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Among the camp’s practices, posted on the blog of a youth whose parents are forcing him to attend:
1. Kids in the program are not allowed to speak to anyone, not even their parents, for at least the first two days.
2. Kids are not allowed to go anywhere unless they are accompanied by at least two other participants, one of which has to have at least 8 weeks of prior indoctrination.
3. Kids are not allowed to keep a journal or a diary
4. Kids are not allowed to discuss what goes on in the program with anyone, not even their parents
5. Kids are not allowed to have contact with any family members other than parents, who also go through the program
6. Kids are not allowed to have any physical contact with any human being other than a hand shake or a pat on the shoulder, and only when authorized.
7. Kids are not allowed outside of a small geographic area within Memphis, even if accompanied by parents, without prior written authorization
8. Kids are not allowed to listen to any music that is not explicitly Christian (Bach and Beethoven are specifically forbidden as being non-Christian)
9. Kids are not permitted to enter restaurants that serve alcohol
10. Kids are not allowed to speak after 9:00 p.m. under any circumstance
11. Kids may be placed in a state of isolation where they are not allowed to communicate with one another"

Straight Camp, blog - NYC Liberalism 213 Comments [8/18/2009 6:27:33 PM]
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Submitted By: JennyB
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#1035737
louislois

Sounds like the Ministry of Love from Orwell's "1984".....

10/12/2009 6:39:31 PM
#1052081
Venge

damn, those poor kids aren't allowed...to do anything really

11/6/2009 12:16:20 PM
#1054360
Comment Potato

This should be illegal.

No parent should have the ability to send a child to a camp like this against there will.

Camps like this shouldn't exist in the first place!

11/11/2009 10:17:55 AM
#1056427
ZombieWithANuke

You know, they sound alot like Hitler's Youth Camps. Also, I don't care that I just invoked Godwins Law.

11/14/2009 11:02:32 AM
#1060898
cthulhu

North Korea are you there?

11/22/2009 8:01:41 PM
#1060904
The Bad Guy

Oh I get it: they want to show these kids what hell is like.

They should call it Serial Killer Camp, because there's a greater probability of these kids becoming serial killers than becoming straight.

11/22/2009 8:32:36 PM
#1063447
Swede

Children are humans too, you know.

In the Swedish version of Wikipeida it says that Bach was considered "the fifth evangelist" due to all the work he did for the church, including the work he did on the theme of the suffering of Jesus.

11/26/2009 10:00:54 AM
#1063448
anti-nonsense

That's just child abuse, plain and simple. The owners should be jailed and the parents that sent their kids there should lose access to them.

Camp is supposed to be fun.

11/26/2009 10:06:40 AM
#1067159
Shane

All these rules are ridiculous, and especially number 8.

I love Baroque music, and love these musicians - and anybody who knows anything about them would know that a HUGE portion of their works were for religious courts. BACH especially, since he did choral works for boy choirs, and plenty of classical organ works.

This person, whom ever wrote this, is not worthy of having children, let alone making rules on how to help them "become straight."

12/6/2009 10:01:06 PM
#1067160
Shane

All these rules are ridiculous, and especially number 8.

I love Baroque music, and love these musicians - and anybody who knows anything about them would know that a HUGE portion of their works were for religious courts. BACH especially, since he did choral works for boy choirs, and plenty of classical organ works.

This person, whom ever wrote this, is not worthy of having children, let alone making rules on how to help them "become straight."

12/6/2009 10:01:32 PM
#1078679
refuter of fundy vermin

SICK. Sounds like Dachau for kids.

12/25/2009 12:16:41 AM
#1094642
oop

Remember kids: ARBEIT MACHT FREI!

1/14/2010 10:15:52 AM
#1120705
Anemone

I wouldn't be surprised if they used sensory deprivation as a form of punishment.

2/17/2010 11:39:17 PM
#1120720
Swede

Camp? That looks more like a maximum security prison.

If they wake up at one in the morning with severe stomach aches, they have to remain quiet until morning, or what?
Better to die of acute appendicitis than to be gay, right?

2/18/2010 12:51:26 AM
#1127362
Tompahawk

I actually feel like I want to vomit when i read this.

3/1/2010 2:51:25 PM
#1140400
Harpuia

This... makes me physically ill.

3/30/2010 1:30:24 AM
#1156172
minaharker

What is this place, Guantanamo?

5/8/2010 3:02:09 PM
#1156390
bornageek

you know a certain german had a simmilar idea about raising kids.
(hopefully you know who i'm talking about)

5/9/2010 12:39:51 PM
#1157027


this is why we need work camps for lunatics like this.

5/11/2010 8:06:20 PM
#1158292
Aniron

sounds rather like a prison to me.

5/16/2010 9:49:51 AM
#1163634
StanDanMan

To all of you making Nazi comparisons, the amount of restriction in this is actually WORSE than in many of Hitlers concentration camps, and far, far worse than Japanese Internment, both of which are atrocities in their own right.

Forget prison, these people should be sent to the Hague for crimes against humanity.

6/1/2010 2:39:15 PM
#1164032
DviniT

I say we go down there with giant speakers and blast classical music.

6/2/2010 5:39:45 PM
#1166480
Vver

I live in Nashville. Memphis is only a couple hundred miles away.

Oh fuck. I hear them coming now!

That "kid" would have been better off aborted than living with those monsters. Relatively.

6/10/2010 8:06:36 AM
#1166584
Cojuanco

Bach and Beethoven not Christian? Really? Explain to me all the church music they composed. Oh, that's right, you're all a bunch of KJV-nutters that think Catholics are the Whore of Babylon or something like that...

6/10/2010 3:58:57 PM
#1168695


Screw "free speech" this is an abuse of human rights. What sane goverment allows these quacks to inflict psychological abuse on young minds?

6/16/2010 7:40:43 AM
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