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You know what I find hysterical? The fact that your incompetent, socialist Messiah and Democrat-controlled Congress are fucking up so badly that it’s guaranteed that the Republicans will be taking back many, many political seats in 2010 and Comrade Zero will be a one-term commie loser and also a lame duck for two years. I find that fucking HILARIOUS!

And when that does happen, please do all real Americans a favor and slit your own fucking throat with a butter knife...

Fuzzlenutter, Moonbattery 59 Comments [9/19/2009 7:47:08 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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#1023308
Doctor Fishcake

Meh, Moonbatshittery again. They're not that entertaining anymore.

9/19/2009 7:59:02 AM

#1023309
Smilodon

This is pretty stupid but it is not religious fundamentalism.

9/19/2009 8:00:11 AM

#1023313
RavenWood

*yawn*

9/19/2009 8:03:16 AM

#1023316
EvoPagan

Are we feeling that Christian lurve yet?

9/19/2009 8:06:14 AM

#1023318
Caustic Gnostic

Well, Moonbattery is where all the moon-bats hang out....

9/19/2009 8:11:10 AM

#1023324
Ken

You can't claim America, Fuzzlenutter. Whether you like it or not, it belongs to all of us.

9/19/2009 8:22:36 AM

#1023334
Marc

@Smilodon: It doesn't have to be religious to be fundie.

9/19/2009 8:38:08 AM

#1023341
Mudak

I've got to admit that the image of someone trying to slit their own throat with a butter knife is a pretty funny one. It's like slashing your wrists with an electric razor.

9/19/2009 8:41:30 AM

#1023343
Newton's Bitch

Jesus would be so proud.

9/19/2009 8:43:31 AM

#1023346
Zeus Almighty

And if it doesn't happen you'll be slitting your throat?
Note to self: "Sell house and donate all proceeds to tne DNC."

9/19/2009 8:49:57 AM

#1023350
Papabear

Yeah? I wouldn't bet the farm on that, nutter.

9/19/2009 8:52:57 AM

#1023359
FMG

GW Bush pushed the US into two wars and had a massive economy crash...

Obama in under a year has slowly caused the US to have positive growth and is actually doing something to end the wars...

You and me have a very different definition of Incompetent.

9/19/2009 9:07:29 AM

#1023374


the only problem I notice is fucking crybaby conservatives who won't let Obama do anything important without claiming it's the end of the world.

9/19/2009 9:41:25 AM

#1023388
aaa

Yawn. Try again.

9/19/2009 10:08:19 AM

#1023394
Old Viking

Wipe your nose and go play in the sandbox with the other kids.

9/19/2009 10:13:38 AM

#1023399


@Smilodon

Read the FAQ.

9/19/2009 10:19:32 AM

#1023404
Deep Search

Somehow I can't see a Republican resurgence. Or, you know, I hope that won't happen. The Democrats aren't "fucking up so badly." I hope America will remember the last eight years, please. By 2010 things should be even better since Obama is turning things around, it just takes time. Things aren't as bad as they were at the start of the year.

Mm. Yeah, the "REAL Americans™" are only the right wing Republicans, of course. Oh. And can you guys please, please, please actually figure out what Socialism is, so you actually know what you're talking about?

9/19/2009 10:28:06 AM

#1023422
michael1384

Repeat after me:

OBAMA IS NOT A FUCKING SOCIALIST!

9/19/2009 11:09:49 AM

#1023430
clockworkgirl21

Obama isn't socialist. He isn't liberal, either. He's moderate.

9/19/2009 11:43:45 AM

#1023434
Horsefeathers

"You know what I find hysterical?"

Jokes told to you by the voices in your head?

"The fact that your incompetent, socialist Messiah and Democrat-controlled Congress are fucking up so badly that it’s guaranteed that the Republicans will be taking back many, many political seats in 2010 and Comrade Zero will be a one-term commie loser and also a lame duck for two years."

I would be utterly stunned if the Republican party still exists as any sort of cohesive whole that could actually manage any sort of strategic ploy to win back seats in 2010 or even 2100.

Your team is not in the best of shape what with being full of whackjobs, lunatics, mouthpieces for various lobbying groups and generally a disorganized mess.

"I find that fucking HILARIOUS!"

I find it hilarious that you can't see the dire straights the Republican party is in. They'd better pull their shit together and quick.

"And when that does happen, please do all real Americans a favor and slit your own fucking throat with a butter knife..."

"When" being the operative word there. "If" would be an even better word.

9/19/2009 11:49:35 AM

#1023435
Nathan the Wise

I have to confess, I'm not a fan of Obama. Reminds me of Tony Blair too much.

9/19/2009 11:50:00 AM

#1023443
jadehawk

not bloody likely, with how insane the Republicans have been behaving since the election. you party is bleeding members like there's no tomorrow.

but go ahead, make my day and run Palin/Bachmann in 2012

9/19/2009 12:04:26 PM

#1023446


All this from a guy whose name is "fuzzlenutter"?? Dear Christ...

9/19/2009 12:15:16 PM

#1023454


Weren't the Republitards saying the same basic thing during FDR's first term too?

9/19/2009 12:42:12 PM

#1023455
Freethink

Does anyone think that Fuzzlenutter hates Obama because he's (gasp!)..."BLACK!"? Could there be a word he's dying to say that starts with "N....."?

9/19/2009 12:42:15 PM
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