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http://prophecyupdate.com/introduction_to_daniel.htm

Simply put the majority of biblical prophecies have been fulfilled. At the recent G-20 summit a new world coin was displayed indicating that the time of the end time empire mentioned in the Book of Daniel is at hand. This kingdom will be established before 2050.

In a recent poll in Israel about 66% of Israeli's want the temple rebuilt. The Sanhedrin was also established a few years back after over a thousand years. Note: The temple need not be grand and can be built in less than a year. Some have speculated that it could be a mere fancy tabernacle.

The current world scene is moving towards a world government mentioned in the Book of Daniel and elsewhere in the Bible. Lord Yeshua will return soon.

There is one more item though I have some reservations about it. It has to do with the events of Garabandal:

According to Conchita one of the "seers" there would be 4 more popes. The majority of websites claim 3 by the way. But that is inaccurate. Since that time that statement had been made there have been 3 popes with the current being Benedict who will die by early next decade.

If a liberal view was taken of the statement then there are 1 or 2 more popes left. Joey Lomangio was also prophesied to recieve his sight. He turns 86 by the end of next decade. And the Catholics will be getting a new pope this decade or the early next before 2016. If not two popes?

The Blood Moon Scenario:

http://prophecyinthenews.com/articledetail.asp?Article_ID=223

Pastor Mark Blitz discovered this on the NASA website. Unfortunately the video has been taken down now, but you can watch "The Great Total Eclipse of 2009" at prophecyinthenews.com which is related to Blitz's theory. It won't be up forever so see it soon. Read also this analysis by Jack Kelly:

http://gracethrufaith.com/ikvot/the-blood-moon-scenario/

Based on current world events and the other factors I have listed above I believe that the time of the tribulation might perhaps be near. Even next decade. The rest of the events in the Bible will be fulfilled. The majority of the prophecies of the Book of Daniel have happened. Only a few are left. I believe that next decade will be critical.

Evolution will finally be proven a fraud next decade or perhaps the one after the next.

Darkon007, IMDB 52 Comments [8/30/2009 8:58:11 PM]
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dpareja

Okay, it's strongly grounded in religion, and long, and evidence of batshit insanity in its writer, but this belongs in CTSTDT.

8/30/2009 9:06:06 PM

Malkyrian

Where to begin refuting this? Oh right, with this:

http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm

8/30/2009 9:31:16 PM

vana

Fine, you guys go and have your little "tribulation" and the rest of us sane people will celebrate finally being free from your crazy.

8/30/2009 9:32:15 PM

Clown

I like the last sentence. It really puts cherry on top of the bullshit cake.

8/30/2009 9:41:07 PM

Frogflayer

Or not.
Gracethrufaith is a hoot though. lotsa lulz.

8/30/2009 9:48:08 PM

Blackvoice

Conchita?! *sporfle*

8/30/2009 9:51:22 PM

LM

Who the fuck is "Conchita"? I thought this idiot was talking about the St. Malachy prophecy, but now I think maybe this is about some different conspiratoid mumblings about the papacy.

8/30/2009 10:06:08 PM

AuraTwilight

Even if all that stuff happened, it wouldn't prove Evolution wrong.

8/30/2009 10:08:10 PM

Hammurabi

Hands down the funniest thing in the whole post:

"... mere fancy tabernacle."

Comedy gold!


8/30/2009 10:16:31 PM

aaa

Keep dreaming, kid.

8/30/2009 10:22:07 PM

Miles

We're through the looking-glass here, people...

8/30/2009 11:29:25 PM

Orestes

>Evolution will finally be proven a fraud next decade or perhaps the one after the next.

Meaning if your bullshit doesn't occur within twenty years, evolution is proven a fact, got it.

I'll be waiting with bated breath.

8/31/2009 12:03:10 AM

Efrain

WAIT! How long is a generation? Because Jesus said that not a single one would pass before his return. :3

8/31/2009 12:54:08 AM

shykid

Yup, a twofer. Throw in a couple of racial slurs, and we would've had a trifecta.

8/31/2009 12:58:55 AM

Philbert McAdamia

>Simply put the majority of biblical prophecies have been fulfilled.

> The majority of the prophecies of the Book of Daniel have happened. Only a few are left.


I'd like to see a list of just exactly wtf prophecies these 'tards think have happened. Is it a buncha Nostradumbass & Edgar Cayce mumbo jumbo?

>Evolution will finally be proven a fraud next decade or perhaps the one after the next.

Or the next century...

Or the next milennium...

...but "soon".


> it could be a mere fancy tabernacle.

Or a field or a wayside.

Yeah, the Mere Fancy Tabernacle Choir. I have their CD.

8/31/2009 1:09:13 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Simply put the majority of biblical prophecies have been fulfilled.

Not quite; what people like yourself invariably do is cherrypick just those parts of multiple different prophesies that apply and disregard the bits that even you can't twist enough to fit what's actually happening; there being so many different prophesies to choose from by now, it's likely that, like a set of base vectors, you could find some combination of these philosophies to adequately fit any possible variation of current events - the point is, no single prophesy has been fully met.

You can't take ten different prophesies that were each 10% right, claim that it equates to a completely accurate prophesy of everything, and expect us to believe that wild guesswork couldn't have done just as well.

8/31/2009 2:37:31 AM

Nathan the Wise

I prophesy that there will be bullshit, and rumours of bullshit, and a lot of it will be quoted on FSTDT.

8/31/2009 2:55:10 AM

EvoPaga

You mean things like marrying and giving in marriage, eating and drinking and running to and fro? Dude, those are like the worst prophecies ever. If that's all it takes to get you turned on, this should blow your mind:

I predict that, PEOPLE WILL BE POOPING AND THERE WILL BE WEATHER. OMGWTFBBQ.

8/31/2009 3:06:04 AM

D Laurier.

How does one proove an observable process to be a fraud, when it has been observed by countless independent witnesses who carefully documented every detail???

How does one keep such a fraud going for several hundred years without a payoff?
(ie; if nobody profits, why bother engaging in a fraud scheme?)

The sheer magnatude of the task (and cost) of sustaining a fraud that covers the planet... is simply staggering. Who would finance such a vast project? (remember, theres no payoff)

8/31/2009 4:36:07 AM

Big Jilm

You kooks have been saying the same thing for 2000 years, even though you keep readjusting the date.

8/31/2009 4:41:25 AM

Atroi

So, there's this prophet guy I've never heard of before whose name translates either into "little shell" or "little cunt". Maybe that's why haven't heard of him.

8/31/2009 5:18:35 AM

awitch

"This kingdom will be established before 2050."

Any time someone gives you a deadline accuse them of lying -

Offer to get a lawyer and request that the person sign over all of his possessions to you legally 1 year after the deadline given.

Then mock them when they refuse.

8/31/2009 5:33:53 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

"Evolution will finally be proven a fraud next decade or perhaps the one after the next."

Well, if you're gonna start with all that old fire and brimstone Revelation crap about smoke locusts, burning sinners and the rest then you might as well throw some more up to date "will not happen - ever!" scenarios into the mix. Whatever does it for you kid.

8/31/2009 5:35:12 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

"This kingdom will be established before 2050."

so it's 2050 now, huh? something tells me these people will push this date up once 2050 gets here and nothing happens, again.

8/31/2009 6:01:01 AM

Quantum Mechanic

I quit after the first sentence.

8/31/2009 6:10:45 AM
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