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Hot for God

i dont want to be lukewarm! how do i become hot for God? (cheering smiley)

LittleLadyLovinGod, Rapture Ready 84 Comments [9/1/2009 10:08:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 28
WTF?! || meh
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Skyknight

You may want to rethink your choice of words there...

But, why not just how Micah put it (6:8)--love justice, show mercy, walk calmly with God?

9/1/2009 10:09:35 PM

Thejebusfire

I'M HAWT FOR JESUS!

9/1/2009 10:12:41 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Rethink your decision, according to the New Testament he's a deadbeat dad.

9/1/2009 10:14:17 PM

Kat

Wow. LittleLadyLovinGod, do you actually re-read you comments before pressing submit? Try to do that more often okay?

Unless of course you are a trolling or just trying to be satirical on RR, then okay with me, just keep doing what your doing. But if you are trying to be satirical, I don't think the RR crowd will get it. The replies you are getting are also worthy of being posted here.


@dpareja - Nevermind, you're right.

9/1/2009 10:16:04 PM

Thinking Allowed

May I suggest to watch porn first.

9/1/2009 10:22:02 PM

Prager

I doubt she realises what's she's saying.

9/1/2009 10:30:25 PM

dpareja

Kat: I don't think the replies are really worthy of going here. This one's all the fundie of the replies in a tenth of the length.

9/1/2009 10:37:29 PM

Eimiilove

Am I the only one that noticed that pretty much half of all the quotes in this month have been absolutely fucking insane? Granted it's not a lot, but we're nearly to twenty already and half of them are just... fat-bottomed white girls and hot for god and... it's like, christ, did they all choose September to take their fucktard pills?

9/1/2009 10:41:02 PM

M.M.

Would suggesting that you "drop to your knees" be inappropriate?

(See what I did there?)

9/1/2009 10:42:08 PM

Trask

Bow chikka wow wow.

9/1/2009 10:48:54 PM

Orestes

Considering Christians identify god as a father figure, this girl must have an Electra Complex on a cosmic scale.

9/1/2009 11:01:44 PM

El Zorro

Do tell us more, LittleLady.

9/1/2009 11:04:34 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

What the hell is up with all these obvious poes/trolls? o_O

9/1/2009 11:07:15 PM

Clown

Poe or troll? I certainly hope so.

9/1/2009 11:24:34 PM

The FBI is controlling your thoughts via your toaster.

"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face"

Eric Cartman,

South Park episode, Christian Rock Hard.

Just in case this is not a poe.

9/1/2009 11:24:59 PM

Dipsy

Not fundie. Just kind of silly.

9/2/2009 12:38:35 AM

lupinella

Damn it; now I have Van Halen stuck in my head.

9/2/2009 12:51:32 AM

emau99

Too easy...

9/2/2009 1:19:05 AM

arcturus

Get one of those George Forman grills and sit on it.

9/2/2009 2:10:17 AM

John_in_Oz

Masturbate with a crucifix.

9/2/2009 2:13:11 AM

aaa

Try wearing leather pants.

9/2/2009 2:23:52 AM

LDM

If you haven't figured out which places to rub by now, then I'm afraid I can't help you.

9/2/2009 2:39:40 AM

K T

maybe if he takes off the loin cloth

9/2/2009 3:29:47 AM

toothache

Get down on your knees, "praise" Jesus until you feel his hot, sticky "salvation" all over your face.

9/2/2009 4:00:58 AM

The L

You haven't seen his Playgirl centerfold, I take it.

9/2/2009 4:02:08 AM
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