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Well let's see, here's what I know that atheists don't:

1) That God created the universe and all living things
2) that God created the earth out of water and why He created it out of water
3) How long it took God to create the earth and why it took Him that amount of time
4) What sin is
5) Why we need a redeemer
6) Who our ancestors are
7) Knowledge of Jewish history
8) what happens after we die
9) Who goes to heaven and why
10) Who goes to hell and why
11) Who Jesus is
12) Why Jesus walked on earth
13) That all humans sin
14) What right and wrong is
15) The difference between good and evil
16) Why animals (especially imaginary animals) can't turn into people or breed human descendants
17) Why the 10 Commandments are the best way to live
18) What the old covenant and new covenant are
19) Why Christianity is waning in the world
20) Why the Arabs and Jews will always fight each other
21) Why atheists can't believe the bible
22) Why scientists aren't trustworthy


That's just the tip of the iceberg of what I know that atheists don't know. So when you find something I don't know, I'm sure that makes you happy.

Carico, A Christian and an Atheist 74 Comments [8/28/2009 3:15:36 PM]
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hawkspur

Kay.

8/28/2009 3:17:20 PM

Shann

I could tread the waters of your knowledge and barely dampen my toenails.

8/28/2009 3:18:58 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

Shann... you would be swept away by a tsunami of stupid

8/28/2009 3:21:53 PM



But I know why you think you know all of these things.

8/28/2009 3:27:37 PM

Blackvoice

She's getting more annoying each time!

8/28/2009 3:29:57 PM

Ozzie

I don't think you really know any of those things. But certainly not #20 and #21.

I know why I can't believe the Bible. I might try to explain it to you, but it would be pointless.

I think if the Christians stopped instigating the fight, the Arabs and Jews might have a better chance. But that's just me.

8/28/2009 3:30:10 PM

Canadiest

What you think you know or like to pretend you know doesn't matter when you're wrong and can't justify one thing you say.

8/28/2009 3:31:39 PM

D Laurier.

Huh?
Oh wait, Its Carico.
Repeating her oft refuted mantra

8/28/2009 3:34:06 PM



5) Why we need a redeemer

Because guilt is an excellent means of control?

19) Why Christianity is waning in the world

Because people are getting smarter?

21) Why atheists can't believe the bible

Because they're...atheists?

8/28/2009 3:34:32 PM

Shann

@ SurfinSeaOtter:

I stand corrected - and I actually LOLed.

8/28/2009 3:36:15 PM



Ah Carico, you are indeed like a 5 year old child.

8/28/2009 3:39:58 PM



Bitch, you could fill every library on Earth with the shit you DON'T know.

8/28/2009 3:56:06 PM

deadreckoning

The funny thing is, even though I value knowledge and enjoy learning new things, I dont give a damn about most of those subjects. I care even less about about what the bible says about anything, and thats is after reading it 3 times front to back.

8/28/2009 4:07:38 PM

HoJuSimpson


8/28/2009 4:10:03 PM

Angua

Ah, Carico. Finding something you don't know? That's just to easy.
I was going to go through this point by point and show everything that was wrong with this post. And then I saw it was Carico. And I thought, why even bother?

8/28/2009 4:13:13 PM

clockworkgirl21

What's wrong with me? I actually started to read the list.

8/28/2009 4:14:28 PM

WMDKitty

*shrugs*

Carico.

Nuff said.

8/28/2009 4:14:51 PM

Osiris

Cool. Care to share that with us?

8/28/2009 4:26:44 PM



Belief =/= Fact

Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Grow up.

8/28/2009 4:27:07 PM

Musicalbookworm

Shit you make up is not stuff you know.

8/28/2009 4:43:14 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

#21 - I know why atheists cant believe the Bible. Because it is mostly mythological bullshit.. which pretty much ruinsthe 21 other things that you "know" that we supposedly dont know.

P.S. - I too have read the Bible ..twice..I know the pre-programmed response you are required to give for each of those numbers up there. So you really arent that special at all, except that you hypocritical level is much more higher than mine.

8/28/2009 4:47:26 PM

BobsOldSocks

No, those are your (deluded) beliefs, not in any way objective facts that you can possibly "know".

8/28/2009 4:48:59 PM

Rat of Steel

*does his impression of Clown from the live-action Spawn movie*

"Boy, you were tied to the tracks, and that stupid-train just kept rrrunnin' over ya, didn't it...runnin' over ya?"

8/28/2009 4:49:54 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Meh. Who cares?

8/28/2009 4:52:28 PM

evilred

Here's one thing this atheist knows---you are a total fucktard.

8/28/2009 4:53:09 PM
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