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*they asked if they should allow their lesbian niece over*

he is against having Sarah come to our house for the birthday party afterwards because we have two young impressionable sons. Last week when she was here, she helped my 7 year old pick out an outfit for school the next day. He came to me and commented about how sexy he was. He had never used that expression b4 and I know that he got it from his sister. However, my husband agreed that we should pray and seek help at rapture ready since you guys are all christians as well. I love that I have a whole network of support and you guys mean so much to me.

My boys (7&10) look up to her and imitate her. I don't want to bring her girlfriend to the bday party afterwards because I have taught my boys that when men have boyfriends and women have girlfriends, God does not approve. I don't want them to get the impression that their dad and I approve either. Sighhhhh

Precious, RR 32 Comments [8/28/2009 2:49:19 PM]
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Zeus Almighty

OK, you don't want your children to ever be exposed to teh ebil geyzh? You must kill both of them. Immediately. Remember, it's for their own good. Sometimes you must detroy something to save it.

8/28/2009 2:58:35 PM

EonBlueTriad

God does not approve...

How the fuck do you know? Oh, that's right, some Arab desert dwellers wrote it in a book 2000 years ago. My mistake.


8/28/2009 3:05:47 PM

Horsefeathers

"he is against having Sarah come to our house for the birthday party afterwards because we have two young impressionable sons."

Afraid she'll "convert" them or something? Don't worry, it's fine. Boys can't be lesbians.

"Last week when she was here, she helped my 7 year old pick out an outfit for school the next day."

Oh my GOD, NO! Not that!

"He came to me and commented about how sexy he was."

Yeah, sure.

"He had never used that expression b4 and I know that he got it from his sister."

Why not? I'll be he repeats all the crazy religious shit you spew too.

"However, my husband agreed that we should pray and seek help at rapture ready since you guys are all christians as well."

Ah, yes. Praying and seeking advice from the nutters at Rapture Ready. A winning combination, indeed.

"I love that I have a whole network of support and you guys mean so much to me."

You need some new friends.

"My boys (7&10) look up to her and imitate her."

Then what's the problem? She chases girls, they'll chase girls. I don't see the big deal.

"I don't want to bring her girlfriend to the bday party afterwards because I have taught my boys that when men have boyfriends and women have girlfriends, God does not approve."

So you admit you're a bigot but you're not willing to take responsibility for it yourself and, instead, use your god as some sort of proxy. How nice.

"I don't want them to get the impression that their dad and I approve either. Sighhhhh"

Of course not. Gotta perpetuate that irrational hatred to the next generation at all costs!

8/28/2009 3:12:57 PM

Blackvoice

What are you afraid of? That they'll wake up some day penisless and lesbians?

8/28/2009 3:23:48 PM

EvoPagan

I'm not quite sure what they think that a lesbian is going to do to their little boys...other than perhaps cause them to become incredibly titillated???

*scratches head*

8/28/2009 3:29:48 PM



Later in the thread, after Precious said that she didn't allow the girl's girlfriend over but will drag them to church at another time: "Wow, Precious. I just wanted to say that you have such a loving heart towards your step-daughter. She is blessed to have you in her life!"

8/28/2009 3:36:06 PM

Zeus Almighty

Chill out. I hardly think they're going to come over to the kid's birthday party and start having sex in the middle of the living room.
And if they are, um, what time is the party and where do you live?

8/28/2009 3:43:31 PM



Why should a lesbian woman be any threat to two young men? What is she going to turn them into lesbians?

8/28/2009 3:49:58 PM

WMDKitty

*facepalm* She's FAMILY. You don't exclude family, unless they've raped or murdered someone.

8/28/2009 3:54:34 PM

vana

While I admit that, were I a parent, I'd be a little weirded out by my seven year old child being objectified and told s/he were "sexy" by someone (assuming that's not a lie or out of context), I'm going to rest assured it has nothing to do with the person in question being a lesbian.

Also, a gay family member is great for showing children that even though you may disapprove of homosexuality, gay people are still human beings like everyone else and you can love them without approving of their "sinful" lifestyle (you know, the whole "love the sinner, hate the sin" thing) But as I'm guessing you really want your sons to grow up to be like those screaming, drooling, deeply-closeted fagbashers that hang around with the likes of Phelps, I can see why you wouldn't want to invite your niece over.

8/28/2009 3:56:15 PM

Ouabache

How pro-family of you to shun your own neice like that.

8/28/2009 4:29:58 PM

Turtle

But if God knows and knew everything, wouldn't he know that rainbows would be a sign of gay pride and NOT use it as a symbol for Noah? therefore he doesn't care. or doesn't exist.

8/28/2009 4:42:09 PM

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8/28/2009 4:52:40 PM

Caustic Gnostic

So, you don't want your kids to have any friends at all unless they're either hermaphrodites or neutered, eh?

8/28/2009 4:55:22 PM

evilred

Oh no!! A lesbian at a birthday party?! SO WHAT! Its a kids party for gods sake. pull your head out of your ass & start acting like a grownup.

8/28/2009 5:03:05 PM



There are a million places the kid could have picked up the word "sexy", and most of them are more likely than hearing it from his sister. I understood what the word meant by the time I was seven, and I grew up in a fundie Christian environment about twenty years ago.

Why do fundies insist on scapegoating "the gays" for everything?

8/28/2009 5:04:13 PM

Porky Pine

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer takes Bart hunting because he thought that Bart was turning gay.

8/28/2009 5:45:06 PM

Thinking Allowed

*after reading the entire thread, it's a stepdaughter, not a niece*

However, my husband agreed that we should pray and seek help at rapture ready since you guys are all christians as well. I love that I have a whole network of support and you guys mean so much to me.

Translation: I come here to stroke my ego and have like-minded bigots reinforce my prejudiced thoughts make me feel better about treating my stepdaughter like crap.

8/28/2009 5:51:31 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Just more proof that Christianity brings families together and also teaches love, compassion and understanding...there is not one thing about Christianity that would ever break a family apart..true godly values here.

8/28/2009 6:07:34 PM

Thinking Allowed

Reverend Jeremiah said:
Just more proof that Christianity brings families together and also teaches love, compassion and understanding...there is not one thing about Christianity that would ever break a family apart..true godly values here.

If you go and read the entire thread, I disagree more and more with the stepmom. Browbeating someone into your way of thinking is wrong, regardless of who it is.

8/28/2009 6:16:04 PM

ETD

If anything, such exposure would make them more straight, because lesbians are hot.

8/28/2009 6:49:19 PM

Zoo

So. . . is this your daughter or your niece? 'Cause your 7-year-old son's cousin suddenly was his sister in there. . .

"He came to me and commented about how sexy he was. He had never used that expression b4 and I know that he got it from his sister"

Or he's heard it in connection with people liking how they look (say on TV, or at the store, or any number of other places) and he thinks that what it means? Unless you don't let him watch any TV and you never leave the house.

edit: ah, ok, not a niece. Doesn't make it better, but at least we're not inbreeding.

8/28/2009 8:22:51 PM



Oh No she might make it so they like Women!!1!

Oh yeah...

8/28/2009 10:17:32 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

You're an idiot.

8/28/2009 11:26:31 PM

aaa

She sounds pretty cool. Can you give me her phone number?

8/29/2009 1:28:39 AM
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