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Hey, if these sorry bastards are looking for a civil war, I'm sure we can accommodate them. Who owns all the guns?

Anyway, what would they do if they won? A parasite that kills it's host isn't going to live very long, either. If they lose they lose, and if they win they lose, too.

Face it, if every liberal left the country, you'd be left with a country of productive, self-sufficient people. If every conservative left the country, you'd have an instant third-world nation.

Michelle, Moonbattery 53 Comments [8/28/2009 7:08:04 PM]
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You need to be put down.

8/29/2009 4:16:56 AM


That's funny. A few quotes above this, one of your fellow Moonbatters is claiming it's liberals who solve their problems with violence.

8/29/2009 4:51:21 AM


Y'know, the Fundie use of the word 'Liberal" is as weird to me as the fact the Australian equivalent of the Republican Party calls itself the Liberal Party.
To me, the word invokes "Doing unto others as you would have them do unto you", "Live and let live", "it's a free country" and "To each their own".
Its hilarious to see Fundies diligently excluding themselves from these moral virtues. "We've got nothing to do with any of that pussy Christianity shit around here, we're Republicans!"

8/29/2009 7:24:23 AM


Who owns all the guns?

Oh I'm sure you have a nice supply of guns, providing you with ample fap'ing material but honestly, what damage do you think any of your guns might do to one of these:

I'll tell you how much damage, exactly none!

8/29/2009 7:53:37 AM


You own all the guns? You have quite a surprise in store if you come around to my house with your pathetic little "civil war".

8/29/2009 7:59:13 AM

I don't see liberals talking shit about civil war, but I do hear right wing dickbags talk about it an awful lot. Bring it, you are highly mistaken if you think that liberals don't own guns.

8/29/2009 8:06:33 AM


"A parasite that kills it's host isn't going to live very long, either"

How very true:


"Face it, if every liberal left the country, you'd be left with a country of productive, self-sufficient people"

Good luck when the oil in Saudi Arabia dries up, or one of your precious Repubican presidents doesn't kiss King Abdullah's arse enough. Or you fall behind in military R&D because those 'liberal' scientists aren't in the US any more. I'm sure China would pay them more for their knowhow. Oh, and one more thing...:

"Who owns all the guns?"

USA isn't the only country with a large regular army (China's is bigger), navy (all of Europe's & Russia's > USA's) & air force (again, EU & Russia). And USA isn't the only nuclear power, neither. Americentricism: proof of the right-wing's ultimate FAIL.

'Self-Sufficient'?! Without those 'Liberals', before long USA would become another North Korea. 'America, FUCK YEAH!' = Juche.

8/29/2009 8:12:10 AM


Civil war?...what...the...

8/29/2009 8:26:53 AM

Wait a second, wasn't a conservative and his conservative acholithes who provoked the most monumental economic crisis since the Great Depression we're living right now?. I think we have the answer to your hypothesis.

8/29/2009 9:33:56 AM


Only if you ignore the fact that most social and scientific progress that have occurred in our history were championed by liberals.

Most third world nations are ruled by god-bothering conservatives.

Look it up.

8/29/2009 10:36:45 AM

Old Viking

That's funny stuff, Michelle, You've got a career ahead of you with the "productive, self-sufficient" Republicans.

@ 1014317: My brother lived in Houston for years. He said a great many of the citizens are unbelievably ignorant, and it is the most violent place he's ever been.

8/29/2009 12:57:05 PM


If all the liberals left, the USA would sink like a stone. If all the conservatives left, same thing. Having half your population disappear (presumably with their money and property) would wreck your economy, you would have serious labour problems, and the loss of people would first cause a problem for your neighbours, as people flooded in, and then probably help their economies, since accomodating the new arrivals would bring up new business and it would mean a lot of money (and, in the case of liberals, probably a lot of educated professionals*) coming in. If not instant third-world nation, at least instant disaster for the US.
If you had a civil war (the good option) millions would die, and you would have an even chance of ending up with some kind of dictatorial government. Meanwhile your country suffers combat damage and the rest of the world surges past you. Alternately (the bad option) someone would bring nuclear weapons into it, and the same thing would happen, but more so.

* 1. Don't whine, it's true. There is a correlation between liberalism and higher education.
2. In the short term that could be a problem, but eventually it would probably help.

8/29/2009 5:01:24 PM

Mister Spak

Imagine the contributors of FSTDT being the only people in America. We would have to invent a new designation for it: Fourth world country.

8/30/2009 6:23:47 AM


"Hey, if these sorry bastards are looking for a civil war, I'm sure we can accommodate them."

You're looking for a 'cival war' because the majority of America's against you. Kinda stupid of you, you'll lose.

Pay attention. As bad as it is most of America's against conservative/ Christian/racist rule. In that way America's a liberal country.

Liberal/ Conservative titles are like black/white comparisions. The shades of gray are the actual larger majority.

And the Liberal/ Conservative titles are open to interpretation which makes them abitrary in the end. In Canada the (liberals Actual party name) want the rich to not pay taxes, and in America liberals (Democrats) do.

In Canada the conservatives have (traditionally) cared more for the poor and inabled. In America the republicans (conservatives) couldn't care less

8/30/2009 12:38:04 PM


O.o? are you playing too much Resident Evil4?

8/30/2009 3:04:49 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

If you think that only religious, conservative republicans have guns and that the democrats and liberals do not..then you are in for a MAJOR surprise if you try to start a civil war on the idea of an "easy win for us gun nuts" mentality.

8/30/2009 5:33:43 PM


8/30/2009 5:43:31 PM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, you talk real tough but you really know deep down that you're not going to do anything. You and your militia buddies will sit around drinking cheap beer complaining about the evil liberals taking over the country and occasionally shooting at beer cans on a fence post. Then you'll go back on the internet and brag about how you just completed some paramilitary training and are ready for a war.

8/30/2009 6:59:13 PM

Quantum Mechanic

If every conservative left the country, the average IQ would finally surpass two digits.

8/30/2009 8:42:26 PM

Big Jilm

Who owns all the guns? That would be our socialized military, fool.

And if all the liberals left the country, you'd loose all those taxes the rich New Englanders pay so you and your gramma-daughter can kiss those welfare checks goodbye.

Seriously, you conservatives need to stop thinking you're the only ones who work. Equivocating one welfare fraud case to represent an entire spectrum of differing thought is dishonest to say the least. I know far more uneducated conservative arm-chair philosophisers who are either laid off or collecting welfare.

8/31/2009 7:12:47 AM

Is that right now? Actually, I think if every liberal left the country you'd be left with some fundie fascism. Political views do not and never will equal productivity, unless your political view is anarchy with a touch of "sit around on our asses and do nothing all day."

8/31/2009 3:12:08 PM

How about all the liberals AND conservatives kill eachother off, and those of us who don't care about hating eachother take over. Honestly, at least half of the people who comment on this site are just as fundamentalist as the posted comments.

I'm sick of fstdt being a breeding ground for fundamentalists laughing at eachother. Take a look in the mirror sometimes, guys.

9/5/2009 1:56:46 PM


Shhh...we keep telling them that if they send their kids to college, it'll turn 'em into liberal commie fags. Poor kids are innocent and deserve to go to school and get away from the hate.

Now, this whole civil war thing. It's traitorism plain and simple. True patriots stick around and intelligently try to change things if they think that the country is going in the wrong direction, not threaten kill thousands of people. These are murderous, hateful, ignorant bigots that can't handle an "Uppity Negro" as president. As for the politicians? They know exactly what they are doing in fanning the flames. Their political careers are at stake and they want to keep their free health care and pensions.

Oh, and by the way, my late husband was a hunter and gun enthusiast. I have a liberally well stocked arsenal in my home, thank you very much.

9/5/2009 4:09:21 PM


even liberals must concede they dont exist without conservative momentum. liberals represent the parasital part of society. they have given over their free will to supernatural hosts.

9/14/2009 9:08:44 PM

JB Mason


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