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The bible does say we can do greater things as jesus , and we can cast out demon raise the dead, so I thought about MJ and if he was to be raised from the dead it would be a great witness to the christian belief and a testimony that Christ is a better supper star who is alive!
What is your vote can this be done or not???

I really don't think know one even try to lay hand on micheal Jackson to be raised from the dead so that is why he remain dead, but I think it can be done, and we do have the power and faith in us if we are born again christians to do such a thing, just we don't practice so often what we preach.


evangelist1, Fresh Hope 43 Comments [8/28/2009 7:00:43 PM]
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Submitted By: physalis17
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moose

Actually, you propose one of the things I constantly ask xians about. Why DONT yall do it? You seem to be the only one that actually believes in your wholly babble that it can be done. You are right. It does indeed say that in your babble. Yet nobody else will try it. Always some rationalization out of it. But you! Yes, you are a true believer! I am sure you can do it. Make sure to call the media to witness this great event. Think of how many souls you will save for gawd by such a witness of bringing a dead man back. The world needs to see it.

8/29/2009 10:36:37 AM



Great. Now Thriller is playing in my head.

8/29/2009 10:55:31 AM

Haseri

I think someone wants their money's worth for his concerts a little too much.

8/29/2009 11:08:37 AM

John_in_Oz

Yes, if the Bible is true, you can do it.
The bit that Fundies don't get, is that the fact you can't do it means the Bible is false. Why is that idea so hard for you to understand?

8/29/2009 11:34:05 AM

Xotan

Stupid person,
who was the last to be genuinely raised from the dead?

I mean with witnesses and no bullshitting...

8/29/2009 12:20:02 PM

Old Viking

First you have to raise your own brains from the dead.

8/29/2009 1:16:34 PM

Zodiac

Why would we even want to revive Michael Jackson... his music was only good up to a certain point, then it started going downhill.

8/29/2009 6:47:21 PM

Mister Spak

Lay hands on one of those millions of murdered babies and raise it from the dead. That will get someone's attention.

8/30/2009 6:30:02 AM

Tindalos

Christ is a better supper star

Do you mean like this Chocolate Jesus?



8/30/2009 9:03:57 AM

Marc

1) If Jesus rose Michael Jackson from the dead, then Michael Jackson would also be alive.

2) If a true Christian (tm) laid hands on Michael Jackson and rose him from the dead, then if would be that true Christian (tm) who did it, not Jesus.

3) You really need to learn how to proofread your posts before hitting "Post Reply." I'm sorry, but the failure of your spelling and grammar make you look like even more of an idiot than the actual content of your post.

8/30/2009 5:13:03 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Hey, if you make Michael Jackson emerge from his coffin and start doing the Thriller dance, I'm buying a shotgun and preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

8/31/2009 8:05:11 AM

G. Fieendish

This could be amusing, in that if it actually worked, a brainless Michael Jackson would presumably be "re-animated", as a result.
Reason, it was removed, along with various other organs, for analysis during his autopsy...
(cue Thriller Video here)

8/31/2009 8:09:32 AM



I see your motives, evangelist1!
You just want to touch up dead people don't you?

8/31/2009 1:42:20 PM



Raising MJ from the dead = big ups for Christianity?

8/31/2009 3:24:24 PM

Crimson Lizard

I would pay big money to see that.

6/15/2012 8:27:30 AM



Too bad you can't use proper grammar and spelling.

6/15/2012 8:35:04 AM



I feel that if somebody suggested to kill you to see if your argument is true, you´d say an absolute no.

1/6/2013 3:58:17 PM

xyz

Necromancy for Jebus!

1/6/2013 4:40:28 PM
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