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logical proof against evolution
no evolution manual came with it
i mean how did we know about the meaning of words
the verbs and the names.
are they also have an evolution theory?

moonsun, City-Data 97 Comments [8/29/2009 6:38:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 93
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Dr. Novakaine

I'm pretty sure this person is barely conscious enough to feed himself, I'm certainly not going to trust him on anything relating to science, which must be far more complex than his tiny mind can possibly grasp.

8/31/2009 8:19:29 AM

Antichrist

Drugs are bad mmmmmkay?

8/31/2009 8:32:33 AM



This is more stupid than fundy. Really, really, really, really, really stupid, but not necessarily fundy.

8/31/2009 12:55:36 PM

Zeus Almighty

I hope moonsun is institutionalized. It would be scary to know this much crazy/stupid is allowed to walk our streets on a daily basis.

8/31/2009 1:59:19 PM



...Evolution manual. Repeat that in your head and try not to have an aneurism. EVOLUTION MANUAL. SAY WHAT?

"are they also have an evolution theory?"

At least if you're going to make an idiotic point in an argument, do so in halfway decent English.

8/31/2009 3:03:22 PM

Nightangel1282

Oh no...

My brain cells have just committed suicide... they couldn't handle the stupidity. >.<

8/31/2009 6:26:49 PM

Caustic Gnostic

This is when LOL as punctuation is MANDATORY .

8/31/2009 8:20:51 PM

pup

Uh, actually we just make up the words for things, like we always have.

9/1/2009 8:11:11 AM

Alethe

Someone should release The Origin of Species under a new title : Evolution: The Missing Manual...

9/2/2009 9:08:33 PM

Nyssa Of Aachen

Re: User Manuals for Women
Haynes is a British publisher most famous for it's Car Maintaince manuals, but has diversified into other fields...
Such Manuals that deal with humans, as opposed to the Lancaster Bomber, Victorian Housing, or NASA Apollo 11 (which tells you the best way to service any Lunar Modules you might own), include the Baby Manual (2nd Ed), Toddler Manual, Teenager Manual, HGV Manual (This deals with Obesity), Dad Manual, Man Manual (2nd Ed), Woman Manual, & Finally, Sex Manual...
Their online site, Haynes Online, can be located at http://www.haynes.co.uk

9/3/2009 6:55:32 PM

quinky

yes.

12/1/2009 2:10:06 AM

Flah

Okay, so you've got the verbs and names down pat. Now let's work on our syntax, shall we?

5/30/2010 4:29:19 PM

Gore

Holy Crap! Did I just read that??? Oh no I think I'm haveing ad seizurhe fnjdohfndfgksnmfaasdnklasndmasnxcdfbasefnmgzxlpo,.

Woah... Was I just touched by the holy spirit, or an acute case of epilepsy? I'm praying for the latter because that was not pleasent.

5/31/2010 1:13:27 AM

HappyGazpacho

You can't be serious.

7/31/2012 10:39:25 PM

Seeker Lancer

Psst, buddy, the language formed before the dictionary.

8/1/2012 10:32:43 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Gene pool needs more chlorine.

11/21/2012 8:28:01 AM

anti-nonsense

yes, I can see that you have trouble with words, would you like some ranch dressing with your word salad?

11/21/2012 1:01:46 PM



languages fella. read about how they change.

grunt grunt means "I would appreciate a soda"
grunt sigh means "do we have popcorn ?
ook with a rising inflection means "can I have sex ?"

a simple start that may take years to get to discussions of philosophy.


11/21/2012 4:18:42 PM

Justanotheratheist

To borrow a phrase from other regulars around here, how does someone this stupid find food?

11/24/2012 3:07:48 AM

Scourge

What?!
Is this guy a mental patient or does he just have terrible English?

12/4/2012 4:17:44 PM



Apparently, you didn't make your draft today before trying to, ehem, debate. Funny.

2/16/2013 11:00:32 AM



the meaning of words is by mutual agreement. Caveman Uggh and his buddy Gronk agreed that ugh-ugh meant berries, um-ugh-grr meant meat and woo-woo- woowza meant a woman. Things got more complicated as time progressed.

2/16/2013 5:32:36 PM
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