Islam is the one and true religion. The Quran says so - and then it gotta be true. So i REVERTED to islam. Because all people are BORN into islam. That is a biological fact. So when you "convert" to islam you actually revert - because you are only returning to the one and true religion. That is a fact.
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That's a fact guys, it's a fact. Pack it up, no snarky comments, no well-reasoned rebuttals. It's a fact.
Also, it's a fact.
Fact.
FfffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCT!
Ugh. No. We are all born ATHEIST, with no concept of gods or religion. Our parents may choose to indoctrinate us into their batshittery of choice, but that doesn't change the simple fact that we are ALL BORN ATHEIST.
But my father is Catholic, so according to Monty Python's Flying Circus I've been a Catholic since something I don't care to think about nine months before that, which means the Pope, the Jeez and a gaggle of nuns at Saint Charles got first dibs on me and Allah is SOL.
Circular reasoning much?
I'm not entirely familiar with freedom of speech laws and regulations in Denmark, but I am still pretty sure that you are entitled to your opinions but not facts.
Saying something is a fact a lot of times over doesn't make it so.
"It says it's true, so it MUST be true!"
You're pretty much the first person I've ever seen to actually phrase the argument in those terms. Congratulations.
Funny, Mormons believe the same thing.
If that's true than call me an apostate, because you'll never get that fucking hijab on my head, and it will be my cold dead body you'll be turning to face Mecca five times a day.
Wow, great quote! Glad you found it, Deftera.
So it's part of the birth process - out of the canal, and straight into Islam.
The Quran says so - and then it gotta be true.
The same argument has been used by Christians to claim their faith as the One True Religion(tm). I suggest you go butt heads with a devout Christian for a while to see who wins.
Islam is the one and true religion. The Quran says so - and then it gotta be true.
That was enough for me.
Right now, I know you are mentally insane and need to see a shrink!
I never knew it was a fact.
To All Who "Revert Back" : Back is the only direction in which you can revert. The idea of back is implicit in the very word. The only time the expression is permissible is when you're reverting back to round circles.
I was born into a doctor's hands. That is a biological fact.
You seem to have reverted to idiocy, or were you always an idiot?
"Because all people are BORN into islam"
All people are also born stupid, helpless, and with no bowel control.
"[...] So when you "convert" to islam you actually revert"
No, returning to the way you were at birth isn't reversion, it's regression.
I wasn't born a Muslim. I guess that permanently refutes your argument.
Oh, and a statement in the quran =/= fact.
"Because all people are BORN into islam. That is a biological fact. So when you "convert" to islam you actually revert - because you are only returning to the one and true religion. That is a fact."
To further that said by the esteemed WMDKitty, a quote by Stephen F Roberts:
'I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.'
"fact"
Islam may have brought us advances in the fields of astronomy, mathematics (Algebra), art and literature (The Rubiyyat of Omar Khayyam is truly beautiful) in the past, but I'm afraid the way Fundamentalist Islam and the way Wahhabiism's adherents (Al-Qaeda, the Taliban etc) only want to drag the world back to even before the Dark Ages - is precisely because they hate facts . Thus the joke:
Q: Why do you never see a Muslim in "Star Trek"?
A: Because it's set in the future .
baby = implicit atheist, which i shall dumb down for your fundie mind to be able to comprehend. an implicit atheist means someone who does not believe in god because they were never indoctrinated into such things
in laymans terms, they don't know about god
an explicit atheist on the other hand chooses to be an atheist for whatever reason they may have
"Islam is the one and true religion. The Quran says so - and then it gotta be true. So i REVERTED to islam. Because all people are BORN into islam. That is a biological fact. So when you "convert" to islam you actually revert"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oppHeMlaLVM
Torquemada (Mel Brooks): 'Will you convert?'
Jews: 'No, no, no-no!'
T: 'Will you confess?'
J: 'No, no, no-no!'
T: 'Will you revert? '
J: 'No, no, no-no!'
T: 'Will you say 'YES'?!'
J: 'No, no, no-no!'
T (taking up mallets ): 'Now, I've asked them in a nice way; I've said 'Pretty Please'. I've bent their ears, now I'll work on their KNEES! '
-'The Spanish Inquisition' segment, "History of the World (Part I)"
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"FUNDIE FIGHT!"
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I'm ready.
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