2009 7:25:40 AM

Dr. Shrinker

"Evolution is now in the same bin as the flat earth theory and Atlas holding the world up on his shoulders."

Only among ignoramuses, a group Brinkley proudly claims membership in (as indicated by the second sentence in the OP). So Brinkley, you oppose tolerance and education. All you have to back up your assertions is bronze-age myths. Why should anyone listen to you?

8/19/2009 7:30:35 AM

Zoo

Well, if that is the case, someone better go tell all the evolutionary biologists that are still actually learning things about evolutionary theory that the gig is up.

8/19/2009 7:43:57 AM

Dr. Novakaine

Just because you said it doesn't make it true. Evolution is alive and well, and no amount of fundieness will kill it. Even if you don't "believe in evolution," reality doesn't care what you believe.

And once again we see a Christian who openly proclaims, IN DEFIANCE OF HIS OWN MESSIAH, that tolerance is evil. Way to blaspheme yourself, buddy.

8/19/2009 7:50:01 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Slow news day and Rapture Ready *yawn*

8/19/2009 7:51:16 AM
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