To: Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon
SHOOT DOWN A UFO NOW! CAMPAIGN
FRANCE, GREAT BRITAIN, RUSSIA OPENED THEIR UFO ARCHIVES:
UFO DO EXIST ! IS THEIR ORIGIN EXTRATERRESTRIAL ?
WE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A CONCRETE PROOF FOR PROGRESS OF HUMAN KIND
SIGN AND PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF THE 3RD MILLENNIUM!
We are asking U.N. military forces to prepare a mission to shoot down a UFO that will violate our air space without the necessary diplomatic clearance!
mission details on
www.ufocampaign.org
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
21 comments
To: Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon
PLEASE WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME AND MONEY BY FOCUSING ON SHIT THAT ISN'T REAL! FUCK CLIMATE CHANGE AND HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!
UFO=UNIDENTIFIED flying object. Do they exist? Heck yeah. Eventually, some of them even become identified. Like planes or flares...
WE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A CONCRETE PROOF FOR PROGRESS OF HUMAN KIND
Well, you could start by not posting crap like this. What a total waste of pixels.
Yeah, I've seen UFO's. Lights in the sky that didn't move in a normal way for a plane or helicopter. Of course being sane, I just figure it was something I couldn't identify, and went on with my life. It probably was some plane or helicopter that I wasn't used to seeing.
And with what type of anti-aircraft weapon do you believe would be effective against a UFO, a ship capable of traveling inter-stellar distances, and would no doubt have some kind of defensive technology (if for no other reason than to clear out debris, sort of like the deflector on the Enterprise ) which would make little work of any SAM, ATA, flack cannon, etc.?
Yes, the truth is out there. It just isn't in or even anywhere near Stefano Pino's pin-head.
WE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A CONCRETE PROOF FOR PROGRESS OF HUMAN KIND
Yes Stefano, though I admit your head is a piece of concrete, it isn't the proof we were looking for, it's more like the regression of the human mind than its progress.
UFO DO EXIST ! IS THEIR ORIGIN EXTRATERRESTRIAL ?
Hell, I could answer that question for you. The answer is no.
Oh man, this is just begging me to make up fake names to sign the petition.
Edit: Holy crap, it's been spammed beyond belief.
Dr. Novakaine
UFO DO EXIST ! IS THEIR ORIGIN EXTRATERRESTRIAL ?
Hell, I could answer that question for you. The answer is no.
I fear I must disagree. Venus is very extraterrestrial, It is a planet that has been misidentified countless times as a UFO!
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UFO?
So your plan to demonstrate the "CONCRETE PROOF FOR PROGRESS OF HUMAN KIND ", is to shoot at things ? To quote the late, great Bill Hicks: " It kinda gives a whole new dimension to the phrase, 'You're not from around here, are you boy!"
Hey, Stefano, if it's an alien spacecraft, it's no longer an UNIDENTIFIED flying object. It may be an Extraterrestrical Craft (ETC), but it ain't no UFO.
I agree with the argument that any creatures technologically advanced enough to get here are not likely to be bothered by any weapons we can throw at them. It would be like the squirrels in my back yard throwing nuts at me.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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