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Hey, if these sorry bastards are looking for a civil war, I'm sure we can accommodate them. Who owns all the guns?

Anyway, what would they do if they won? A parasite that kills it's host isn't going to live very long, either. If they lose they lose, and if they win they lose, too.

Face it, if every liberal left the country, you'd be left with a country of productive, self-sufficient people. If every conservative left the country, you'd have an instant third-world nation.

Michelle, Moonbattery 53 Comments [8/28/2009 7:08:04 PM]
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No, you'd be left with paradise. Sadly, like paradise, it's not real.

8/28/2009 7:11:33 PM


There are probably going to be MANY conservatives who think this is unwarranted. Have fun trying to sway such ones to your side...

Besides, what do you make of sharply-leftward-compared-to-the-United-States-at-large nations like France and the Netherlands? What are THEY supposed to be parasitizing? It's not likely us...

8/28/2009 7:12:45 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Didja know George Washington was a Liberal?

8/28/2009 7:13:07 PM


Since all of the moderates and liberals have already left the Republican party, you've got proof that the Republican party is definitely not filled with productive, self-sufficient people. Why would you think the country would be any different?

8/28/2009 7:20:41 PM


Face it, if every liberal left the country, you'd be left with a country of productive, self-sufficient people. If every conservative left the country, you'd have an instant third-world nation.

I have three words for you....




8/28/2009 7:23:24 PM


How does it feel to be traitor?

8/28/2009 7:26:11 PM


And they accuse US of being traitorous anti-Americans? I'm so confused.

8/28/2009 7:33:47 PM


You know, I've always found it best not to generalize people in such broad, sweeping terms. Every liberal and conservative out there is an individual. You know, name calling and saying what you imagine would happen doesn't change the face of reality, right?

8/28/2009 7:39:30 PM


If we had that attitude in 1776, we never would be a country.

8/28/2009 8:00:00 PM


Well, hold it a second DevilsChaplain. Yes, Michelle is utterly stupid, we know, but don't sign off Texas just because it's frankly awful. Texas is one of the largest (admittedly behind California, but ahead of Wal-Mart) economic entities in the world. Beyond that of course, not a great place people wise.

8/28/2009 8:20:15 PM



Hey, I live in Kansas and, well, yeah you have a point. Anything outside of Johnson or Douglas county is pretty much Inbred Fundie Idiot Land.

Makes being a liberal atheist all the more fun though.

8/28/2009 8:30:22 PM


If Atlantis existed, I'd be too afraid of these people turning it into a hellhole instead of leaving it as a the paradise it was supposed to be.

8/28/2009 9:06:25 PM

How can people think this backwards?

8/28/2009 9:12:01 PM


"Who owns all the guns?"

The government.

And don't forget those nasty scientists and their nasty air force, and nukes, guided rockets.

You can have all the guns you want but it won't save you from a smart bomb going faster than the speed of sound (therefore you won't hear it until it hits you).

"Face it, if every liberal left the country, you'd be left with a country of productive, self-sufficient people. If every conservative left the country, you'd have an instant third-world nation."

Yeah I mean just look at America's ultraconservative Bush years, America made a huge Current Account and Government budget surplus! Oh wait, they actually dug themselves into trillion dollar debt figures borrowing money from productive communist and socialist nations in Asia and Europe.

You want a productive country? Look at Germany which produces a massive current account surplus on the basis of strong industrial output and they're pretty lefty in Germany or perhaps China? A communist nation that produces more industrial output than any other nation on the planet.

Right now America is a parasite on this planet and it has a lot of work to do on climate change, its poorly regulated economy and getting itself out of costly wars before it can be judged "great" again.

8/28/2009 9:13:31 PM


No, you'd be left with a nation of trailer parks populated by inbred mutants.

8/28/2009 9:46:59 PM


"Who owns all the guns?"

The Goddamn Military, you idiot. And you know what? They've got the training, body armor, tanks, and attack helicopters to go with them. You go ahead and start your little ten-man rebellion, and see how long it is before you're tear-gassed and ventilated by your local SWAT team.

8/28/2009 10:14:38 PM

lol what

The likes of Eritrea and Sudan are renowned for being bastions of liberalism, as we all know.

8/28/2009 10:16:03 PM


If every liberal left the country, you sorry conservatives would be starving and cold, start a war, ruin the planet and drive all humanity into a third-world condition. Conservatism is where most of the greed and militarism lies, liberalism harbors most of the brains.

8/28/2009 10:50:12 PM


Yeah, utopia here you go!

Protip: utopia means "no place", so yeah, screw you.

8/28/2009 11:02:42 PM


Let's try that (liberals leaving the country). But let them take all the WMD's.

8/29/2009 1:50:24 AM


if every conservative left the country, then level of education would immediately rise enormously.
You would also see the USA getting turned from the country we know today into a much freer country, where even minorities (like homosexuals) have certain basic rights recognized (like for example marrying the person they love).
Thanks to the crazy giun wielding portion of your society leaving the country (and perhaps the introduction of sane gun control laws) you would also have much less violent deaths from gunfire...
all in all America can only profit from all the conservatives leaving the country ;)

8/29/2009 2:36:27 AM


Sheesh, I'm British, but even I know that Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana aren't exactly the economic powerhouses of the US economy. You were saying?

8/29/2009 2:43:19 AM

"If every conservative left the country....."


We'd all have health care and affordable drug, housing, and gas prices (hell, we'd have all electric cars, for that matter).

Yeah, it would be awful.

8/29/2009 2:46:49 AM


If there is another civil war in the states, everybody loses. You have no idea how brutal civil wars are.

8/29/2009 3:03:07 AM


Huh. It must be Opposite Day again. I wish my nieces would keep me up on these things, so I'd know when to expect this shit.

...fucking elementary school tactics...

8/29/2009 3:48:15 AM

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