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"You're expecting the fossils to do something?"
Well if the fossils don't 'do something' how can I observe the 'fact' of evolution?
help me boab,
[8/28/2009 3:06:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 41
Submitted By: Night Jaguar
Yeah, incredible, I know.
8/28/2009 3:16:30 PM
Dead animals don't tend to do a lot.
8/28/2009 3:19:04 PM
The very act that fossils exist as predicted by the theory of evolution.... is not enough.
They must also perform a song and dance skit.
8/28/2009 3:40:41 PM
Dude. They're fossils. Remains of long-dead animals. They're not going to "do" anything.
8/28/2009 4:01:59 PM
You compare the fossil to other fossils and living creatures, dumbass.
8/28/2009 4:25:26 PM
It's called "going outside".
8/28/2009 4:30:27 PM
Oh hell no!
8/28/2009 4:53:58 PM
Someone has to post the video of that scene from the grim adventures of billy and mandy. ASAP!
8/28/2009 5:25:05 PM
Considering that the fossils and your brain occupy the same quantum state, you could just shut up and listen to their voices.
8/28/2009 5:29:16 PM
I nominate this one for "Proudly ignorant of biology" award.
8/28/2009 5:42:12 PM
"Every time someone tries to tell me that the world was created in 7 days, I pull a fossil out of my pocket and say, 'fossil.' And if they keep talking I throw it slightly over their head."
- Lewis Black
8/28/2009 6:08:30 PM
I am speechless.
8/28/2009 6:30:38 PM
8/28/2009 6:45:42 PM
Very blatant Poe, this one.
8/28/2009 8:25:25 PM
This guy is a classic troll - not interested in convincing anyone, discussing anything, or learning anything, just wants to make a ruckus and draw attention to himself. Feels powerful when it works. With Pharyngulites' weakness for troll-feeding and notorious combativeness, he came to the right place.
8/28/2009 8:53:51 PM
So this is a troll? Next target please, no sense wasting ammo!
8/28/2009 9:00:10 PM
The fact that the fossils exist is proof, you moron.
8/28/2009 10:22:38 PM
But the fossils are doing something. Something very important.
you see. If you look really close, you'll observe how they are
. Amazing, isn't it?
8/28/2009 10:44:57 PM
Face shall palm.
8/29/2009 1:53:12 AM
Ouch. Just... ouch. Biologists, my hat goes of for you.
8/29/2009 2:11:43 AM
A single fossil won't do it, but get a whole bunch of them, and you'll see the chain.
8/29/2009 9:38:15 AM
Fossils are active. They'rev just a bit slow.
8/29/2009 1:34:24 PM
What the- how- huh- OW! Brain freeze!
8/29/2009 5:13:29 PM
And if god and/or Jesus don't do something, like show up, -- ever --, then how are we supposed to observe their existence?
8/29/2009 5:41:26 PM
@ Philbert McAdamia
You have said it all
8/30/2009 8:53:29 AM