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"You're expecting the fossils to do something?"

Well if the fossils don't 'do something' how can I observe the 'fact' of evolution?

help me boab, Pharyngula 27 Comments [8/28/2009 3:06:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Blackvoice

With you mind. Yeah, incredible, I know.

8/28/2009 3:16:30 PM

hawkspur

Dead animals don't tend to do a lot.

8/28/2009 3:19:04 PM

D Laurier.

The very act that fossils exist as predicted by the theory of evolution.... is not enough.

They must also perform a song and dance skit.

8/28/2009 3:40:41 PM

WMDKitty

Dude. They're fossils. Remains of long-dead animals. They're not going to "do" anything.

8/28/2009 4:01:59 PM

Ouabache

You compare the fossil to other fossils and living creatures, dumbass.

8/28/2009 4:25:26 PM

Zoo

It's called "going outside".

8/28/2009 4:30:27 PM

Headache

Oh hell no!



8/28/2009 4:53:58 PM

Efrain

@D.Laurier:
Someone has to post the video of that scene from the grim adventures of billy and mandy. ASAP!

8/28/2009 5:25:05 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Considering that the fossils and your brain occupy the same quantum state, you could just shut up and listen to their voices.

8/28/2009 5:29:16 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

I nominate this one for "Proudly ignorant of biology" award.

8/28/2009 5:42:12 PM

KevO

"Every time someone tries to tell me that the world was created in 7 days, I pull a fossil out of my pocket and say, 'fossil.' And if they keep talking I throw it slightly over their head."

- Lewis Black

8/28/2009 6:08:30 PM

Dr. Gus

*facepalm*

I am speechless.

8/28/2009 6:30:38 PM



wat

8/28/2009 6:45:42 PM



Very blatant Poe, this one.

8/28/2009 8:25:25 PM

MPW

This guy is a classic troll - not interested in convincing anyone, discussing anything, or learning anything, just wants to make a ruckus and draw attention to himself. Feels powerful when it works. With Pharyngulites' weakness for troll-feeding and notorious combativeness, he came to the right place.

8/28/2009 8:53:51 PM

Elia

So this is a troll? Next target please, no sense wasting ammo!

8/28/2009 9:00:10 PM

Amanda

The fact that the fossils exist is proof, you moron.

8/28/2009 10:22:38 PM

agentCDE

But the fossils are doing something. Something very important.

They're existing, you see. If you look really close, you'll observe how they are real. Amazing, isn't it?

8/28/2009 10:44:57 PM

aaa

Face shall palm.

8/29/2009 1:53:12 AM

Clown

Ouch. Just... ouch. Biologists, my hat goes of for you.

8/29/2009 2:11:43 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

A single fossil won't do it, but get a whole bunch of them, and you'll see the chain.

8/29/2009 9:38:15 AM

Old Viking

Fossils are active. They'rev just a bit slow.

8/29/2009 1:34:24 PM

Mageapprentice

MASSIVE facepalm-

What the- how- huh- OW! Brain freeze!

8/29/2009 5:13:29 PM

Philbert McAdamia

And if god and/or Jesus don't do something, like show up, -- ever --, then how are we supposed to observe their existence?

8/29/2009 5:41:26 PM

Tindalos

@ Philbert McAdamia

You have said it all

8/30/2009 8:53:29 AM
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