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[Re: What are some firsthand historical accounts that you guys would recommend?]

The Bible, Moses et al.
The Iliad, Homer

[Moses wrote the bible? News to me. The Iliad is a first-hand account? News to me. ]

Glad I could report news to you.

Total Science, Historum 35 Comments [8/28/2009 7:03:39 PM]
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toothache

fail.

8/30/2009 6:22:59 AM

Mister Spak

You should submit this news report to the Onion.

8/30/2009 6:27:59 AM

Dr. Novakaine

Clearly someone who watches FOX News in order to be able to define news so broadly.

8/31/2009 8:08:07 AM



Glad you fail so hard at history.

8/31/2009 3:20:25 PM

Rat of Steel

(Zoo)
"I like how Moses was present for the creation of the world, even before the first man was created. Wonder what Moses was O_O"


Simple, really. Moses is a Time Lord!

3/28/2011 5:10:47 AM

Sentry Gun

First human story ever told is the life of Gilgamesh. Waaaaaay older than your average babble.

12/30/2011 3:16:14 AM

Quantum Mechanic

At least Homer actually existed.

5/14/2012 11:00:25 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Homer actually existed.
Moses not so much.

8/8/2012 1:10:44 PM

Quantum Mechanic

At least Homer actually existed.

10/31/2012 10:28:17 AM



"The Bible, Moses et al."

How scientific of you.

11/2/2012 2:53:48 AM
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