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Islam is the one and true religion. The Quran says so - and then it gotta be true. So i REVERTED to islam. Because all people are BORN into islam. That is a biological fact. So when you "convert" to islam you actually revert - because you are only returning to the one and true religion. That is a fact.

reverttoislam, YouTube 68 Comments [9/18/2009 6:29:35 PM]
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Thejebusfire

Well, it that's so true then where is the biological evidence backing this up?

9/18/2009 6:31:22 PM

One Trick Pony

Reminds me of the classic Trinidad and Tobago quote:

http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=15495


9/18/2009 6:31:43 PM

Horsefeathers

Funny. The Christians say the same thing about their religion. No wonder you guys don't get along.

9/18/2009 6:50:08 PM

Hammurabi

That's a fact guys, it's a fact. Pack it up, no snarky comments, no well-reasoned rebuttals. It's a fact.

Also, it's a fact.





Fact.









FfffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCT!

9/18/2009 6:54:09 PM

Mudak

Fact...

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

9/18/2009 6:57:26 PM

WMDKitty

Ugh. No. We are all born ATHEIST, with no concept of gods or religion. Our parents may choose to indoctrinate us into their batshittery of choice, but that doesn't change the simple fact that we are ALL BORN ATHEIST.

9/18/2009 7:12:52 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Last time I checked I was born an atheist and my mother and grandmother raised me baptist/methodist and I "reverted" back to atheism when I was 15. But since the Quran says it I guess it's fact I was born into islam.Shame on my mother and grandmother for indoctrinating me into their false religion.

9/18/2009 7:24:55 PM

Ajax

"Islam is the one and true religion. The Quran says so - and then it gotta be true."

And how do we know the Quran is true?

9/18/2009 7:27:36 PM

Blackvoice

There's an ADN strand that spells out islam?

9/18/2009 7:30:59 PM

Osiris

Uh you know the Bible also says it's the one and true religion?

9/18/2009 7:31:17 PM

storymoron

Man, they're really stretching the definition of "fact" these days.

9/18/2009 7:38:37 PM

LM

But my father is Catholic, so according to Monty Python's Flying Circus I've been a Catholic since something I don't care to think about nine months before that, which means the Pope, the Jeez and a gaggle of nuns at Saint Charles got first dibs on me and Allah is SOL.

9/18/2009 7:38:43 PM

M.M.

reverttoislam, meet RR.
RR, meet reverttoislam.

Have fun!

9/18/2009 8:10:17 PM



Wait............ I thought Christianity was the one true religion because the Bible says so...........

9/18/2009 8:13:45 PM

Aethernaut

No, it's not a fact. It is an opinion based on faulty data.

9/18/2009 8:14:55 PM

Tykittää

It's a poe, check his youtube page.

9/18/2009 8:24:23 PM

Orestes

Excellent use of circular logic, we are in the midst of a professional asshole.

9/18/2009 8:28:54 PM

Orion

Oh Youtube, never was there a worse hive of scum and idiocy.

9/18/2009 8:35:19 PM

Caustic Gnostic

No way. We are all born Gnostic. The trick is keeping the third eye open against difficult odds as long as possible.

So to speak.

9/18/2009 8:38:13 PM

Drax

Stating that something is a fact doesn't make it one.

9/18/2009 8:45:17 PM

Painful

Poe or not I vote LM wins this thread.

9/18/2009 8:45:47 PM

Kat

Circular reasoning much?

I'm not entirely familiar with freedom of speech laws and regulations in Denmark, but I am still pretty sure that you are entitled to your opinions but not facts.

Saying something is a fact a lot of times over doesn't make it so.

9/18/2009 8:56:55 PM



Can't argue with that logic.

Better revert to Islam.

9/18/2009 9:21:18 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

"It says it's true, so it MUST be true!"

You're pretty much the first person I've ever seen to actually phrase the argument in those terms. Congratulations.

9/18/2009 9:47:41 PM

Alex

Two too many "facts".

As for the "Quaran says so" argument, have a boo at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqqftmJGOXE

9/18/2009 10:09:39 PM
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