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Get some help.
9/20/2009 4:04:10 AM
I don't think it's too much to expect you to explain this at all. Especially because it's not making any sense.
You're an inspiration for common sense subsidies.
9/20/2009 4:09:35 AM
You people always say that it's too long or too hard to explain. You're too lazy even to come up with explanations for your own bullshit. Also, time does not jump from 2010 to 2012. Dumbass.
9/20/2009 4:11:45 AM
Nathan the Wise
No 2012? Bummer. I was looking forward to the Olympics, too.
(Actually I was thinking of taking a holiday and renting the house out to the Andorran team).
9/20/2009 4:14:29 AM
"Beside I do not want to say, the Lord said, thus and he did not."
Doesn't that render the whole thing suspect?
Anyone for an apocalypse party on the 21st May 2011?
9/20/2009 4:18:36 AM
I will get a good laugh out of these idiots in 2013.
9/20/2009 5:15:15 AM
heaven master is coning.
"Coning"? Is he a pine tree, then?
this is coming from a pure man's point of view.
Pure and honest, too, I'll wager. There's a fella with a lantern that's been looking for you...
9/20/2009 5:32:50 AM
"Yes, heaven master is coning. "
Didn't go any further than that.
9/20/2009 6:03:46 AM
"I know when the world's going to end, right down to the day! But it'd be an awful lot of bother to explain it, and besides, it's a secret."
9/20/2009 6:04:47 AM
Are you sure it's Jesus that's coning? Not Beldar and Prymaat Conehead??
That was my favorite skit from SNL in the 70's. I guess I'm dating myself :)
9/20/2009 6:06:38 AM
Well, let's continue this discussion on May 22, 2011, then.
BTW, it seems God has decided to end the world on my birthday!
9/20/2009 6:28:59 AM
You do realize, of course, that people have been predicting the end of the world for more than 500 years now. And then, when it didn't end, their explanation was just that their math was wrong...
I remember being an exchange student in Russia in 1993 when one such "end of the world" dates came up. I had a date with a Russian girl that day to visit the Hermitage. I joked to her that we'll at least have had the chance to see that great museum before the end of the world....
9/20/2009 6:34:00 AM
Is this a suicide note?
I agree with Alcari - please get some help!
9/20/2009 6:43:07 AM
Another end times prophecy <yawn> well, here it goes on the pile with all of the others.
9/20/2009 7:13:37 AM
@Tallyho: If it is, I certainly hope (s)he won't pull a lot of people with (her) him. It could be "destroying your own world before destroying yourself" kind of thing.
9/20/2009 7:29:59 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"Yes, heaven master is coning."
Hey, you guys, stop picking on Mel's typo in this sentence. It's just a simple mistake that one often makes when typing a word with double letters.
Obviously, he meant "conning."
9/20/2009 7:49:44 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Interesting website. Take a look:
9/20/2009 7:51:58 AM
9/20/2009 7:55:04 AM
The bible is stating this
Liar, The bible says no such thing.
9/20/2009 7:55:59 AM
Duuude, you've had too many cones yourself!
9/20/2009 8:40:29 AM
Oh yeah, that is right, I should believe you because of what exactly?
You were left behind, Mel!
9/20/2009 9:36:13 AM
"It really is too much for me to try to explain in details."
That much is certain.
9/20/2009 9:43:14 AM
In all honesty I cannot wait until December 22,2012.
9/20/2009 9:44:13 AM
People have been saying this sort of thing since the mid 1800s. Without exception they have been fools or liars.
Which are you?
9/20/2009 9:50:05 AM
This world is going to end on May 21,2011. There will be no 2012. Next summer of 2010 will be the last official summer we will have before Christ's return.
In the Old Testament false prophets were killed. Will you pledge your life as the surety of the prophecy you've advanced? By that I mean, will you give yourself up to the executioner on May 22, 2011?
9/20/2009 10:09:20 AM
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