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#1009690
I read about the afterlife
Yes. After of a natural disaster that killed thousands of people and left even more homeless, the ideal thing to do is to thank the almighty. Obviously.
8/20/2009 8:50:28 PM
#1009699
The Skeptic Wept
NM said, "The response to Hurricane Katrina and Rita set a new standard for prophetic apathy."
Or perhaps the general populace is getting wise to the fact that natural disasters are just that - natural. I think a real case of "prophetic apathy" could be made considering RR's past record of prophecy.
8/20/2009 8:54:46 PM
#1009723
fundiesRtehlulz
I guess being loyal and loving to the one who constantly beats the shit out of you is something only you Christians can appreciate. Your women remain loyal and loving when you knock them around, you remain loyal and loving to god when he knocks us around. Masochists.
8/20/2009 9:28:20 PM
#1009725
DevilsChaplain
"I think it is fair to assume that the cast of the Daily show will not fare very well on Judgment Day."
It's because they're Jews isn't it?
8/20/2009 9:29:06 PM
#1009747
SurfinSeaOtter
So even TV shows will be there on Judgment Day? Sweet, I'll have something to watch
8/20/2009 9:45:25 PM
#1009759
Angua
Why would a fundie be watching The Daily Show anyways?
8/20/2009 9:54:23 PM
#1009761
Night Jaguar
And don't get me started on Stewart's so-called news coverage.....I have never seen such unprofessionalism!!!
8/20/2009 9:56:49 PM
#1009771
Wrath
What, your god is some tight ass that can't take a joke? Psh, if he is real, then I'd rather go to hell then spend eternity with some uppity deity that gets all butthurt over every little thing.
Also, dear Raptard, Methinks you need to learn yourself a new word. It's called "sarcasm".
8/20/2009 10:05:34 PM
#1009781
You know Jon Stewart is Jewish right?
8/20/2009 10:16:39 PM
#1009797
Thinking Allowed
[b]A couple of days later, Stewart opened a show by asking the creator, "What part of 'God bless America' don't you understand?" ]/b]
John Does have a point. What part of "God bless America" does the christian god not understand?
8/20/2009 10:49:36 PM
#1009799
Kat
How can God not allow humor to happen? I think He has a sense of humor.
Like in the movie Dogma states before the film starts, think about the Platypus.
8/20/2009 10:50:45 PM
#1009806
Thinking Allowed
[b]A couple of days later, Stewart opened a show by asking the creator, "What part of 'God bless America' don't you understand?" ]/b]
John Does have a point. What part of "God bless America" does the christian god not understand?
8/20/2009 10:56:26 PM
#1009818
Hammurabi
I like how, as time progresses, god has to be more and more indirect with his communication.
Adam & Eve: Direct speaking, in person
Noah: Direct speaking
Abraham: Direct speaking, supplemented with angel visits
Moses: Burning bush
Jesus: One way conversations with himself
The apostles: dreams and visions
John (writer of Revelation): Fucked up dreams
Europe: Black Death
USA: Hurricanes, Tornadoes, grilled cheese sandwhiches
8/20/2009 11:09:27 PM
#1009819
GodotIsWaiting4U
Jon Stewart is a COMEDIAN. He is MAKING JOKES. Laugh along with everyone else and go to bed.
8/20/2009 11:12:07 PM
#1009850
Gloria
Jon Stewart's standing on judgement day will be his own business, and will likely have more to do with his actions and beliefs than his jokes. Note the name of the channel his show is on: I am shocked, shocked! to discover that there is comedy on comedy central.
@ Thinking Allowed
"What part of "God bless America" does the christian god not understand?"
Perhaps he understands, but doesn't consider himself bound to do everything America tells him to.
8/21/2009 12:22:16 AM
#1009852
Wehpudicabok
You're just jealous because Jon is funnier than you, and he manages it without pretending to be an idiot.
Wait--you people are all pretending, right?
8/21/2009 12:23:51 AM
#1009857
katie5000
Dude, it's Jon Stewart. The remarks he makes are going to be tongue-in-cheek.
Actually, from the way it sounds, I daresay he was taking a bit of a swipe at people like you, NM.
8/21/2009 12:32:15 AM
#1009860
Brain_In_A_Jar
There is no point in American history where we have witnessed a financial disaster of such magnitude that has not caused the general population to wonder if a supreme being is trying to tell them something.
Is that supreme being in some kind of coma and thus unable to communicate to us by, you know, speaking, or maybe sending a letter? Can he perhaps only wiggle one eyelid, which unfortunately is so huge and mighty that the air disturbance causes hurricanes?
8/21/2009 12:35:59 AM
#1009862
WMDKitty
What part of "separation of church and state" don't -you- understand?
8/21/2009 12:40:23 AM
#1009874
Doctor Fishcake
Wow, Jon Stewart just went up a ton in my estimation.
8/21/2009 12:56:47 AM
#1009886
> God was just being some kind of a [short for Richard].
Why are you insulting Richards? They've done nothing to you!
8/21/2009 1:08:46 AM
#1009891
Omnicrom
I hope that if there is a god that he has a sense of humor.
Honestly the only god I could possibly feel positive about holding power would be the interpretation from something like Bruce Almighty or Time Bandits, where god is portrayed as downright jovial. I don't understand how any person could actually worship a being portrayed with a stick so far up their ass.
8/21/2009 1:17:52 AM
#1009892
The reason is that since the Great Depression, which was FAR WORSE, and the birth of Meteorology, we know what financial crisis and natural phenomena are. We don´t need to speculate over that. Have you ever thought?
8/21/2009 1:19:58 AM
#1009903
LDM
Why would a fundie be watching The Daily Show anyways?
So they can find something to act offended about in a pathetic cry for attention?
8/21/2009 1:42:05 AM
#1009917
aaa
Kid, your deity is a dick.
8/21/2009 2:36:02 AM
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