If you think the 'tools' on the college campuses are worthless, try NASA.
NASA is full of 'tools' that can't even cut it in the academic profession on being in a third rate college.
They, civil servant scientest, are on the full social welfare program once they make it to 'gravy land' by becoming a civil servant. Their union won't allow Congress to fire them, for any cause. It is insane. The peer reviews are a circle jerk of group think.
Global warming bandwagon grab bag of popular grants and funding is the way to go for this bunch of intellectual clowns.
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So, I guess it was just by luck that these inept, bumbling "tools" got us to the moon and successfully launched dozens of shuttle missions?
Oh, I forgot the moon landing was a hoax, and probably the shuttle missions as well.
That site is absolutely disgusting, what a bunch of immature haters.
Oh and I had no idea NASA would hire just anyone, I will have to check on that since I'm out of a job. Hey, any retard can run the space agency, right?
Honestly, just spend 30 seconds on the internet looking through the accomplishments NASA has been involved in:
-Sending men to the Lunar surface
-Landing probes on Mars(in 1976)
-Developed some of the most advanced robotics systems, sent them to Mars, and those systems have been running for over 2000 days(only thought to survive 90)
-Developed reusable shuttle system that has saved the nation billions
-Sent out probes like Hubble, that has vastly expanded mankind's understanding of the Universe we live in
What exactly have you done with your life?
@BobsOldSocks
Every emotion has the potential to motivate an individual to accomplish goals and overcome obstacles. Those emotions can also be misused by pathetic, lonely individuals who contribute nothing to mankind.
Guess how Oiao likes to use them.
If you think the 'tools' on the college campuses are worthless, try Creation Scientists .
Creation Science is full of 'tools' that can't even cut it in the academic profession on being in a third rate college.
They, creation scientest (sic), are on the full social welfare program once they make it to 'gravy land' by becoming a GAWD servant. Their GAWD won't allow Churches to fire them, for any cause (unless they turn out to be teh closet ghey) . It is insane. The peer reviews are a circle jerk of group think.
Global warming bandwagon grab bag of tithes and delusional sheeple donations is the way to go for this bunch of intellectual clowns
There ya go Oiao, fixed for ya
Heh. Most of us that work there are contractors. For every civil servant, there's about 9 contractors at JSC. And that's just the ones on-site. There's plenty more contractors that work off-site. And believe me, those contractors can be fired. Every so often, the rumors start going around about who and how many are going to be laid off, especially with the current program ending. The civil servants are muttering about layoffs, as well.
I'd like to see you work out the kind of procedure that will keep three men alive in an environment that is designed for two of them, and only half the time they need. Can you reprogram a computer in a spacecraft in lunar orbit to work around a false abort alarm? Can you do it in an hour? When human lives are on the line? Can you handle the stress when an engine fails, making that go/no-go call that means the difference between success, failure, and death of people you know? Could you strap yourself on top of a tank full of explosive rocket fuel and have someone set it off?
Dr. Razark
NASA, Johnson Space Center
By the way, the last time I heard anything about NASA "tools" in the news, it was because someone dropped a bag of them while building a space station. Let's see you do that.
Thread itself is wonderfully fail. Drastic global temperature drop, but not totally unusual, in the beginning of this year which has already corrected itself. The idea of trends in a graph seems to escape many.
Shit, I was a rocket scientist as a teen. Almost blasted my head off a couple times, but hey, live and learn....
Global warming bandwagon grab bag of popular grants and funding is the way to go for this bunch of intellectual clowns.
Yeah yeah, go kiss a black hole, bud.
Anyone posting at Moonbattery (or RR, &c.) calling anything ELSE "a circle jerk of group think" = Irony Baysplosion.
Oh, and "Global warming bandwagon grab bag of popular grants and funding"...what does that even mean?
Seriously, it's unintelligble. Noun noun noun of adjective noun and noun!
What part of the job app do you suppose cost you that Nasa job?
The part where you expressed your biblical interpretations of the universe, or the line where you put where you were born as Toledo, Oiao.
Someone please remind me: what's the name for the condition where you're so stupid you don't realize how stupid you are and so think you're the clever one?
Edit, ah, I remembered: the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
1. Incompetent individuals tend to overestimate their own level of skill.
2. Incompetent individuals fail to recognize genuine skill in others.
3. Incompetent individuals fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy.
4. If they can be trained to substantially improve their own skill level, these individuals can recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill.
Judging by the "global warming" blast, I would guess that this clown is actually refering to the NOAA, that "bandwagon grab bag of popular grants and funding" that keeps a close eye on the global weather patterns, hurricanes, etc.
@Caustic Gnostic: I know what you mean. I've never tried the stuff (it is not among my drugs of choice), but knowing people who have, that rather reminds me of a 30 Rock bit:
Hollywood guy 1: "Rural Juror . Hey, this title isn't hard to understand, is it?"
Hollywood guy 2: "What? No way, it's great!" *drums fingers on table* "I love that we can work when we're on cocaine!"
The Dunning-Kruger effect can also generally explain why creationists and other cranks can't understand why no one ever sees the brilliance of their proofs against prevailing theories.
xkcd had a comic relating to NASA's achievements, but NASA surely outshines this troglodyte like the sun outshines the stars.
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