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Yes, heaven master is coning. Amen to that! No, this is coming from a pure man's point of view. But I do know something about the end of this world from the bibles point of view. This world is going to end on May 21,2011. There will be no 2012. Next summer of 2010 will be the last official summer we will have before Christ's return. The bible is stating this. It really is too much for me to try to explain in details. Beside I do not want to say, the Lord said, thus and he did not.

Mel, Yahoo Answers 68 Comments [9/20/2009 3:46:47 AM]
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#1023919
Caustic Gnostic

And if this does not come to pass, Mel, we expect that you kill yourself 22 May 2011. That is the price you pay for false prophecy, after all.

[edit] Yeah, what Beeblebrox said.

9/20/2009 10:14:36 AM
#1023921


Guys, guys, guys (and gals)... people have been saying this a LOT longer than 2 or 5 centuries ago. Really, there's this guy, Yeshua of Nazareth, who said it was all gonna end 2000 years ago!

9/20/2009 10:21:12 AM
#1023953
toothache

I quote from my old maths exam papers:

"Full credit will only be given when the solution contains appropriate working"

In short, put up or shut up.

9/20/2009 11:02:47 AM
#1023968
perdurabo

Do we get to beat the shit out of you in public for being a scare-mongering moron on May 22, 2011?

9/20/2009 11:26:53 AM
#1023987
Elphada

If you were a True Christian you'd want to explain but you're lazy and nervous about somebody challenging each point you make. And what's this pure thing? Never had sex?

9/20/2009 12:17:35 PM
#1024011
Mihangel apYrs

(ahem)

according to most fundies NO-ONE is pure, but you can be forgiven by bathing in lamb's blood (or something like that - I've never worked out the covered with blood thing)!

So you blaspheme: burn and boil bitch

9/20/2009 1:12:47 PM
#1024020
atrasicarius

Damn, someone beat me to this, but I'll post it again anyway just because it's that relevant.

9/20/2009 1:25:45 PM
#1024033
Old Viking

I think he's suggesting that during the summer of 2010 we should party till we puke. He seems to have lost 2011 in there somewhere, but the suggestion is still valid.

9/20/2009 1:41:26 PM
#1024056
Blackvoice

Yes, heaven master is coning.

What?

9/20/2009 2:24:04 PM
#1024059


And your prove other than the voices in your head is? I mean people have been saying that the world is gonna end for past 2,000 years.

9/20/2009 2:27:21 PM
#1024061
Chamale

Who the hell would be fundie enou- oh. It's Yahoo Answers.

9/20/2009 2:30:03 PM
#1024065


So, Mel. You're willing to get together with myself and your lawyer, then, to arrange to give all of your assets to the poor on May 22, 2011, right? I mean, if you're not, I understand that you just don't believe what you're spouting...

9/20/2009 2:36:39 PM
#1024069
Papabear

"heaven master is coning."

I think I went to school with Heaven Master, but what's "coning?"

9/20/2009 2:42:32 PM
#1024071


I'll be laughing at you on May 22.

9/20/2009 2:44:46 PM
#1024080
WMDKitty

Christ was supposed to return within the lifetime of his original followers. Face it: he won't be returning.

9/20/2009 3:02:46 PM
#1024100
Drax

The Bible gives a specific date for the end of the world? Strange that 2000 years worth of theologians have missed this.

9/20/2009 3:45:33 PM
#1024127
The L

I will be laughing so hard two summers from now, you have no idea.

9/20/2009 4:48:50 PM
#1024146
Doubting Thomas

I just absolutely love it when they post specific dates as to when the end of the world is going to happen. That date always comes & goes and nothing of interest happens.

Tell you what, let's make a bet. If that date passes and nothing happens, then I get all your worldly possessions. If you're right, then you get to go to heaven as a prophet and I get to burn in hell as an unbeliever. What have you got to lose?

9/20/2009 5:18:33 PM
#1024162
Frogflayer

OK guys, end of the world party on Thursday. Same time, same place as last week.

9/20/2009 6:06:12 PM
#1024166
hmcook87

I don't know how many millions of times the bible has been read, but you would think someone else would have noticed if it really said that the world was ending on exactly May 21st 2011 by now. Now I havnt reas the whole thing, but my money's on it not being there.

9/20/2009 6:19:46 PM
#1024171
Gloria

Do you have any idea how many people have given specific dates for the end of the world, only to look like complete morons thereafter? What I recall the bible saying on the subject is "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come." (Mark 13:32-33, NIV) You might be wise to refrain from making such predictions and satisfy yourself with being on guard and alert.

9/20/2009 7:09:11 PM
#1024180
GodotIsWaiting4U

I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS
I'M GONNA TELL 'EM TO YOU
NOPE, SORRY, WAIT, I CAN'T, PROMISED NOT TO SAY
YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR THIS, THOUGH

9/20/2009 7:36:31 PM
#1024231
G. Fieendish

I'm going to a bit more lenient that Caustic Gnostic, with regards to this wager, by allowing Mel, a 13 day window from 21 May 2011, to June 3 2011, as that is the difference between Gregorian & Julian Calendars...
If the world does not end between these dates then on June 4 2011, then unfortunately for you, Mel, you must pay the price for your false prophecy...

9/20/2009 10:08:06 PM
#1024246
Kat

Uhh Mel, are you actually reading the Bible?

The bible states that no one but God knows when Christ is to return, so that wouldn't include you.

Like all the posts before me state, you're setting yourself up to be a laughing stock on May 22, 2011. Plus, technically by Biblical standards you will be considered a false prophet for making a prophecy that did not come to pass.

Please seek help.

9/20/2009 11:40:15 PM
#1024250
Wandering Scribe

[looks back at all the end times quotes, is surprised no one did this yet... does it]


28 days
6 hours
42 minutes
12 seconds

That is when the world will end

9/21/2009 12:08:16 AM
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