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[Did dinosaurs actually exist?]

Yes, but not nessicarily on our planet. When God created it, he may have used material from other planets, and they just happened to have old bones in them.

raiu, Armageddon Games 70 Comments [8/27/2009 1:04:36 PM]
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Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... how did they end up on Earth then?!?!

8/27/2009 1:07:04 PM

Aethernaut

Now, that's an original argument. Completely crazy, but original.

8/27/2009 1:10:43 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!@!!!!

That is SOOO funny!

8/27/2009 1:12:57 PM

Quantum Mechanic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


8/27/2009 1:14:02 PM

iflurry

Someone's been reading from the Book of Armless Theo, a story of a creature living in a world created by an incompetent and selfish god.

8/27/2009 1:14:53 PM

smartz

So...what you are saying is there was a planet with dinosaurs somewhere else in the universe, but when God was making Earth he used pieces of dirt of this planet that had dinosaur bones to make the Earth? By using that logic, then this planet existed before Earth and managed to have dinosaurs inhabit it for thousands of years until they died out and become fossilized over eons. In conclusion, dinosaurs existed before God, as according to the Bible God only needed 1 day to create the universe, and the other 5 days to make Earth and its inhabitants.

.......Yep. Someone get some hungry squirrels because this guy is nuts.

8/27/2009 1:15:38 PM

DevilsChaplain


8/27/2009 1:17:26 PM

Mageapprentice

When you reached up your ass to pull this little nugget of fail out, did you perchance pull out some brains too?

(can be construed two ways- 1: they have shit for brains, or- 2: they reached in so far that they somehow managed to get all the way up into the cranium)

My vote's for No. 1

8/27/2009 1:17:37 PM

Mageapprentice

D'OH! double post

8/27/2009 1:19:06 PM

Headache



8/27/2009 1:21:05 PM

aaa

And this raises even more questions.

8/27/2009 1:22:05 PM

Lucilius

So God recycles? How liberal of him.

8/27/2009 1:26:49 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Point me to the section of Genesis which talks about the planet of the extraterrestrial giant space lizards, chapter and verse!

8/27/2009 1:45:18 PM



Wow, there's making shit up and then there's making shit up.

8/27/2009 1:48:23 PM

Hermione

I saw an episode of Star Trek once...oh, hell, LOL what? Can't do this.... i need a copious amount of alcohol, a good fuck, and... oh, hell never mind! You ever thought about becoming human? BTW, do you think a T-Rex would be good in bed ... or am I just wishing I could have shagged Marc Bolan? Pity I was too young.

8/27/2009 1:55:21 PM

Thundersqueaks

This is cute...if a 4yr old had said it.

8/27/2009 2:02:11 PM

Thinking Allowed


8/27/2009 2:04:47 PM

Zeus Almighty

So these planets that existed before Earth, were they created by some other god who predated your god? Where did the earlier god come from and where did it go? Did your god kill the earlier god, and if so did that not break one of your god's commandments?

Also, your Bible says "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth," so how were there other planets to plunder for material if Earth was created "in the beginning"?
And last but not least, were you dropped on your head as a kid? I'm guessing you were. A lot.

8/27/2009 2:08:00 PM

Papabear

"When God created it, he may have used material from other planets, and they just happened to have old bones in them."

And then never bothered to mention it to anyone.

Come back when you can spell and have formulated a more reasonable idea.

8/27/2009 2:28:54 PM

Horsefeathers

"Yes, but not nessicarily on our planet."

This is truly one of the most bizarre statements I've ever seen. Anywhere.

"When God created it, he may have used material from other planets, and they just happened to have old bones in them."

Ok, ignore the above. I wrote it before I'd read this gem.

8/27/2009 2:29:09 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Anybody who can claim to believe Genesis 1 and Genesis 2, may as well go ahead and swallow raiu's version of Genesis 3.

This other planet...is it the one where all the water from the flood and the firmament splashed up onto?

8/27/2009 2:29:23 PM

WMDKitty

raiu, dude, you owe me a new keyboard. Mine is clogged with snot and saliva, thanks to your little... statement... there.

8/27/2009 2:34:20 PM

Tindalos


8/27/2009 2:40:33 PM

Canadiest

Ironclad that! How can we win with such obvious proof


8/27/2009 2:41:59 PM

Zeus Almighty

"When God created it, he may have used material from other planets, and they just happened to have old bones in them."

But, but ... my fundie brother claims that Satan put those so-called "fossils" underneath the ground to fool people.
Can't you idiots even get your bullshit stories straight?

8/27/2009 2:42:18 PM
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