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The bible does say we can do greater things as jesus , and we can cast out demon raise the dead, so I thought about MJ and if he was to be raised from the dead it would be a great witness to the christian belief and a testimony that Christ is a better supper star who is alive!
What is your vote can this be done or not???

I really don't think know one even try to lay hand on micheal Jackson to be raised from the dead so that is why he remain dead, but I think it can be done, and we do have the power and faith in us if we are born again christians to do such a thing, just we don't practice so often what we preach.


evangelist1, Fresh Hope 43 Comments [8/28/2009 7:00:43 PM]
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Submitted By: physalis17
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Renaissance Blonde

WTF?

If that makes sense, can somebody tell me what it means?

8/28/2009 7:03:14 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

He's saying that christ stains can raise the dead by touching them... and the reason people remain dead was because they didn't feel like it (or something)

8/28/2009 7:05:44 PM

Blackvoice

Why would anyone want to resurrect 'MJ'?!

8/28/2009 7:10:32 PM



EonBlueTriad

...supper star...

And now I'm hungry.

8/28/2009 7:15:36 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Learn your own fucking language before you perform miracles. It's in the contract.

8/28/2009 7:17:08 PM

Mog

Nobody should be allowed to believe shit like this in this millennium.

8/28/2009 7:38:26 PM

Dr. Gus

Oh, a supper star! Is it made out of chocolate?

8/28/2009 7:40:17 PM

Zoo

Jesus is a great chef?

8/28/2009 7:41:51 PM

preachers kid

Now THAT would definitely make an interesting Part Two to the Thriller video!

8/28/2009 7:44:14 PM

Evil Pirate Captain Mel

Supper star? Like Rachel Ray? Emeril? Wolfgang Puck?

8/28/2009 7:53:28 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Please, PLEASE do this with dead Jacko.
Film it. Take as long as you need, and use many,
many batshit insane fundies True Christians.
After all, you have forever to pull it off.

8/28/2009 8:04:32 PM

Horsefeathers

"The bible does say we can do greater things as jesus , and we can cast out demon raise the dead, so I thought about MJ and if he was to be raised from the dead it would be a great witness to the christian belief and a testimony that Christ is a better supper star who is alive!
What is your vote can this be done or not???"


If only the odds makers in Vegas knew people like you existed. They'd clean up!

I wonder if they'd cut me in if I tipped them off?

"I really don't think know one even try to lay hand on micheal Jackson to be raised from the dead so that is why he remain dead, but I think it can be done, and we do have the power and faith in us if we are born again christians to do such a thing, just we don't practice so often what we preach."

Touching dead bodies is baaaaad. Makes you unclean and such. Says so in your Bible that you've apparently never read or you wouldn't be saying such stupid shit.

8/28/2009 9:10:18 PM



Yeah well as an atheist I can run at the speed of light, I would do it but I don't like to practice what I preach.

8/28/2009 9:25:31 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Unfortunately, Michael Jackson was not buried in tattered blue jeans and a mouth full of grape jelly. So no zombie status for him.

I'm guessing you were one of the people who spent that weekend at Bernie's and fell for it?

8/28/2009 10:17:05 PM

Amanda

Only if he does the thriller dance.

8/28/2009 10:17:31 PM

FMG



I approve of this plan cause a zombie MJ would be awesome....

8/28/2009 11:36:11 PM

ME

First, how about laying some hands on a book of English grammar. Second, start preaching the English language and then practice it you ignorant fuck. .........Last, no, no, no the dead cannot be raised from the grave. Besides, a zombie MJ would start digging up kiddie corpses and that would just be wrong.

8/29/2009 1:08:32 AM

Clown

Just one more step, dear. One more step of logic, and you'll be one of us.

8/29/2009 2:01:12 AM

aaa

Go ahead and try.

8/29/2009 2:28:53 AM

WMDKitty

Er, as much as I enjoyed Thriller, this would be a BAD IDEA.

And you're right -- you DON'T practice what you preach, which is LOVE AND COMPASSION.

8/29/2009 3:33:40 AM

Romana Twelve

Considering how much of Michael Jackson was artificial by the time he died, you'd probably only have to plug him in and let him charge for a couple of hours. He's Frankenstein's Non-biodegradable Pop Star =P .

8/29/2009 4:29:44 AM

Canadiest

How could you tell the difference? Oh he'll move and dance again. Demons make you dead?

Give it up, the best of you have no powers, even with evoking you deitys name.

8/29/2009 6:09:35 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The bible does say we can do greater things as jesus , and we can cast out demon raise the dead, so I thought about MJ and if he was to be raised from the dead it would be a great witness to the christian belief and a testimony that Christ is a better supper star who is alive!
What is your vote can this be done or not???"

This quote has made my day, lulz-wise. It's right up there with this:



But if you want to do the same as what Jesus did to Lazarus, fine. Give it your best shot. Have the world's broadcast media cover such a unique & momentous event. Far be it for me to discourage you from acheiving your dream. Just don't blame me when your pathetic attempts demonstrate your ultimate FAIL in word, action & thought.

Frankly, you've got more chance of bringing forth into our 3D world a 2D cartoon ninja boy using the power of 'faith'. So go on - prove it. I'm not stopping you. 'Faith' can move mountains after all.

Fundie MJ fans = Narutards.

"Christ is a better supper star"

If he could feed the 5000, then this'll be a piece of piss: From an anchovy & a Jersey Royal potato, bring forth a humongous plateful of Fish & Chips.

@Romana Twelve

"Considering how much of Michael Jackson was artificial by the time he died, you'd probably only have to plug him in and let him charge for a couple of hours. He's Frankenstein's Non-biodegradable Pop Star =P ."

Reminds me of the old joke:

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Tesco's carrier bag?

A: One's made of plastic and is harmful to children, the other you use to carry your groceries home.

>:D

8/29/2009 7:54:20 AM



Go try. Not success guarantee though.

8/29/2009 9:38:18 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Can't be done. You're a moron.

8/29/2009 10:17:11 AM
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