You know what I find hysterical?
I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck about what you think.
The fact that your incompetent, socialist Messiah
First off, the only people who I have ever heard use the word "messiah" in reference to Obama are right wing fundies like yourself. Secondly, name the policies put forth by the Obama administration that are socialist in nature, and then tell me what makes them socialist, because I doubt that you or the right wing FOX News pundits that you parrot and rely on to tell you what you think even know what socialism is in the first damn place.
and Democrat-controlled Congress are fucking up so badly
Then why is it that you people can never seem to cite a single example? By that I mean ones that actually happened, not the ones that you made up on your own.
it’s guaranteed that the Republicans will be taking back many, many political seats in 2010
Nothing in politics is guranteed until all the votes have been counted.
Comrade Zero will be a one-term commie loser
Make up your damn minds! Is Obama a communist or a socialist? An atheist or a secret muslim? You throw around these words that you picked up from talk radio or FOX News, but you obviously don't have the first idea what they mean because you never can manage to use them in their proper context. You use them as insults without having the first idea about any of the ideologies they represent.
and also a lame duck for two years.
Did you learn everything you know about politics from Sarah "Cut & Run" Palin? In politics the term lame duck has a specific meaning, it refers only to the time period between the election of new office holder and the time the current office holder's term actually ends, usually just around 3 months. In political terms it is not possible for any office holder to be a "lame duck" for a period of years, regardless of what Sarah "Cut & Run" Palin would lead you to believe.
I find that fucking HILARIOUS!
And what if you are wrong? Will you still be laughing then?
And when that does happen, please do all real Americans a favor and slit your own fucking throat with a butter knife...
"Real Americans"? Care to point out the clause in the US Constitution that says a citizen is not to be considered a "real american" unless they are a right-wing conservative reactionary and then only if they agree 100% with the pundits from FOX News? You can't do it, can you? Do you know why? BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUCKIN' IN THERE YOU UNEDUCATED WASTE OF HUMANITY!!! Why do you bother parroting what right wing pundits tell you to think if you aren't going to bother to educate yourself on the matter?