I will start..as God is my witness, No Man will put the mark of the beast ..the 666 Swine Flu vaccination on my body.
That’s about the best I can do as I am not a rabble rouser and don’t want to go to jail ;-)
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Good, don't take the vaccination. One less fundie in the world we have to deal with. Also, since when do you have a choice of getting a flu vaccination or face going to jail if you don't? How about NEVER...
Sadly, most fundtards have about as much integrity as they do intelligence. The courage of their convictions will desert them the day a variety with the potential of the 1918 strain is announced. They'll just start wailing about persecution if they're not the first in line to be vaccinated, then calling it "God's judgement" the moment they have been.
Can you tell us please the law that sentences those refusing a flu shot to prison? I was too lazy to look it up myself, and I don't think there is one. But, when some in your anti-vax church get sick, they'll pass it on to the elderly, and to those too young for their shots. In a short time, your club will be extinct.
That’s about the best I can do as I am not a rabble rouser and don’t want to go to jail ;-)
Well then you must not have very strong convictions. If you did, you would want to be persecuted in the name of your god.
That's all right, then.
Vaccinations require introduction into the body to be effective. They are not topically applied.
Ask your doctor for the dullest needle with the largest bore. Your god will be pleased with the pain you'll suffer.
"PREVENTING DISEASE IS WRONG AND EVIL IF GOD WANTED US TO HAVE VACCINES THEY WOULD HAVE DESCENDED FROM THE SKY ACCOMPANIED BY A CHOIR OF ANGELS HEY PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO ME I NEED PEOPLE WATCHING ME OR I DON'T FEEL VALIDATED"
Imagine it in the whiniest, most annoying voice ever for best effect.
What I don't get is that the mark of the beast is supposed to be a sign that one has willingly sided with the anti-Christ, or, alternatively, if you interpret the passages pertaining to the mark in the right way, the mark refers to money, AKA, the thing that runs the economy. If this is the case, then why do they think that the mark is supposed to be required in the first place?
what the fuck does the swine flu vaccine have to do with the number 666?
Unfortunately, nobody is going to send to jail for being a moron.
Oh dear. Trouble ahead because it's a lose-lose situation for you. If the swine flu viruses establish a stronghold somewhere within your bodily tissues, a sign of their bodily possession of living hosts is a propensity to micro-engrave the mark of the beast, 666, many billions of times over your internal organs. You become a living enticement to Satan, like a living advertising hoarding that screams out like a banshee from hell, "Take me Satan I'm yours to do with what you will." And like a garish neon sign that flashes, "Come ye demons. Come, inhabit me and use my frail and diseased body for your playground".
On the other hand you could have the swine flu vaccination and put up with the mild demonic interference that follows. I know what I would choose to do.
When you start sneezing and your temperature soars, it will be too late. Perhaps it might even kill you. But then, your comments show you are such a fool that the IQ of the whole world would probably rise dramatically with your demise, so why should we bother?
Ummmm, okay. Grasping new straws I see.
Okay, go ahead and don't get the vaccine, just don't go around crying or better yet, don't go around at all if you contract the swine flu.
@tracer - There are certain Christian denominations, such as Christian Scientists, that do not believe in getting modern medical treatment because they believe that God will heal them when sick or injured if they pray. There are some in this group that believe that modern medicine is evil because it is science based, not faith based and/or that doctors practice witchcraft when treating patients.
There are also Christians out there that are not followers of the above denomination, but because they are conservative, don't like government involvement in healthcare or raising children, and/or their kids are healthy with no major health condidtions, they decide not to vaccinate their children. Some even believe in the false vaccines-cause-Autism fear.
“He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads..." Revelation 13:16
You don't have flu vaccinations in your forehead. Are you thinking of botox?
to be honest, I had tamiflu, and after suffering the side-effects, my advice is, just take the flu
When the H1N1 virus inserts it's genetic material into your cells you will then have the mark of a beast called H1N1 for certain and forever. I suspect however that influenza vaccines do not contain the means of this insertion but merely the protein coat from the virus. The proteins are antigenic, and cause certain cells in your immune system to proliferate through a process known as clonal selection. Eventually the H1N1 proteins are degraded and no longer exist, leaving no mark except a few cells ready to do the business of eliminating later infections by the real beast.
Since this involves basic immunological science, I do not expect you to understand it. I doubt that you are capable of understanding it.
Okay, Rummychick. Die of Swine Flu then. See if I care. I voluntarily went to my physician to have tamiflu. I felt bad for a few days, but I'm now protected.
If you want to believe that tamiflu = The Mark, far be it from me to deny you your tinfoil (ass)hattery delusion. Only don't come crying to me if you die of this virus.
they will say the same thing about medical nanites in 112 years.. ohh how its the mark of the beast and it will make them into the anti-Christ's followers blaa blaa blaa...
I just wish they would evolve but i know i should not get my hopes up..
@Iczer-04
"they will say the same thing about medical nanites in 112 years.. ohh how its the mark of the beast and it will make them into the anti-Christ's followers blaa blaa blaa..."
As long as nanotech can make Rummychick more like Seven of Nine, I'm all for it. After her introduction in "Star Trek: Voyager", it made watching this series much less of a chore. She could assimilate me anytime. Or even Major Motoko Kusanagi, in "Ghost in the Shell". *Rawr! * :9
(Anon-e-moose)
Mmmm. Motoko Kusanagi. *pant, pant, pant*
Seriously, though, I can only hope that I live long enough (I'm currently 36 years and about 9 months old) to see science embrace transhumanism for the incredible boon it is. (Unfortunately, though, Iczer-04 is right. Those in power, both in the Church and in the State, will not allow humanity at large to accept this boon without a very hard fight. After all, playing upon the fear of death is the most effective means of control they and those like them in the past have ever had. Transhumanism would finally allow John and Jane Q. Public to see the pathetic old man behind the curtain for what he is.)
Apparently every vaccination EVER is the mark of the beast.
If you don't want to immunize yourself, don't come back whining when you get sick. You're lucky that swine flu is relatively mild; if the current pandemic was Polio, Smallpox or, worst of all, Ebola, you've be changing your mind about that vaccination fairly quickly.
So wait... preventing sickness is Satan's job? God just waits until people get sick, so that he can heal them? Interesting.
Also, it would be a little hard for you to go to jail for "rabble-rousing" (IE- speaking out against the government), since you know, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FIRST AMENDMENT WAS CREATED TO PREVENT.
Years ago I saw a Jerry Springer show where a racist was asked whether in the case of a serious injury that required a blood transfusion in order to live would she accept a black person's blood if it was the only blood available. Her response was that she would rather die than get "ni**er blood."
... This Rummychick reminds me of that person.
So where does it say that the swine flu vaccination has to produce the mark "666?" I must have missed that one.
Actually, the vaccination could take the shape of the Japanese character that means "pigsnot!" I don't care, as long as it protects me and my loved ones from the damned disease!
You mean... could the Swine Flu have been the rapture ? But almost none of you fundies are gone !
C'me back here, you big bearded sky moron ! You did not clean after yourself ! Take your garbage back !
"the mark of the beast ..the 666 Swine Flu vaccination on my body.
That’s about the best I can do "
The 'Mark of the Beast' in a vaccination. That's the best you can do ?! I can do infinitely better, because it already fucking exists ...:
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...no 'mark' required. Certainly can't buy anything without one. MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!111ONE1eleventyone1 >:D
Honey, I got the vaccine, kids got the vaccine, husband refused. He got sick. Voila, the power of vaccines.
Confused?
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