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If you think the 'tools' on the college campuses are worthless, try NASA.

NASA is full of 'tools' that can't even cut it in the academic profession on being in a third rate college.

They, civil servant scientest, are on the full social welfare program once they make it to 'gravy land' by becoming a civil servant. Their union won't allow Congress to fire them, for any cause. It is insane. The peer reviews are a circle jerk of group think.

Global warming bandwagon grab bag of popular grants and funding is the way to go for this bunch of intellectual clowns.

Oiao, Moonbattery 46 Comments [8/28/2009 3:21:52 PM]
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EvoPagan

Calling smart people stupid doesn't make you any less retarded.

EDIT:

FIRSTIES!!!

8/28/2009 3:24:16 PM

Blackvoice

Comparing NASA scientist with frat members. No, not quite.

8/28/2009 3:26:03 PM

Doubting Thomas

So, I guess it was just by luck that these inept, bumbling "tools" got us to the moon and successfully launched dozens of shuttle missions?

Oh, I forgot the moon landing was a hoax, and probably the shuttle missions as well.

8/28/2009 3:31:27 PM

Shann

Global warming bandwagon grab bag of popular grants and funding is the way to go for this bunch of intellectual clowns.

:: laughing too hard to post actual comment ::

8/28/2009 3:32:41 PM



I mean it only takes rocket science to be a NASA scientist. How hard could it be?

8/28/2009 3:32:52 PM



That site is absolutely disgusting, what a bunch of immature haters.

Oh and I had no idea NASA would hire just anyone, I will have to check on that since I'm out of a job. Hey, any retard can run the space agency, right?

8/28/2009 3:47:45 PM

Brent

What's the matter, Oiao? NASA turn you down for a job?

8/28/2009 3:48:45 PM

deadreckoning

Honestly, just spend 30 seconds on the internet looking through the accomplishments NASA has been involved in:

-Sending men to the Lunar surface
-Landing probes on Mars(in 1976)
-Developed some of the most advanced robotics systems, sent them to Mars, and those systems have been running for over 2000 days(only thought to survive 90)
-Developed reusable shuttle system that has saved the nation billions
-Sent out probes like Hubble, that has vastly expanded mankind's understanding of the Universe we live in

What exactly have you done with your life?

8/28/2009 3:53:16 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

I realize that you are jealous of how smart the people at Nasa are, but you do not need to act the ass over it.

8/28/2009 3:58:58 PM

WMDKitty

...

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/got nothing

8/28/2009 4:18:49 PM

BobsOldSocks

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

8/28/2009 4:23:31 PM

Musicalbookworm

well, this is on the right blog since it is pretty bat shit insane.

8/28/2009 4:24:15 PM

Hammurabi

This isn't fundie, this belongs in CSTDT instead.

8/28/2009 4:30:51 PM

deadreckoning

@BobsOldSocks

Every emotion has the potential to motivate an individual to accomplish goals and overcome obstacles. Those emotions can also be misused by pathetic, lonely individuals who contribute nothing to mankind.

Guess how Oiao likes to use them.

8/28/2009 4:31:11 PM

Headache

Ok, Oiao, I get it!

You are not the brightest candle in the room and now you are trying to belittle those who are way smarter than you in order for you to feel better about yourself.

Try a shrink!

8/28/2009 4:40:41 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Didn't do well on the SAT did you?

8/28/2009 4:45:58 PM

Sisyphus

Aw snookums didn't make the cut into the NASA program eh?

At least he's not bitter.

8/28/2009 5:00:36 PM

Tindalos

If you think the 'tools' on the college campuses are worthless, try Creation Scientists.

Creation Science is full of 'tools' that can't even cut it in the academic profession on being in a third rate college.

They, creation scientest(sic), are on the full social welfare program once they make it to 'gravy land' by becoming a GAWD servant. Their GAWD won't allow Churches to fire them, for any cause (unless they turn out to be teh closet ghey). It is insane. The peer reviews are a circle jerk of group think.

Global warming bandwagon grab bag of tithes and delusional sheeple donations is the way to go for this bunch of intellectual clowns



There ya go Oiao, fixed for ya

8/28/2009 5:01:21 PM

Thinking Allowed

NASA pass you up for janitor again did they?

8/28/2009 5:13:01 PM

jsonitsac

Just because you don't know how to operate the equipment in NASA doesn't mean that it doesn't work.

8/28/2009 5:44:27 PM



@Hammurabi

Um, since there's no real conspiracy here so.....no.

8/28/2009 5:50:07 PM

Catherine

I would bet $100 that Oiao's profession is saying "Would you like fries with that?" 200 times a day.

8/28/2009 6:27:16 PM

Dr. Razark

Heh. Most of us that work there are contractors. For every civil servant, there's about 9 contractors at JSC. And that's just the ones on-site. There's plenty more contractors that work off-site. And believe me, those contractors can be fired. Every so often, the rumors start going around about who and how many are going to be laid off, especially with the current program ending. The civil servants are muttering about layoffs, as well.

I'd like to see you work out the kind of procedure that will keep three men alive in an environment that is designed for two of them, and only half the time they need. Can you reprogram a computer in a spacecraft in lunar orbit to work around a false abort alarm? Can you do it in an hour? When human lives are on the line? Can you handle the stress when an engine fails, making that go/no-go call that means the difference between success, failure, and death of people you know? Could you strap yourself on top of a tank full of explosive rocket fuel and have someone set it off?

Dr. Razark
NASA, Johnson Space Center

By the way, the last time I heard anything about NASA "tools" in the news, it was because someone dropped a bag of them while building a space station. Let's see you do that.

8/28/2009 6:43:12 PM

rcpilot

Thread itself is wonderfully fail. Drastic global temperature drop, but not totally unusual, in the beginning of this year which has already corrected itself. The idea of trends in a graph seems to escape many.

8/28/2009 7:02:54 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Shit, I was a rocket scientist as a teen. Almost blasted my head off a couple times, but hey, live and learn....

Global warming bandwagon grab bag of popular grants and funding is the way to go for this bunch of intellectual clowns.

Yeah yeah, go kiss a black hole, bud.

8/28/2009 7:04:18 PM
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