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#1015124
Dr. Novakaine
I'm pretty sure this person is barely conscious enough to feed himself, I'm certainly not going to trust him on anything relating to science, which must be far more complex than his tiny mind can possibly grasp.
8/31/2009 8:19:29 AM
#1015134
Antichrist
Drugs are bad mmmmmkay?
8/31/2009 8:32:33 AM
#1015220
This is more stupid than fundy. Really, really, really, really, really stupid, but not necessarily fundy.
8/31/2009 12:55:36 PM
#1015237
Zeus Almighty
I hope moonsun is institutionalized. It would be scary to know this much crazy/stupid is allowed to walk our streets on a daily basis.
8/31/2009 1:59:19 PM
#1015252
...Evolution manual. Repeat that in your head and try not to have an aneurism. EVOLUTION MANUAL. SAY WHAT?
"are they also have an evolution theory?"
At least if you're going to make an idiotic point in an argument, do so in halfway decent English.
8/31/2009 3:03:22 PM
#1015344
Nightangel1282
Oh no...
My brain cells have just committed suicide... they couldn't handle the stupidity. >.<
8/31/2009 6:26:49 PM
#1015405
Caustic Gnostic
This is when LOL as punctuation is MANDATORY .
8/31/2009 8:20:51 PM
#1015603
pup
Uh, actually we just make up the words for things, like we always have.
9/1/2009 8:11:11 AM
#1016980
Alethe
Someone should release The Origin of Species under a new title : Evolution: The Missing Manual...
9/2/2009 9:08:33 PM
#1017283
Nyssa Of Aachen
Re: User Manuals for Women
Haynes is a British publisher most famous for it's Car Maintaince manuals, but has diversified into other fields...
Such Manuals that deal with humans, as opposed to the Lancaster Bomber, Victorian Housing, or NASA Apollo 11 (which tells you the best way to service any Lunar Modules you might own), include the Baby Manual (2nd Ed), Toddler Manual, Teenager Manual, HGV Manual (This deals with Obesity), Dad Manual, Man Manual (2nd Ed), Woman Manual, & Finally, Sex Manual...
Their online site, Haynes Online, can be located at http://www.haynes.co.uk
9/3/2009 6:55:32 PM
#1064863
quinky
yes.
12/1/2009 2:10:06 AM
#1162778
Flah
Okay, so you've got the verbs and names down pat. Now let's work on our syntax, shall we?
5/30/2010 4:29:19 PM
#1162948
Gore
Holy Crap! Did I just read that??? Oh no I think I'm haveing ad seizurhe fnjdohfndfgksnmfaasdnklasndmasnxcdfbasefnmgzxlpo,.
Woah... Was I just touched by the holy spirit, or an acute case of epilepsy? I'm praying for the latter because that was not pleasent.
5/31/2010 1:13:27 AM
#1429891
HappyGazpacho
You can't be serious.
7/31/2012 10:39:25 PM
#1430084
Seeker Lancer
Psst, buddy, the language formed before the dictionary.
8/1/2012 10:32:43 AM
#1472534
Quantum Mechanic
Gene pool needs more chlorine.
11/21/2012 8:28:01 AM
#1472629
anti-nonsense
yes, I can see that you have trouble with words, would you like some ranch dressing with your word salad?
11/21/2012 1:01:46 PM
#1472669
languages fella. read about how they change.
grunt grunt means "I would appreciate a soda"
grunt sigh means "do we have popcorn ?
ook with a rising inflection means "can I have sex ?"
a simple start that may take years to get to discussions of philosophy.
11/21/2012 4:18:42 PM
#1473347
Justanotheratheist
To borrow a phrase from other regulars around here, how does someone this stupid find food?
11/24/2012 3:07:48 AM
#1478173
Scourge
What?!
Is this guy a mental patient or does he just have terrible English?
12/4/2012 4:17:44 PM
#1506391
Apparently, you didn't make your draft today before trying to, ehem, debate. Funny.
2/16/2013 11:00:32 AM
#1506499
the meaning of words is by mutual agreement. Caveman Uggh and his buddy Gronk agreed that ugh-ugh meant berries, um-ugh-grr meant meat and woo-woo- woowza meant a woman. Things got more complicated as time progressed.
2/16/2013 5:32:36 PM
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