Hot for God
i dont want to be lukewarm! how do i become hot for God? (cheering smiley)
[9/1/2009 10:08:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 25
You may want to rethink your choice of words there...
But, why not just how Micah put it (6:8)--love justice, show mercy, walk calmly with God?
9/1/2009 10:09:35 PM
I'M HAWT FOR JESUS!
9/1/2009 10:12:41 PM
Rethink your decision, according to the New Testament he's a deadbeat dad.
9/1/2009 10:14:17 PM
Wow. LittleLadyLovinGod, do you actually re-read you comments before pressing submit? Try to do that more often okay?
Unless of course you are a trolling or just trying to be satirical on RR, then okay with me, just keep doing what your doing. But if you are trying to be satirical, I don't think the RR crowd will get it. The replies you are getting are also worthy of being posted here.
@dpareja - Nevermind, you're right.
9/1/2009 10:16:04 PM
May I suggest to watch porn first.
9/1/2009 10:22:02 PM
I doubt she realises what's she's saying.
9/1/2009 10:30:25 PM
Kat: I don't think the replies are really worthy of going here. This one's all the fundie of the replies in a tenth of the length.
9/1/2009 10:37:29 PM
Am I the only one that noticed that pretty much half of all the quotes in this month have been absolutely fucking insane? Granted it's not a lot, but we're nearly to twenty already and half of them are just... fat-bottomed white girls and hot for god and... it's like, christ, did they all choose September to take their fucktard pills?
9/1/2009 10:41:02 PM
Would suggesting that you "drop to your knees" be inappropriate?
(See what I did there?)
9/1/2009 10:42:08 PM
Bow chikka wow wow.
9/1/2009 10:48:54 PM
Considering Christians identify god as a father figure, this girl must have an Electra Complex on a cosmic scale.
9/1/2009 11:01:44 PM
Do tell us more, LittleLady.
9/1/2009 11:04:34 PM
What the hell is up with all these obvious poes/trolls? o_O
9/1/2009 11:07:15 PM
Poe or troll? I certainly hope so.
9/1/2009 11:24:34 PM
The FBI is controlling your thoughts via your toaster.
"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face"
South Park episode, Christian Rock Hard.
Just in case this is not a poe.
9/1/2009 11:24:59 PM
Not fundie. Just kind of silly.
9/2/2009 12:38:35 AM
Damn it; now I have Van Halen stuck in my head.
9/2/2009 12:51:32 AM
9/2/2009 1:19:05 AM
Get one of those George Forman grills and sit on it.
9/2/2009 2:10:17 AM
Masturbate with a crucifix.
9/2/2009 2:13:11 AM
Try wearing leather pants.
9/2/2009 2:23:52 AM
If you haven't figured out which places to rub by now, then I'm afraid I can't help you.
9/2/2009 2:39:40 AM
maybe if he takes off the loin cloth
9/2/2009 3:29:47 AM
Get down on your knees, "praise" Jesus until you feel his hot, sticky "salvation" all over your face.
9/2/2009 4:00:58 AM
You haven't seen his Playgirl centerfold, I take it.
9/2/2009 4:02:08 AM