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And also. You know nothing about people who have Alzheimers. Maybe they get closer to God by the second and that's why they don't react to other people yapping anymore.

bluetrinity, Christian Forums 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

That makes sense if you consider god to be irrational, sporatic, bi-polar, confusing, wishy-washy, angry, making bizarre demands, and generally out of his fucking mind.

7/3/2006 10:40:43 AM

Julian

Terri Schiavo for pope! (no John Paul II jokes)

Sadly this is kind of true! God doesn't exist - brain matter ceasing to exist is coming closer to God. Needless to say this is a terrible tragedy!

7/4/2006 2:34:32 AM

Tommy9898

I do concider god to be all the things Redhunter described.

10/3/2006 5:20:55 AM



Never heard of neurons and brain?. Well, that and your orthography makes me think you have no idea what you're talking about.

1/4/2008 5:12:07 PM

anti-nonsense

I want you to walk into a support group for family members of Alzheimers patients and say that. See what reaction you get.

1/4/2008 5:46:34 PM

McCulloch

Blessed are the really stupid, for they shall find God.
Blessed are the poor in memory, for they shall not react long to arguments against their faith.
Blessed are the deranged, for they shall truly understand the mysteries of God.

1/4/2008 5:50:58 PM

GigaGuess

God rots the mind, eh? Good to know.

1/4/2008 6:16:00 PM

(H9)

Now you're just an ignorant fuck... Seriously.

"You know nothing about people who have Alzheimers."

Pffft, look who's talking. Someone who doesn't even have the slightest clue about the scientifical explanation of the illness. Every time someone doesn't know something works, they claim that "God(s)didit!" Weak...

1/5/2008 12:01:52 AM

FMG

Holy shit. Are you seriously telling us that "alzheimers" is a good thing. How blind are you?

2/24/2008 11:52:31 PM

Philbert McAdamia

"Maybe they get closer to God by the second..."

Uh huh, the crazier they get . . .

2/25/2008 12:58:12 AM

Adrian

oh! yeah! that MUST be it...

2/25/2008 1:09:48 AM

They call me V

Every god damn (irony not intended) time a fundie opens his mouth, I get more and more convinced that if there really IS a God, I want nothing to do with him, her or it. Also, try having someone close to you experiencing the disease, you'll see how 'enlightened' they become. I won't wish Alzheimers on anyone, but this jackass is comming 'real close.

4/17/2008 4:08:01 PM

Canadiest

Or that car they just walked in front of, or their own name.

If Alzheimers makes you closer to God that explains a lot.

4/20/2008 6:57:07 PM

Canadiest

Incidently, A little booze has been connected to offsetting Alzheimers.

Everything you guys are against can be benificial

4/20/2008 7:00:06 PM
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