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Why waste your time flipping back and forth [cross-examining other news sources] when FOX gives you 'fair and balanced'. They tell you that right up front. Save yourself the frustration.

Blemonds, Theology Web 16 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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GigaGuess

"Fairly Biased" did you say?

1/11/2008 4:28:28 PM

agentCDE

Haha, oh wow.

1/11/2008 4:32:45 PM

TerriblyAmused

See, that's the first lie right there. If they were fair and balanced, they'd give Colmes some more screentime and some better lines. As a start, mind.

1/11/2008 4:34:30 PM

anti-nonsense

If Faux News is "fair and balanced" then the sky is a lovely shade of neon orange.

1/11/2008 4:39:25 PM

Whoever

Well, if they say it on TV, then it certainly must be true.

1/11/2008 4:44:30 PM

Mr_Vorhias

You believe it's fair and balanced because it says so?

Hey, did you hear that Fox said the easiest way to get into heaven isn't to be a Christian, but to stick your hand in a toaster?

Blemonds: WHEEEE!!! *Runs off to find a toaster*

1/11/2008 4:45:58 PM

Bryan65

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Blemonds

1/11/2008 4:53:43 PM

My Name is Bung

Whats that you say? The emperor IS wearing clothes? Well thats the most stylish wang like attachment I've even seen on an Imperial Robe.

1/11/2008 4:54:59 PM

Tomby Stone

Yeah, I mean why would they say it if it wasn't true ?? That would make them liars and as we all know they're not liars because they've told us they're not. Aaaah, love that biblical education.

1/11/2008 5:17:10 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Why waste your time flipping back and forth [cross-examining other news sources] when FOX gives you 'fair and balanced'. They tell you that right up front. Save yourself the frustration.

Why read lots of books when you can read the bible?

Why take lots of experimental readings when you can take just one?

Why take votes from the whole population on who gets to be president when you can just ask the first person you see and leave it at that?

Can you see it yet?

1/11/2008 5:33:17 PM

BrendanJD

"when FOX gives you 'fair and balanced'. They tell you that right up front. Save yourself the frustration."

You mean that same FOX News that employs Reagan-era war criminal Oliver North?

9/30/2008 5:05:17 PM

aaa

HAHAHAHA!

9/30/2008 5:56:02 PM

apYrs

demonstrates why s/he trusts the babble as "truth"

9/30/2008 6:18:16 PM

Viva

Sounds like a poe.

9/30/2008 6:59:16 PM

Randomwolf42

........heh

10/15/2011 9:54:12 PM

Tempus

Why waste your time flipping back and forth [cross-examining other news sources] when FOX gives you 'fair and balanced'.













Fair and balanced. Riiiight...

10/16/2011 12:17:06 AM
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