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http://prophecyupdate.com/introduction_to_daniel.htm

Simply put the majority of biblical prophecies have been fulfilled. At the recent G-20 summit a new world coin was displayed indicating that the time of the end time empire mentioned in the Book of Daniel is at hand. This kingdom will be established before 2050.

In a recent poll in Israel about 66% of Israeli's want the temple rebuilt. The Sanhedrin was also established a few years back after over a thousand years. Note: The temple need not be grand and can be built in less than a year. Some have speculated that it could be a mere fancy tabernacle.

The current world scene is moving towards a world government mentioned in the Book of Daniel and elsewhere in the Bible. Lord Yeshua will return soon.

There is one more item though I have some reservations about it. It has to do with the events of Garabandal:

According to Conchita one of the "seers" there would be 4 more popes. The majority of websites claim 3 by the way. But that is inaccurate. Since that time that statement had been made there have been 3 popes with the current being Benedict who will die by early next decade.

If a liberal view was taken of the statement then there are 1 or 2 more popes left. Joey Lomangio was also prophesied to recieve his sight. He turns 86 by the end of next decade. And the Catholics will be getting a new pope this decade or the early next before 2016. If not two popes?

The Blood Moon Scenario:

http://prophecyinthenews.com/articledetail.asp?Article_ID=223

Pastor Mark Blitz discovered this on the NASA website. Unfortunately the video has been taken down now, but you can watch "The Great Total Eclipse of 2009" at prophecyinthenews.com which is related to Blitz's theory. It won't be up forever so see it soon. Read also this analysis by Jack Kelly:

http://gracethrufaith.com/ikvot/the-blood-moon-scenario/

Based on current world events and the other factors I have listed above I believe that the time of the tribulation might perhaps be near. Even next decade. The rest of the events in the Bible will be fulfilled. The majority of the prophecies of the Book of Daniel have happened. Only a few are left. I believe that next decade will be critical.

Evolution will finally be proven a fraud next decade or perhaps the one after the next.

Darkon007, IMDB 52 Comments [8/30/2009 8:58:11 PM]
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Pule Thamex

Apparently, you wish to prove yourself a fraud immediately, never mind waiting a decade or two, no, not for you, you'd rather come right out with it and post your fraudulent gumph on the web for all to see, thereby proclaiming yourself to be just another in a long line of simpletons. Your ability and knowledge is non-existent, your a know-nothing cretin whom everyone laughs at, contrary to the image you have of yourself as a seer of some importance and privilege. There's more chance of me winning the lottery than any thing you say being true or coming to fruition. I predict that you are one simpering wanker.

8/31/2009 6:12:59 AM

Xotan

Why? Just why?

Are there no lunatic asylums? Are there no drugs? Are there no Lobotomorium? No Lobotomists? No... Bugger it! This has swung me in favour of euthanasia. The moment I start displaying this kind of mentality, as an act of supreme kindness, please put me down.

8/31/2009 6:13:28 AM



Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things
wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...

8/31/2009 6:18:50 AM



For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...

8/31/2009 6:20:48 AM



And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...

8/31/2009 6:21:40 AM

Marc

Note: The temple need not be grand and can be built in less than a year. Some have speculated that it could be a mere fancy tabernacle.

Interestingly enough, it used to be that the temple had to conform to the exact criteria in Daniel, which describes something a lot bigger than a "mere fancy tabernacle."

@Ratio:
"In a recent poll in Israel about 66% of Israeli's want the temple rebuilt."

Absolute horseshit. Most Israelis are secular.


Believe it or not, that's irrelevant. One can be secular and still want the temple rebuilt as a historical/cultural icon.

I have no idea whether this is true or not, and I have no interest in researching it, I'm just saying that being secular doesn't necessarily preclude wanting a temple rebuilt.

8/31/2009 6:41:13 AM

Thundersqueaks

"Note: The temple need not be grand and can be built in less than a year. Some have speculated that it could be a mere fancy tabernacle."

Or even a garden shed, tent, or a sheet of plastic draped over a washing line.

"Evolution will finally be proven a fraud next decade or perhaps the one after the next."

Yeah, yeah! Sometime in the future. Blah de blah, blah!

8/31/2009 6:45:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

I like how he claims that the end "is at hand" but states that the "end time empire" will be established soon... before 2050. OK, 40 years from now? And it's going to happen "soon?" I'll be 78 then, so I guess I won't care too much if one world government or whatever takes place. But I doubt it will.

I suppose he doesn't think that anyone will remember this prediction by then, but the internet has a long memory.

8/31/2009 6:57:45 AM

John

Yeah, yeah, everyone's prophesies, biblical or otherwise, are always fulfilled, according to their supporters. They just find bizarre ways of justifying or reinterpreting them when they turn out to be baloney.

8/31/2009 7:31:23 AM

Dr. Novakaine

This makes absolutely no fucking sense at all.

8/31/2009 8:25:59 AM

practical god

The best part hands down is that all this to do is...

to disprove evolution.

It's not about the end of the world, not the second coming, oh no, friends and neighbors, that's not what it's about, it's about "deh monkees."

8/31/2009 8:35:50 AM

hanibi

@Marc

"One can be secular and still want the temple rebuilt as a historical/cultural icon."

I, for one, would love to see it rebuilt just to watch the Rapture Ready fundies start celebrating and panicking (at the same time), and then watch their reaction when they slowly begin to realize that absolutely nothing happened!

Yeah, I know. Just a pipe dream, right? They'll just move the goal-posts again.

"Yes! We have the World Empire and the Temple! All that's left now is.. uh.. Three.. No! Four more popes! And, uh.. Let me check my notes..."

8/31/2009 8:36:24 AM

I read about the afterlife

Why aren't you in a mental hospital again? Oh right, because if God talks to you, you're just religious -- not batshit insane...

8/31/2009 9:27:05 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

MAN..that sure is one heavy load of bullshit stacked on top of that feeble last sentence.. perhaps we should wrap of the area with caution tape before someone gets hurt when this shit heap topples over.

8/31/2009 9:45:53 AM

Mister Spak

"The temple need not be grand and can be built in less than a year. Some have speculated that it could be a mere fancy tabernacle."

Or some jew could put one of those pop-up backpack tents on the site and claim that the temple is rebuilt. Then the world will end.

"Evolution will finally be proven a fraud next decade or perhaps the one after the next. "

On what grounds? And your book of fairy tales is not grounds.

8/31/2009 9:57:44 AM

Mister Spak

D Laurier:

"How does one keep such a fraud going for several hundred years without a payoff?
(ie; if nobody profits, why bother engaging in a fraud scheme?) "

By convincing credulous retards of something that motivates them to endlessly obsess over it for decades.

I know, this doesn't apply to science, but this is how fundies think, and they can't conceive of other people thinking a different way, so they project their own mental malfunctions on everyone else.

8/31/2009 10:07:57 AM

John_in_Oz

I'm going to ignore most of his insanity, and just concentrate on his prophecy about evolution. The same prophecy has been made ever since it was expounded, and never ever come to pass of course. But here's the thing:
Why do they choose to call a scientific theory a 'fraud'? A mistake, a misreading of the data, a theory replaced by a better theory, in theory are all possibilities on the cards, however miniscule the likelihood. But why gratuitously attack the integrity of so many honest men and women, presenting with logic, evidence and reason?
The only answer I can see is the fact that a conscious liar will always suspect the honesty of others.

8/31/2009 10:45:55 AM

WMDKitty

Yes, a lunar eclipse is a sign of TEH ENDZ! *eyeroll* Idiot.

8/31/2009 10:53:30 AM

John

At the recent G-20 summit a new world coin was displayed indicating that the time of the end time empire mentioned in the Book of Daniel is at hand.

Where in the Book of Daniel does it predict there'll be one world currency?

8/31/2009 11:52:03 AM

Headache

At the recent G-20 summit a new world coin was displayed indicating that the time of the end time empire mentioned in the Book of Daniel is at hand.

No it wasn't! You are a liar!

In a recent poll in Israel about 66% of Israeli's want the temple rebuilt

And here you are a liar again as I don;t see any citation or reference to the poll so I assume you pulled both the poll and the number out of your ass.

The current world scene is moving towards a world government mentioned in the Book of Daniel and elsewhere in the Bible. Lord Yeshua will return soon.

Bullshit and lies again!

We are NOT moving toward a one world government. I know for sure at least my country would never go for such bullshit. Heck we have even refused to join EU - twice!

Pastor Mark Blitz discovered this on the NASA website. Unfortunately the video has been taken down now, but you can watch "The Great Total Eclipse of 2009"

Oh noes - "Teh eclipse"!!! I ebil!

A highly understood and natural occurrence becomes supernatural in the eyes of the imbeciles.

Based on current world events and the other factors I have listed above I believe that the time of the tribulation might perhaps be near. Even next decade.

Bullshit!
It happened in October 1992!
You are just left behind, get over it!







8/31/2009 12:55:46 PM

Old Viking

Them's some powerful prophecies. Yessiree, powerful.

8/31/2009 1:40:30 PM



Can't wait until 2050 when these assholes have to stop and say "oh... NEXT 100 YEARS!!" Similarly, I await eagerly for the decade this asshole mentions where evolution "will finally be proven a fraud."

Why do some religious people have to be asstards and dick it up for the rest of us? Why?

8/31/2009 2:52:38 PM

Canadiest

That's a long way to go for such poor quality bullshit.


8/31/2009 3:12:28 PM

Papabear

"Evolution will finally be proven a fraud next decade or perhaps the one after the next."

No evidence presented, but you just couldn't resist tossing in that item on your wish list.

8/31/2009 4:05:39 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

And who are you to know any of this?

8/31/2009 6:13:43 PM
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