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Well let's see, here's what I know that atheists don't:

1) That God created the universe and all living things
2) that God created the earth out of water and why He created it out of water
3) How long it took God to create the earth and why it took Him that amount of time
4) What sin is
5) Why we need a redeemer
6) Who our ancestors are
7) Knowledge of Jewish history
8) what happens after we die
9) Who goes to heaven and why
10) Who goes to hell and why
11) Who Jesus is
12) Why Jesus walked on earth
13) That all humans sin
14) What right and wrong is
15) The difference between good and evil
16) Why animals (especially imaginary animals) can't turn into people or breed human descendants
17) Why the 10 Commandments are the best way to live
18) What the old covenant and new covenant are
19) Why Christianity is waning in the world
20) Why the Arabs and Jews will always fight each other
21) Why atheists can't believe the bible
22) Why scientists aren't trustworthy


That's just the tip of the iceberg of what I know that atheists don't know. So when you find something I don't know, I'm sure that makes you happy.

Carico, A Christian and an Atheist 74 Comments [8/28/2009 3:15:36 PM]
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#1013447
hawkspur

Kay.

8/28/2009 3:17:20 PM

#1013449
Shann

I could tread the waters of your knowledge and barely dampen my toenails.

8/28/2009 3:18:58 PM

#1013456
SurfinSeaOtter

Shann... you would be swept away by a tsunami of stupid

8/28/2009 3:21:53 PM

#1013474


But I know why you think you know all of these things.

8/28/2009 3:27:37 PM

#1013481
Blackvoice

She's getting more annoying each time!

8/28/2009 3:29:57 PM

#1013482
Ozzie

I don't think you really know any of those things. But certainly not #20 and #21.

I know why I can't believe the Bible. I might try to explain it to you, but it would be pointless.

I think if the Christians stopped instigating the fight, the Arabs and Jews might have a better chance. But that's just me.

8/28/2009 3:30:10 PM

#1013489
Canadiest

What you think you know or like to pretend you know doesn't matter when you're wrong and can't justify one thing you say.

8/28/2009 3:31:39 PM

#1013501
D Laurier.

Huh?
Oh wait, Its Carico.
Repeating her oft refuted mantra

8/28/2009 3:34:06 PM

#1013503


5) Why we need a redeemer

Because guilt is an excellent means of control?

19) Why Christianity is waning in the world

Because people are getting smarter?

21) Why atheists can't believe the bible

Because they're...atheists?

8/28/2009 3:34:32 PM

#1013510
Shann

@ SurfinSeaOtter:

I stand corrected - and I actually LOLed.

8/28/2009 3:36:15 PM

#1013513


Ah Carico, you are indeed like a 5 year old child.

8/28/2009 3:39:58 PM

#1013541


Bitch, you could fill every library on Earth with the shit you DON'T know.

8/28/2009 3:56:06 PM

#1013559
deadreckoning

The funny thing is, even though I value knowledge and enjoy learning new things, I dont give a damn about most of those subjects. I care even less about about what the bible says about anything, and thats is after reading it 3 times front to back.

8/28/2009 4:07:38 PM

#1013564
HoJuSimpson


8/28/2009 4:10:03 PM

#1013569
Angua

Ah, Carico. Finding something you don't know? That's just to easy.
I was going to go through this point by point and show everything that was wrong with this post. And then I saw it was Carico. And I thought, why even bother?

8/28/2009 4:13:13 PM

#1013572
clockworkgirl21

What's wrong with me? I actually started to read the list.

8/28/2009 4:14:28 PM

#1013573
WMDKitty

*shrugs*

Carico.

Nuff said.

8/28/2009 4:14:51 PM

#1013589
Osiris

Cool. Care to share that with us?

8/28/2009 4:26:44 PM

#1013590


Belief =/= Fact

Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Grow up.

8/28/2009 4:27:07 PM

#1013611
Musicalbookworm

Shit you make up is not stuff you know.

8/28/2009 4:43:14 PM

#1013618
Reverend Jeremiah

#21 - I know why atheists cant believe the Bible. Because it is mostly mythological bullshit.. which pretty much ruinsthe 21 other things that you "know" that we supposedly dont know.

P.S. - I too have read the Bible ..twice..I know the pre-programmed response you are required to give for each of those numbers up there. So you really arent that special at all, except that you hypocritical level is much more higher than mine.

8/28/2009 4:47:26 PM

#1013622
BobsOldSocks

No, those are your (deluded) beliefs, not in any way objective facts that you can possibly "know".

8/28/2009 4:48:59 PM

#1013624
Rat of Steel

*does his impression of Clown from the live-action Spawn movie*

"Boy, you were tied to the tracks, and that stupid-train just kept rrrunnin' over ya, didn't it...runnin' over ya?"

8/28/2009 4:49:54 PM

#1013628
Caustic Gnostic

Meh. Who cares?

8/28/2009 4:52:28 PM

#1013632
evilred

Here's one thing this atheist knows---you are a total fucktard.

8/28/2009 4:53:09 PM
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