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[In the thread, Why Is Mary's Virginity So Important?]

In addition to all that has been posted, I add this. Joseph saw the events surrounding Mary's cousin Elizabeth, her husband having been struck mute for doubting the angel, etc. He received visions after Jesus was born. He was there when the wise men sought out Jesus and brought him gifts. He was there for the great Theophany when the angels sang at the nativity and the shepherds came to give adoration. He witnessed Simeon's recognition of Jesus as Messiah during the presentation in the Temple. And of course, Mary told him of the angel Gabriel's message.

Being the holy and upright man that he was, and given all that had transpired, would Joseph even contemplate intercourse with Mary?

Would any man among us, were we in his shoes?

Gerard Nadal, Catholic Answers 85 Comments [9/28/2009 6:27:34 AM]
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Berny

And that is why the Catholic church considers Joseph to be the patron saint of Blue Balls.

9/28/2009 6:30:46 AM

perdurabo

I dunno......but I'd probably let her blow me.

9/28/2009 6:36:28 AM

Xotan

Er... Just Er.

9/28/2009 6:42:04 AM

Doubting Thomas

Hell yes, gimme some of that holy poontang...

9/28/2009 6:44:58 AM

Mister Spak

Lots of wierd shit happened in the Harry Potter books too, but that doesn't mean I believe it.


9/28/2009 6:47:57 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Yes, I firmly believe that Joseph would do far more than "contemplate" sex with his wife. Joseph was a Jew. Unlike the modern Catholic Church, Judaism celebrates physical love between husbands and wives. For them sex is not, nor was it ever, viewed as a necessary evil to bring children into the world.

Education Gerard, get it, it helps.

9/28/2009 6:51:47 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

wow, a fictional account of fictional characters. what book is this guy reading?

9/28/2009 6:53:21 AM

Horsefeathers

"Would any man among us, were we in his shoes?"

Depends. Was she hot?

9/28/2009 7:15:04 AM

Misty

Youuuu can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, Mary!

9/28/2009 7:15:07 AM

EvoPagan

Yes, this explains how Jesus got brothers and sisters.

O WAIT....

9/28/2009 7:19:19 AM

Phloom

If you realy needed to get your rocks off and preserve Mary's virginity, you could fuck her in the ass.

9/28/2009 7:25:08 AM

Doctor Whom

Even many of your fellow Christians don't buy that, and in support, they point to Biblical references to Christ's brothers.

9/28/2009 7:29:24 AM

Nathan the Wise

I'd fuck her like the hot bitch she was (if she was, anyway). I bet ol' Joe would have done too, if the silly old bastard had ever actually existed. It says in some part of the New Testicles that Jebus had brothers ... where the fuck did they come from, then?

Anyway, this whole virgin schtick stems from some idiot not reading his prophecies correctly, and not knowing the difference between a 'young girl' and a 'virgin'. So, fail all round.

9/28/2009 7:30:06 AM

Lucilius

All of my immediate reactions have already been posted, so just one back at EvoPagan: Maybe Joseph never did touch her, but she spread it around to "strange gods." Jesus' siblings could have resulted from a Roman pantheon gang-bang.

9/28/2009 7:30:15 AM

Reverend Jeremiah



How can you not contemplate intercourse with the virgin Mary?

..okay, so thats Brtiney Spears..but she is just as popular as Virgin Mary..and she isnt a fictional character either.

9/28/2009 7:36:54 AM

aaa

I once fucked "virgin" Mary. She was pretty decent.

9/28/2009 7:38:15 AM

Ranger Joe

I'd hit that like a bunker buster.

9/28/2009 7:40:10 AM

Ken

I'm pretty sure that the reason Joseph is seen as a good man, according to the Bible, is that he accepted a pregnant bride and a child that was not his. Not because he didn't touch his wife. The Bible even says there's nothing wrong with having sex with your wife.

9/28/2009 7:51:10 AM

Exatron

Two words: ear sex

9/28/2009 7:55:35 AM

emma

If God created sex and all that he created was good, then how can it be wrong for Joseph to have sex with his wife, as that is the purpose of sex..to join husband and wife....If a couple don't consummate a marriage, it is not a marriage and they are disobeying God's command for married couples....Joseph witnesses and helped Mary to give birth so would have seen her naked...

9/28/2009 8:02:21 AM

the agitator

there is always anal...

9/28/2009 8:03:19 AM

John

I agree, all those events that transpired would probably soft-boil a hard-on.

9/28/2009 8:03:28 AM

RavenWood

Wow... 0.0

9/28/2009 8:07:59 AM

JoeyKay

I'd knock the dust off that pussy.

9/28/2009 8:08:25 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

YES. JOSEPH WOULD CONTEMPLATE INTERCOURSE WITH MARY, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIS VERY RELIGION (AS WELL AS HUMAN NATURE) HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING HER.

DON'T BE RETARDED.

9/28/2009 8:34:24 AM
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