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Quote# 65155

Just wanted to let you know I received my stimulus package yesterday.



It contained watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.

TED, Moonbattery 30 Comments [9/1/2009 9:41:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 44
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
WTF?! || meh
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#1015649
Zipperback

Even Fozzie Bear wouldn't "wakka-wakka-wakka" after this one.

The dumpster behind Krisp Kreme has content that's not this stale.

9/1/2009 10:01:23 AM
#1015717
jsonitsac

Hey, you're not so original: http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62220

9/1/2009 10:29:33 AM
#1015721


Ok, I get the foodstuffs. But how does Spanish language instructions follow?

9/1/2009 10:32:03 AM
#1015799
shykid

I'm fluent in Spanish. The directions say "¡Morir en un incendio, por favor!", or "Please die in a fire!"

It would behoove you to follow them.

9/1/2009 11:44:33 AM
#1015809
aaa

Your jokes still suck.

9/1/2009 12:01:27 PM
#1015937
Tolpuddle Martyr

Meh, was old and stale weeks ago.

9/1/2009 2:31:46 PM
#1015982
Dr. Novakaine

Hey! You took a stereotype of black people and attributed it to the president in a manner relating to some political move you didn't agree with! How opposite of witty you are!

9/1/2009 3:29:57 PM
#1015991


You know how I know you're lying?

You more than likely don't know Spanish you racist fuck.

9/1/2009 3:44:36 PM
#1016239
WMDKitty

O_O;

9/1/2009 10:08:00 PM
#1016360
Zits

He posts at Moonbattery. Bats. Belfry. Nuff said.

9/2/2009 2:12:33 AM
#1016382


ok, i laughed a little at this

9/2/2009 3:09:02 AM
#1016456


TED certainly can't be accused of being original.

9/2/2009 5:55:56 AM
#1016556


And it was bullshit, because for stereotypes, I prefer the redneck ones.

9/2/2009 8:55:24 AM
#1016569
LOLWUT

How come evil and stupid people have such a poor sense of humour?

9/2/2009 9:15:34 AM
#1016751
Antichrist

Thanks jsonitsac I knew I had seen this before, even though it didn't come up as a repeat.

Just more proof that an original thought in their heads is about as common as Sasquatch.

9/2/2009 1:02:32 PM
#1017097
Doubting Thomas

What makes you think that black people speak Spanish?

BTW, I love fried chicken, watermelon, and cornbread, and I'm white with blonde hair & blue eyes.

9/3/2009 8:04:27 AM
#1017102


My time spent on 4chan make me suspect that this is a POE.

9/3/2009 8:26:52 AM
#1017299
Adam

He should have stopped at 10 coupons OF KFC.

Stimulus packages don't require instructions so he kinda killed his own lame joke.

Still I chuckled till I got to the obvious typo...

9/3/2009 8:45:36 PM
#1017321
MarshalltheIrish

Will Asshattery, er, Moonbattery's inhabitants EVER tame the impossible beast of making a joke that isn't overflowing with vile racism and/or hatred? They just seem to revel in it. George Wallace would be proud of these dumbfucks.

9/3/2009 11:11:04 PM
#1017510
Ian1732

TED, it seems your worst nightmare has come true.

You're a racist caricature of a black man!

9/4/2009 10:32:40 PM
#1017844
Lilsupastar

I chuckled a bit.

9/6/2009 6:28:06 AM
#1017952
Musicalbookworm

Racists really shouldn't try to be funny...

9/6/2009 4:48:52 PM
#1018510
werewolf

If it had been in Chinese, that would have been all right. After all, they own us, lock, stock and frilly pink shorts.

9/8/2009 9:53:38 AM
#1022567
God

i thought it was funny...

9/17/2009 8:18:35 PM
#1023426
Dave

That's actually pretty funny.

9/19/2009 11:31:58 AM
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