We're importing Hinduism into America. The whole thought of your karma, of meditation, of the fact that there's no end of life and there's this endless wheel of life, this is all Hinduism. Chanting too. Many of those chants are to Hindu Gods -- Vishnu, Hare Krishna. The origin of it is all demonic. We can't let that stuff come into America. We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense.
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"The whole thought of your karma, of meditation, of the fact that there's no end of life and there's this endless wheel of life, this is all Hinduism. Chanting too."
yeah, this really sounds awful and demonically evil. what a fucking knob.
Hallelujah is a chant.
Hindu eschatology is so much more palatable than your silly little hell.
"We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense"
You certainly can be offensive, yes.
We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense.
There's one billion Indians, and they have nuclear weapons. Good luck.
"The origin of it is all demonic."
First, prove the existence of demons.
Second, Hinduism is considerably older than your daft religion and yet you have been trying to force your religion on them for centuries. No-one is proselytising for Hinduism, the Hindus in your country have moved there or been born to a Hindu family. Hindu's do not seek converts. Plus, it really is quite childish to believe that everyone who doesn't share your delusions are demonic.
Third, you sure are offensive.
We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense.
Well, we can agree on this one thing...you're definitely offensive.
Oh no, karma? The idea that if you do good things now you'll be rewarded with good things in another life? Meditation? Like prayer? Chanting? Like a group of people reciting prayers? Yes, sounds very demonic, just like Christianity.
And why is it OK to export Christianity all over the planet but not allow other religions into the country? Oh yeah, I forgot, all others are false, demonic religions.
"We can't let that stuff come into America."
Freedom of religion, asshole.
We can't let that stuff come into America. We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense.
It's here. It's been here for hundreds of years. You've done nothing and you will do nothing about it. You're an impotent, demented old fucktard. Please find a fire and die in it, ASAP.
"The origin of it is all demonic. We can't let that stuff come into America. We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense."
What short memories you & your ilk have, Pat. Was it not just a short two centuries or so ago that invaders considered demons came to America, bringing their demonic ways, demonic diseases (smallpox, VD etc) and demonic beliefs.
But that's what we've come to expect from you right-wing freaks. Like I always say - Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie.
"The whole thought of your karma"
Don't let their Karma run over your Dogma, Pat.
We can't let that stuff come into America. We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;
This one's an oldie but a goodie from Pat, who has been completely off-the-rails for years now.
News flash Pat. It's already here, along with any number of other religions. And what's more, it -should- be, if that's what some of the people want to follow. You don't have a monopoly on what religion Americans follow, and not following Christianity does not make someone unamerican.
Why is Pat Robertson still alive? Shouldn't that old geezer have chocked on his own vitriol by now?
Perhaps we should start spreading a rumor that Ol' Pat has extended longevity due to a pact with the Devil...
Um,doesn't Christianity share similar beliefs?
Like Karma: Your actions in this life will affect the status of the afterlife (i.e. heaven or hell)
Meditation: Ever see a monk? Praying is sorta similar to meditation too.
Endless wheel: Well, it may not be an endless wheel, but eternal life is promised, is it not?
I'm pretty sure Hinduism existed WAY before Christianity did, seeing as you believe in a person that existed within the past two millennia whereas the stories of Hindu belief predate that by another few thousand years...
We can't let that stuff come into America.
No, we can't have people exercising freedom of religion. That's not what America was founded on. Oh, wait...
all that inner peace and love. EVIL.
now love one another, like a christian, it's the only way to find inner peace. with god.
"We can't let that stuff come into America."
Umm, hate to break it to ya Pat, but Hinduism in America has been here for a while now and there is little you can do to stop it, even with your "...a good offense" strategy.
"We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense."
What exactly would this offense be Pat?
Because Karma is definitely never mentioned in the bible...
"But I say unto you, that every idle word that men shall speak they shall give account thereof in the day of judgement, for by thy words, thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned -
Matthew - 12: 36,37
James 2:13 For there will be no mercy for you if you have not been merciful to others. But if you have been merciful, then God's mercy toward you will win out over his judgement against you.
Reap what you sow
Do unto others
Cast your bread upon the water
Yeah, nothing in the bible whatsoever.
And yet you fuckwads send missionaries into countries where Christianity is a minority. Isn't that doing the same thing you accuse them of doing?
Go fuck yourself, asshole.
Edit @#1009647: The website is against people like Pat Robertson >.>
"...of the fact that there's no end of life..."
Forgetting quite possibly the most famous Bible passage there?
John 3:16 - "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
Ooh, wait, does that mean Christianity is demonic? Fuck, better catch up on my Norse gods then.
You're a leetle bit too late to stop Hinduism from coming into America. It's been there for centuries, probably.
Plus, Hinduism predates Christianity, many things in Christianity and Judaism are probably copied from Hinduism.
Hare is another name for Vishnu. Krishna might be the forerunner to Christ. Guess Christ is demonic too, then.
We (otaku) have already imported Haruhiism into America. The whole thought of your katma (Shamisen) of mediation (Kyon), of the fact there's no end of (Haruhi's) life and there's this endless eight, this is all Haruhiism. Enchanting too (Mikuru). Many of those enchantments are to Haruhi -- Hare Hare Yukai*. The origin of it is Kyoto Animation - and you Pat. We can let that stuff come into America, and already have (the dubbed DVDs, translated manga & light novels etc).
Your best defence - via an offence - is no good. After all, it's said that, via your showing of "Super Book" on your Christian Channel all those years ago, you paved the way for anime's popularity in the US (with "Astro Boy" and "Speed Racer" etc) - including hentai. And it's all your fault, Pat.
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Moral: Irony. Can be such a cruel (and tsundere) bitch, can she not eh, Pat?!
>:D
*- http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=c5G5bD2Do-k
Is this a dancing anime?
X3
"We're importing Hinduism into America. The whole thought of your karma, of meditation"
Just round the corner from where I live, there's a place that - once a week - holds classes in Yoga and related meditation. That place? It's a Church of England church hall. The vicar there fully approves of such practices too. We're still here.
Suck it, Pat.
Quit mocking other people's religions, you moron. And while you're at it, stop mouthing off about oppression and persecution on your specific TRUE Christian(TM) religion.
Any way you look at it, religions are the cancer of the world. Get over it.
Karma is in the Bible...it's just called something different! Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived, God is not mocked; for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." Ahem, you were saying?
Pat Robertsons God is a huge pussy God, can't stand the smallest competition or distraction.
I'm calling you out Pat. Can your God compete with?:
"Holy Man, Rocker Man, Come on Queenie,
Joker Man, Spider Man, Blue Eyed Meanie" (supertramp:fools Overture)
Or are you and your God a fuckin' huge joke?
. We've got the best defense, if you will -- a good offense.
Yes, you are very offensive.
More like fuelingthehate, I'd say.
Just give it up, old man; religion is even more outdated than you are.
God exists because the bible says so.
FALSE! for I have proof that KARMA exists!!!!
FALLOUT HATH PROCLAIMED ME THE DEVIL, AND THE REVELATION CAMETH TO ME THE DAY FAWKES DID NOT BECOME MY DISCIPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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