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We have confirmation with the N.T. teachings (John 3:2, Mark 16:20, and Heb. 2:3-4). What confirmation is offered by the other groups that God supports their existence and teaching?

- DRA -, Christian Forums 2 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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TheLastCenturion

why, god says that they are right, of course.

allah is the one true god because the quran says he is, and the quran comes from allah. and we know that islam is the one true religion because the quran says that it is, and that all non believers will burn in hell.

thats absurd, you might say? of course it is!
everyone knows that Jupiter is the true king of gods, and that he delegates his tasks out to the other gods in his pantheon. we know that jupiter is the true god because that is what the priests said, and the priests know because they recieved signs from jupiter himself! the priests were even kind enough to write about it so that jupiter wouldnt need to send signs to the new priests! jupiter doesnt care if you worship him or not though, and you will go to hades, where the lord DIS will guide you to your end, and cerberus will watch over your journey, at the end of your life, no matter how you lived.

4/24/2012 3:19:08 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Uh, those are known forgeries.

7/7/2012 1:16:34 PM
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