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#1012910
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... how did they end up on Earth then?!?!
8/27/2009 1:07:04 PM
#1012912
Aethernaut
Now, that's an original argument. Completely crazy, but original.
8/27/2009 1:10:43 PM
#1012915
Reverend Jeremiah
OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!@!!!!
That is SOOO funny!
8/27/2009 1:12:57 PM
#1012919
Quantum Mechanic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8/27/2009 1:14:02 PM
#1012921
iflurry
Someone's been reading from the Book of Armless Theo, a story of a creature living in a world created by an incompetent and selfish god.
8/27/2009 1:14:53 PM
#1012923
smartz
So...what you are saying is there was a planet with dinosaurs somewhere else in the universe, but when God was making Earth he used pieces of dirt of this planet that had dinosaur bones to make the Earth? By using that logic, then this planet existed before Earth and managed to have dinosaurs inhabit it for thousands of years until they died out and become fossilized over eons. In conclusion, dinosaurs existed before God, as according to the Bible God only needed 1 day to create the universe, and the other 5 days to make Earth and its inhabitants.
.......Yep. Someone get some hungry squirrels because this guy is nuts.
8/27/2009 1:15:38 PM
#1012926
DevilsChaplain
8/27/2009 1:17:26 PM
#1012927
Mageapprentice
When you reached up your ass to pull this little nugget of fail out, did you perchance pull out some brains too?
(can be construed two ways- 1: they have shit for brains, or- 2: they reached in so far that they somehow managed to get all the way up into the cranium)
My vote's for No. 1
8/27/2009 1:17:37 PM
#1012929
Mageapprentice
D'OH! double post
8/27/2009 1:19:06 PM
#1012933
Headache
8/27/2009 1:21:05 PM
#1012935
aaa
And this raises even more questions.
8/27/2009 1:22:05 PM
#1012942
Lucilius
So God recycles? How liberal of him.
8/27/2009 1:26:49 PM
#1012960
Tolpuddle Martyr
Point me to the section of Genesis which talks about the planet of the extraterrestrial giant space lizards, chapter and verse!
8/27/2009 1:45:18 PM
#1012963
Wow, there's making shit up and then there's making shit up.
8/27/2009 1:48:23 PM
#1012971
Hermione
I saw an episode of Star Trek once...oh, hell, LOL what? Can't do this.... i need a copious amount of alcohol, a good fuck, and... oh, hell never mind! You ever thought about becoming human? BTW, do you think a T-Rex would be good in bed ... or am I just wishing I could have shagged Marc Bolan? Pity I was too young.
8/27/2009 1:55:21 PM
#1012977
Thundersqueaks
This is cute...if a 4yr old had said it.
8/27/2009 2:02:11 PM
#1012980
Thinking Allowed
8/27/2009 2:04:47 PM
#1012984
Zeus Almighty
So these planets that existed before Earth, were they created by some other god who predated your god? Where did the earlier god come from and where did it go? Did your god kill the earlier god, and if so did that not break one of your god's commandments?
Also, your Bible says "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth," so how were there other planets to plunder for material if Earth was created "in the beginning"?
And last but not least, were you dropped on your head as a kid? I'm guessing you were. A lot.
8/27/2009 2:08:00 PM
#1012998
Papabear
"When God created it, he may have used material from other planets, and they just happened to have old bones in them."
And then never bothered to mention it to anyone.
Come back when you can spell and have formulated a more reasonable idea.
8/27/2009 2:28:54 PM
#1012999
Horsefeathers
"Yes, but not nessicarily on our planet."
This is truly one of the most bizarre statements I've ever seen. Anywhere.
"When God created it, he may have used material from other planets, and they just happened to have old bones in them."
Ok, ignore the above. I wrote it before I'd read this gem.
8/27/2009 2:29:09 PM
#1013000
Philbert McAdamia
Anybody who can claim to believe Genesis 1 and Genesis 2, may as well go ahead and swallow raiu's version of Genesis 3.
This other planet...is it the one where all the water from the flood and the firmament splashed up onto?
8/27/2009 2:29:23 PM
#1013009
WMDKitty
raiu, dude, you owe me a new keyboard. Mine is clogged with snot and saliva, thanks to your little... statement... there.
8/27/2009 2:34:20 PM
#1013021
Tindalos
8/27/2009 2:40:33 PM
#1013022
Canadiest
Ironclad that! How can we win with such obvious proof
8/27/2009 2:41:59 PM
#1013023
Zeus Almighty
"When God created it, he may have used material from other planets, and they just happened to have old bones in them."
But, but ... my fundie brother claims that Satan put those so-called "fossils" underneath the ground to fool people.
Can't you idiots even get your bullshit stories straight?
8/27/2009 2:42:18 PM
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