"Homosexuals reproduce by molesting children and seducing vunerable young teenagers."
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How do you reproduce by having sex with a prepubescent (child)? By definition they cannot yet reproduce.
And I thought those vulnerable young teenagers were being seduced into homosexuality, not reproduction.
You're a very confusing person.
no
what is wrong with you
Riighht. Like when Dateline NBC did the show To Catch a Predator, there were just men coming in waves to molest little boys and a few to have sex with underage girls.
Oh wait. It didn't happen that way.
Also, there are gay and lesbian couples that adopt or have artificial insemination (thank you agentCDE, I knew in vitro wasn't the right word) to have and raise kids just to let you know. It has been done in Europe for years and people in the U.S. grew up with gay and lesbian couples and aren't gay or lesbians themselves.
Ah its the old "recruitment" thing, thats all.
I was never recruited. Did i miss out on something good ;)
I don't recall ever having been molested or seduced before I reached legal age, but then, I don't suppose I'll get too far with you by suggesting that I might possibly know more about my own life than you do.
To be fair, this was how most of the human race reproduced for a long stretch of its history.
I was recruited at the age of 15. My recruitment officer was 17. He had the body of an ascetic and a mess of blond hair that you'd have to cut away with a sickle. I have no regrets.
nichevo wrote:
"Christians reproduce by home schooling children and sending vulnerable young teenagers to Jesus Camp."
Put enough naïve, sexually-repressed youngsters together in a camp, and you'll probably get a lot of reproduction.
Gays are raping young girls? Being gay's not genetic for a reason, think about it.
What am I saying? I just told someone from CARM to think.
*blink*
*blink*
*stare*
...whut....
I thought we were supposed to split, you know, like ameobas.
I, for one, am severely disappointed.
In other news, this is why we should teach sex ed in schools.
Okay we need some new people reviewing submissions, because we have a million of these sort of quotes already. There's got to be something more interesting.
Edit again: That's better.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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