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I don't care if Obama is telling the children something "good"

I don't care...

He could be giving them a lesson on how to make cotton candy and I would STILL rather find a dark smelly back alley... locate the nearest crackhead, and have him give my child the lesson for the day..

Because nothing that comes out of the mouth of a piece of filth is going to be welcomed by me toward anyone in my family.

He's a lying, theif, p.o.s....

I guess NO ONE in hear has heard of the concept of subliminal messaging..

Look it up, locas... if you don't know what it means.

Lying pieces of filth will not address my children, and they will not suggest that they SERVE him or ANYONE BUT GOD!

Thanks for reading... until next time.

zweedledee, Cafemom.com 59 Comments [9/17/2009 7:38:45 PM]
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Nihlum

In other news, Zweedledee comfirmed to everyone that (s)he is in fact a racist.

9/17/2009 7:40:38 PM

jsonitsac

locate the nearest crackhead, and have him give my child the lesson for the day..

You know that reminds me of a Chapelle's show skit.

9/17/2009 7:45:14 PM

Mudak

You want your kids to serve a fictional entity yet you somehow have a problem with people who are untruthful?

Don't most politicians lie about some things anyway? That cuts across political lines anyhoo...

9/17/2009 7:52:20 PM

Shane

Subliminal messages?! Why is your kid so special that the prez would attempt to brainwash zer?

9/17/2009 7:52:22 PM

atrasicarius

As long as the crackhead was white, of course.

9/17/2009 7:53:59 PM

KevO

Wait, so I have to pull all the "stand behind our president" bumper stickers off my car now?


9/17/2009 7:58:18 PM

MarshalltheIrish

"I guess NO ONE in hear has heard of the concept of subliminal messaging.."

Fuck, have YOU?

9/17/2009 8:14:19 PM

Missouri

Wahhhhhh! My guy didn't win! Wahhhhhh!

9/17/2009 8:15:01 PM

DevilsChaplain

"He could be giving them a lesson on how to make cotton candy and I would STILL rather find a dark smelly back alley... locate the nearest crackhead, and have him give my child the lesson for the day.."

Oh, looks like I finally have a market for my "World's Worst Mother" T-shirts and coffee mugs

9/17/2009 8:16:40 PM

timjamiller

Moreso "Waaahhh! The black guy won! Waaahhh! This isn't football!", Missouri.

9/17/2009 8:16:44 PM

evilred

Spellcheck much, you ignorant,racist sow?

9/17/2009 8:20:30 PM

panz

OMG THERES A NIGGER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!1111ONEELEVENTYBILLION!!!

9/17/2009 8:45:50 PM

panz

"You want your kids to serve a fictional entity yet you somehow have a problem with people who are untruthful?"

Better yet a fictional character that lies, kills and opresses out of 'love'

9/17/2009 8:46:53 PM

Orestes

Her pathological obsession with creating a new paragraph every sentence, compounded with the excessive use of ellipses proves she's one of our intellectual elites! Probably is the proofreader for her town's klan.

9/17/2009 8:48:38 PM

Blue J

You know, back when I was a Christian, I made the statement "I always want to be humble enough to learn from knowledgeable people even if I disagree with their worldview, or even if I hate them personally." This sort of thinking eventually lead me to leave fundamentalism, but I still think this is a decent philosophy.

zweedledee seems to have the exact opposite idea.

9/17/2009 8:49:59 PM

werewolf

Kids, this is what sniffing glue can do to your brain.

Tell me, z, was it worth it?

9/17/2009 8:59:50 PM



Guys, I think it is a LITTLE presumption to assume that this woman must be a racist just because she doesn't like Obama.....

9/17/2009 9:27:19 PM

Thinking Allowed

This is either a poe or the poster misspelled Tweedledee.

9/17/2009 9:44:00 PM



I guess just telling kids to do well in school so that they don't end up flipping burgers like you is evil.

9/17/2009 9:54:01 PM

Musicalbookworm

Well, no racism in that one.

Smelly crack head eh? Methinks your kids don't have to go far to find one.

9/17/2009 9:56:48 PM

Mihangel apYrs

didn't you all just feel the word "nigger" desperately trying to get out in that rant?

9/17/2009 10:57:00 PM

Slater

Well, Obama is a lying piece of shit who goes back on his own promises. - He's just much less of a lying piece of shit than pretty much any other US president in history.

9/17/2009 11:06:18 PM

Thejebusfire

"He could be giving them a lesson on how to make cotton candy and I would STILL rather find a dark smelly back alley..."

Thats simply because you want that "dark smelly back alley" to be there.



"Lying pieces of filth will not address my children"

You have children? Those poor little things. You're no lying pieces of filth need to address them, because they already have one doing it everyday.

9/17/2009 11:17:44 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

I guess you never heard of the ad hominem fallacy. Basically, someone's moral character is actually irrelevant to the truth or meaning to most of the claims they make (barring claims that are actually directly related, like, say, "I am a nice person" when the person is actually a complete scumbag).

Stop being racist.

9/17/2009 11:27:35 PM

WMDKitty

So you admit you don't like him because he's a "nigger". Way to go.

9/18/2009 12:17:01 AM
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