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You know what I find hysterical? The fact that your incompetent, socialist Messiah and Democrat-controlled Congress are fucking up so badly that it’s guaranteed that the Republicans will be taking back many, many political seats in 2010 and Comrade Zero will be a one-term commie loser and also a lame duck for two years. I find that fucking HILARIOUS!

And when that does happen, please do all real Americans a favor and slit your own fucking throat with a butter knife...

Fuzzlenutter, Moonbattery 61 Comments [9/19/2009 7:47:08 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Doctor Fishcake

Meh, Moonbatshittery again. They're not that entertaining anymore.

9/19/2009 7:59:02 AM

Smilodon

This is pretty stupid but it is not religious fundamentalism.

9/19/2009 8:00:11 AM

RavenWood

*yawn*

9/19/2009 8:03:16 AM

EvoPagan

Are we feeling that Christian lurve yet?

9/19/2009 8:06:14 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Well, Moonbattery is where all the moon-bats hang out....

9/19/2009 8:11:10 AM

Ken

You can't claim America, Fuzzlenutter. Whether you like it or not, it belongs to all of us.

9/19/2009 8:22:36 AM

Marc

@Smilodon: It doesn't have to be religious to be fundie.

9/19/2009 8:38:08 AM

Mudak

I've got to admit that the image of someone trying to slit their own throat with a butter knife is a pretty funny one. It's like slashing your wrists with an electric razor.

9/19/2009 8:41:30 AM

Newton's Bitch

Jesus would be so proud.

9/19/2009 8:43:31 AM

Zeus Almighty

And if it doesn't happen you'll be slitting your throat?
Note to self: "Sell house and donate all proceeds to tne DNC."

9/19/2009 8:49:57 AM

Papabear

Yeah? I wouldn't bet the farm on that, nutter.

9/19/2009 8:52:57 AM

FMG

GW Bush pushed the US into two wars and had a massive economy crash...

Obama in under a year has slowly caused the US to have positive growth and is actually doing something to end the wars...

You and me have a very different definition of Incompetent.

9/19/2009 9:07:29 AM



the only problem I notice is fucking crybaby conservatives who won't let Obama do anything important without claiming it's the end of the world.

9/19/2009 9:41:25 AM

aaa

Yawn. Try again.

9/19/2009 10:08:19 AM

Old Viking

Wipe your nose and go play in the sandbox with the other kids.

9/19/2009 10:13:38 AM



@Smilodon

Read the FAQ.

9/19/2009 10:19:32 AM

Deep Search

Somehow I can't see a Republican resurgence. Or, you know, I hope that won't happen. The Democrats aren't "fucking up so badly." I hope America will remember the last eight years, please. By 2010 things should be even better since Obama is turning things around, it just takes time. Things aren't as bad as they were at the start of the year.

Mm. Yeah, the "REAL Americans™" are only the right wing Republicans, of course. Oh. And can you guys please, please, please actually figure out what Socialism is, so you actually know what you're talking about?

9/19/2009 10:28:06 AM

michael1384

Repeat after me:

OBAMA IS NOT A FUCKING SOCIALIST!

9/19/2009 11:09:49 AM

clockworkgirl21

Obama isn't socialist. He isn't liberal, either. He's moderate.

9/19/2009 11:43:45 AM

Horsefeathers

"You know what I find hysterical?"

Jokes told to you by the voices in your head?

"The fact that your incompetent, socialist Messiah and Democrat-controlled Congress are fucking up so badly that it’s guaranteed that the Republicans will be taking back many, many political seats in 2010 and Comrade Zero will be a one-term commie loser and also a lame duck for two years."

I would be utterly stunned if the Republican party still exists as any sort of cohesive whole that could actually manage any sort of strategic ploy to win back seats in 2010 or even 2100.

Your team is not in the best of shape what with being full of whackjobs, lunatics, mouthpieces for various lobbying groups and generally a disorganized mess.

"I find that fucking HILARIOUS!"

I find it hilarious that you can't see the dire straights the Republican party is in. They'd better pull their shit together and quick.

"And when that does happen, please do all real Americans a favor and slit your own fucking throat with a butter knife..."

"When" being the operative word there. "If" would be an even better word.

9/19/2009 11:49:35 AM

Nathan the Wise

I have to confess, I'm not a fan of Obama. Reminds me of Tony Blair too much.

9/19/2009 11:50:00 AM

jadehawk

not bloody likely, with how insane the Republicans have been behaving since the election. you party is bleeding members like there's no tomorrow.

but go ahead, make my day and run Palin/Bachmann in 2012

9/19/2009 12:04:26 PM



All this from a guy whose name is "fuzzlenutter"?? Dear Christ...

9/19/2009 12:15:16 PM



Weren't the Republitards saying the same basic thing during FDR's first term too?

9/19/2009 12:42:12 PM

Freethink

Does anyone think that Fuzzlenutter hates Obama because he's (gasp!)..."BLACK!"? Could there be a word he's dying to say that starts with "N....."?

9/19/2009 12:42:15 PM
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