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When Jesus was on the cross, there was a solar eclipse. And also a lunar eclipse. It was a dark & dreary day.

LottaLou, Yahoo answers 116 Comments [8/26/2009 7:45:35 AM]
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#1012427

WMTimothy

Yeah scientific impossibilities!

8/26/2009 7:47:14 AM

#1012428

schism

You fail astronomy forever.

8/26/2009 7:47:41 AM

#1012429

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wtf

8/26/2009 7:49:50 AM

#1012430

Kristine

Not a dark and stormy night?

8/26/2009 7:52:43 AM

#1012432

emau99

Wrong.

8/26/2009 7:54:23 AM

#1012434

nutbunny

"It was a dark & dreary day"

I bet it was a "dark & stormy night" too

8/26/2009 7:56:57 AM

#1012437

John

And a Mitsubishi Eclipse thrown in for good measure.

LottaLou needs to go back to fourth grade science class and see why you can't have a solar and lunar eclipse at the same time.

8/26/2009 8:04:10 AM

#1012441

Dyz

LOL. Epic fail.

8/26/2009 8:17:39 AM

#1012442

Mister Spak

When you wrote this post, you had a mental eclipse.

8/26/2009 8:18:18 AM

#1012445

Horsefeathers

"When Jesus was on the cross, there was a solar eclipse. And also a lunar eclipse. It was a dark & dreary day."

Must have been one of those miracles you're always reading about in the Wholly Babble, 'cause that kind of thing just doesn't happen naturally.

8/26/2009 8:19:51 AM

#1012446

Thorn

lol! There must be some other astral body involved in that one, holy spirit perhaps?

8/26/2009 8:20:43 AM

#1012451

Rambler

"That's no moon"

8/26/2009 8:26:19 AM

#1012452

Philbert McAdamia

*sigh* I miss the good old days. There just aren't any fun miracles like these anymore.

8/26/2009 8:26:26 AM

#1012453

Zoo

O_o! Someone clearly does not understand eclipses and the laws of physics.

8/26/2009 8:26:28 AM

#1012457

Thundersqueaks

"It was a dark & dreary day."

Indeed! One could go as far as to say it was an impossibly dreary day.

8/26/2009 8:27:00 AM

#1012458

The world of impossible scientific facts.

8/26/2009 8:27:16 AM

#1012461

Big Jilm

Citation please? And your ass doesn't count!

8/26/2009 8:28:06 AM

#1012481

Mageapprentice

We don't have two moons, jackass!

8/26/2009 8:50:17 AM

#1012483

LOLWUT

People are ignorant and mentally lazy, they don't care to learn about the world around them. Sad. And as we see in the case of LottaLou, also extremely bizarre.

8/26/2009 9:01:21 AM

#1012486

the stupid, it gives me a total eclipse of the heart.

8/26/2009 9:05:29 AM

#1012488

rubber chicken

Pro-tip: When the sun or the moon is obscured by a cloud it is not an eclipse.

8/26/2009 9:07:15 AM

#1012490

apenpaap

I could buy a Solar Eclipse. I could also buy a lunar eclipse. But even God can't make both a solar and a lunar eclipse at the same time. Unless he made a second moon for the occasion.

8/26/2009 9:10:24 AM

#1012491

werewolf

And IQs began dropping like flies all around.

8/26/2009 9:11:11 AM

#1012492

Clown

Wow. Just... wow.

8/26/2009 9:14:04 AM

#1012494

Anon-e-moose

"eclipse"
"It was a dark & dreary day"

Actually LottaLou, seeing this Eclipse:

would brighten my day no end. And if you've seen the anime "Kiddy Grade", you'll know that Eclipse (the Director of GOTT) is very much like your Jesus. With her G Class ability 'Kvant' ('Quantum'), she is essentially immortal. And, like Jesus, is fictional.

8/26/2009 9:17:24 AM

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