"Obama needs to listen to WE, THE PEOPLE!!!"
Why? Bush only listened to the voices in his head (whom he apparently thought was Gawd) and Cheny and you guys applauded every stupid move the guy made while "WE, THE PEOPLE!!!" kept pointing out what a stupid oaf he was and that, perhaps, just maybe, he should listen to us and stop doing stupid shit.
"If he doesn't, which is likely, then Texas will have a vote on secession."
Good. You do that. In fact, I say the rest of us vote right now to give your asses back to Mexico.
Should you actually be moronic enough to actually take such a vote perhaps you should question whether or not a bunch of drunk rednecks with shotguns and the Texas National Guard (and whatever else you guys may be able to scrape together to defend your new "country") will be able to hold off the United States military. Personally, I don't think you'll be able to do it.
"I would support a Free Republic of Texas and I would move there, too."
It would be a "Free Republic of Texas" until the first Army tank battalion rolled down your streets. I'd give it a week at most, though it would likely be a few days.
"If Obama is going to rule us with a fascist hand, then we don't have to live under him!"
Unfortunately, you do.
You might notice that even with the worst president in recent memory at the helm (no, Bush you moron, not Obama) nobody talked of seceding but the second a fucking black guy gets in there you want to run off and form your own Republic.
I think that's quite telling.
"I'm Moving to Texas If The State Secedes (Unless Alaska Does It First)"
States will not secede you moron. I believe they've all learned their lesson from the last time.
If they didn't do it when your precious High Lord Bush was in charge they sure as fuck aren't going to do it now.
