How about some news to lighten up your day?
In shithole African country #12 (Sierra Leone, if it matters to you), people are dying and they have no access to drugs or medicines, as The New York Times reports.
A poor woman has contracted breast cancer and is slowly kicking the bucket. In fact, she is suffering to death. The article describes that the tumor had burst through her skin, looking like a putrid head of cauliflower weeping small amounts of blood at its edges.
Here is a photo of a cauliflower to assist you in imagining what her cancer-ridden breasts looks like.
So far, so boring.
Author of the article, Donald G. McNeil Jr, asks the woman how she feels about her unfortunate situation:
"It bone! It booonnnne lie de fi-yuh!"
Sorry, could you please repeat that?
"IT BONE! IT BOOOONNNNE LIE DE FI-YUH!"
Hats off to you, Donald, for the lulz. You're on FI-YUH!
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