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When Jesus was on the cross, there was a solar eclipse. And also a lunar eclipse. It was a dark & dreary day.

LottaLou, Yahoo answers 116 Comments [8/26/2009 7:45:35 AM]
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Yeah scientific impossibilities!

8/26/2009 7:47:14 AM


You fail astronomy forever.

8/26/2009 7:47:41 AM

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8/26/2009 7:49:50 AM


Not a dark and stormy night?

8/26/2009 7:52:43 AM



8/26/2009 7:54:23 AM


"It was a dark & dreary day"

I bet it was a "dark & stormy night" too

8/26/2009 7:56:57 AM


And a Mitsubishi Eclipse thrown in for good measure.

LottaLou needs to go back to fourth grade science class and see why you can't have a solar and lunar eclipse at the same time.

8/26/2009 8:04:10 AM


LOL. Epic fail.

8/26/2009 8:17:39 AM

Mister Spak

When you wrote this post, you had a mental eclipse.

8/26/2009 8:18:18 AM


"When Jesus was on the cross, there was a solar eclipse. And also a lunar eclipse. It was a dark & dreary day."

Must have been one of those miracles you're always reading about in the Wholly Babble, 'cause that kind of thing just doesn't happen naturally.

8/26/2009 8:19:51 AM


lol! There must be some other astral body involved in that one, holy spirit perhaps?

8/26/2009 8:20:43 AM


"That's no moon"

8/26/2009 8:26:19 AM

Philbert McAdamia

*sigh* I miss the good old days. There just aren't any fun miracles like these anymore.

8/26/2009 8:26:26 AM


O_o! Someone clearly does not understand eclipses and the laws of physics.

8/26/2009 8:26:28 AM


"It was a dark & dreary day."

Indeed! One could go as far as to say it was an impossibly dreary day.

8/26/2009 8:27:00 AM

The world of impossible scientific facts.

8/26/2009 8:27:16 AM

Big Jilm

Citation please? And your ass doesn't count!

8/26/2009 8:28:06 AM


We don't have two moons, jackass!

8/26/2009 8:50:17 AM


People are ignorant and mentally lazy, they don't care to learn about the world around them. Sad. And as we see in the case of LottaLou, also extremely bizarre.

8/26/2009 9:01:21 AM

the stupid, it gives me a total eclipse of the heart.

8/26/2009 9:05:29 AM

rubber chicken

Pro-tip: When the sun or the moon is obscured by a cloud it is not an eclipse.

8/26/2009 9:07:15 AM


I could buy a Solar Eclipse. I could also buy a lunar eclipse. But even God can't make both a solar and a lunar eclipse at the same time. Unless he made a second moon for the occasion.

8/26/2009 9:10:24 AM


And IQs began dropping like flies all around.

8/26/2009 9:11:11 AM


Wow. Just... wow.

8/26/2009 9:14:04 AM


"It was a dark & dreary day"

Actually LottaLou, seeing this Eclipse:

would brighten my day no end. And if you've seen the anime "Kiddy Grade", you'll know that Eclipse (the Director of GOTT) is very much like your Jesus. With her G Class ability 'Kvant' ('Quantum'), she is essentially immortal. And, like Jesus, is fictional.

8/26/2009 9:17:24 AM

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