Liberals want the schools in Llano, TX to be run exactly like the schools in Detroit
Yes, they do. Do you know why? It's because there is a need for standardized public education. That way the kids who went to school in Llano, TX don't end up being stupid as shit compared to the rest of the civilized world. What is it with you people and your education=evil mentality?
right down to 1st grade prop-homo curriculum.
I've heard literally hundreds of people like you make the aseertion that "liberals" want to teach homosexuality to 1st graders, but not a single damn one of you has ever provided any evidence whatsoever that proves that assertion, you have not shown the liberal politicians who supposedly want this, or any schools which supposedly included such things in their curriculum. Not a single damn one.
Liberals want homosexual bath-houses in Midland, TX, just like they have in San Francisco
"Liberals"? If you know so much about what "liberals" want then why don't you attach the names of these "liberals" who advocate doing that as a matter of gov't policy? If a citizen wishes to open such an establishment in midland then that's perogotive.
just in case a horny homo drives through some night on its way to New Orleans.
I can assure you there are probobly people right there in Midland who would like such an establishment. It's not as if Texas is a "gay-free" state and there aren't any gays to be found in Midland. Quit lying for Jesus, and quit lying to yourself.
Liberals want the same anti-gun laws in Amarillo as they have in Chicago.
And you know all this because you have a telepathic insight into the mind of every liberal on the planet, right?
A Chicagoan may drive through someday and get scared and pee it its pants if it sees a rifle in a rifle rack in a pickup on a freeway.
Why yes, all we liberals is scared of the big bad Texan's. Get over yourself, it's not as if you are the only people who know how to you a gun. The Chicagoan would likely give you a thorough beatdown before you ever got the rifle out of the backseat gun rack.
Liberals want everyone to think exactly the same
So then why is it that the liberals are always the ones defending peoples civil rights, while you cheer the conservatives who want to take it away? Why is it always a conservative who advocates locking people in camps because they disagree with them?
from the corn belt to the porn belt.
Awwww. Look, fuckhead made a funny.
They want socialist mind control from sea to shining sea
Liberal is not the same thing as socialist. You would know that if you actually looked up the word rather than just parroting what Glen Beck told you that you think. And just how are the "liberals" going to get about controlling peoples very thoughts? Explain how that works, or just admit that you are a liar.
Liberals can kiss my ass.
I for one, will not indulge of encourage your self loathing homoerotic fantasies.