Yes, heaven master is coning. Amen to that! No, this is coming from a pure man's point of view. But I do know something about the end of this world from the bibles point of view. This world is going to end on May 21,2011. There will be no 2012. Next summer of 2010 will be the last official summer we will have before Christ's return. The bible is stating this. It really is too much for me to try to explain in details. Beside I do not want to say, the Lord said, thus and he did not.
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No 2012? Bummer. I was looking forward to the Olympics, too.
(Actually I was thinking of taking a holiday and renting the house out to the Andorran team).
"Beside I do not want to say, the Lord said, thus and he did not."
Doesn't that render the whole thing suspect?
Anyone for an apocalypse party on the 21st May 2011?
heaven master is coning.
"Coning"? Is he a pine tree, then?
this is coming from a pure man's point of view.
Pure and honest, too, I'll wager. There's a fella with a lantern that's been looking for you...
"I know when the world's going to end, right down to the day! But it'd be an awful lot of bother to explain it, and besides, it's a secret."
Well, let's continue this discussion on May 22, 2011, then.
BTW, it seems God has decided to end the world on my birthday!
You do realize, of course, that people have been predicting the end of the world for more than 500 years now. And then, when it didn't end, their explanation was just that their math was wrong...
I remember being an exchange student in Russia in 1993 when one such "end of the world" dates came up. I had a date with a Russian girl that day to visit the Hermitage. I joked to her that we'll at least have had the chance to see that great museum before the end of the world....
"Yes, heaven master is coning."
Hey, you guys, stop picking on Mel's typo in this sentence. It's just a simple mistake that one often makes when typing a word with double letters.
Obviously, he meant "conning ."
Oh yeah, that is right, I should believe you because of what exactly?
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You were left behind, Mel!
This world is going to end on May 21,2011. There will be no 2012. Next summer of 2010 will be the last official summer we will have before Christ's return.
In the Old Testament false prophets were killed. Will you pledge your life as the surety of the prophecy you've advanced? By that I mean, will you give yourself up to the executioner on May 22, 2011?
And if this does not come to pass, Mel, we expect that you kill yourself 22 May 2011. That is the price you pay for false prophecy, after all.
[edit] Yeah, what Beeblebrox said.
Guys, guys, guys (and gals)... people have been saying this a LOT longer than 2 or 5 centuries ago. Really, there's this guy, Yeshua of Nazareth, who said it was all gonna end 2000 years ago!
I quote from my old maths exam papers:
"Full credit will only be given when the solution contains appropriate working"
In short, put up or shut up.
(ahem)
according to most fundies NO-ONE is pure, but you can be forgiven by bathing in lamb's blood (or something like that - I've never worked out the covered with blood thing)!
So you blaspheme: burn and boil bitch
So, Mel. You're willing to get together with myself and your lawyer, then, to arrange to give all of your assets to the poor on May 22, 2011, right? I mean, if you're not, I understand that you just don't believe what you're spouting...
I just absolutely love it when they post specific dates as to when the end of the world is going to happen. That date always comes & goes and nothing of interest happens.
Tell you what, let's make a bet. If that date passes and nothing happens, then I get all your worldly possessions. If you're right, then you get to go to heaven as a prophet and I get to burn in hell as an unbeliever. What have you got to lose?
I don't know how many millions of times the bible has been read, but you would think someone else would have noticed if it really said that the world was ending on exactly May 21st 2011 by now. Now I havnt reas the whole thing, but my money's on it not being there.
Do you have any idea how many people have given specific dates for the end of the world, only to look like complete morons thereafter? What I recall the bible saying on the subject is "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come." (Mark 13:32-33, NIV) You might be wise to refrain from making such predictions and satisfy yourself with being on guard and alert.
I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS
I'M GONNA TELL 'EM TO YOU
NOPE, SORRY, WAIT, I CAN'T, PROMISED NOT TO SAY
YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR THIS, THOUGH
I'm going to a bit more lenient that Caustic Gnostic, with regards to this wager, by allowing Mel, a 13 day window from 21 May 2011, to June 3 2011, as that is the difference between Gregorian & Julian Calendars...
If the world does not end between these dates then on June 4 2011, then unfortunately for you, Mel, you must pay the price for your false prophecy...
Uhh Mel, are you actually reading the Bible?
The bible states that no one but God knows when Christ is to return, so that wouldn't include you.
Like all the posts before me state, you're setting yourself up to be a laughing stock on May 22, 2011. Plus, technically by Biblical standards you will be considered a false prophet for making a prophecy that did not come to pass.
Please seek help.
[looks back at all the end times quotes, is surprised no one did this yet... does it]
28 days
6 hours
42 minutes
12 seconds
That is when the world will end
EvoPagan: "Also, time does not jump from 2010 to 2012. Dumbass."
Mel isn't saying it does. He's saying that if the world ends in May 2011, then the summer of 2010 will be the last we see. That is completely correct.
Please think before calling these people dumbasses. They most often are, but it's embarrassing when we say it for the wrong reasons.
This world is going to end on May 21,2011.
See you on May 22nd, 2011!
It really is too much for me to try to explain in details.
Translation: If I tell you all the details of my batshittery, it'll be too easy for you to pick it apart.
the Lord said, thus and he did not.
Well, did he or didn't he? Make up your mind!
I thought the end of the world was supposed to be December 12, 2012 (12/12/12), according to the Mayan calendar.
Jeez, you'd think they could keep their apocalypses straight ...
"This world is going to end on May 21,2011. There will be no 2012. Next summer of 2010 will be the last official summer we will have"
Translation: 'We got our arses soundly handed to us by China in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, and I can't stand the idea of China doing the same to us in London 2012'
PROTIP: The Mayan calendar ending in 2012 merely meant the end of the 13th baktun (or Era) in their Long Count calendar.
"The bible is stating this."
The bible also states that ONLY GOD ALONE KNOWS WHEN JUDGEMENT DAY WILL HAPPEN.
Jeez, read your own damn book.
Harold Camping is nothing but one ginormous tool.
"master is coning"
Beldar?
Yea, and harold camping said "and the it was said unto me, the world will end, on may 21st, 2011 AD. and it was also said unto me, that you shall follow my word blindly, and not question my dating methods. and though shalt believe that it was a test of faith when the end does not come, and every rational minded man that walketh upon the earth shall laugh and ridicule you, but yea, this will be another test."
@Slater
Mel is a dumbass. And that's for more than all the right reasons.
May 21st came and went. As did October 21st. In 2011 . All those 'Rapture Parties'; I even listened to descriptions of such from the BBC's correspondent in New York on Dotun Adebayo's late night programme on Radio 5. All those people pointing & laughing at Harold Camping & co. as for them it was a case of 'Not Even Wrong', and everyone at those parties & everyone else celebrated the first day of the rest of their lives.
As we do to this day in 2016 ; every nanosecond after May 21st 2011 proving the likes of Mel - indeed, everyone on Ruptured Retards too - and their 'belie fs' more than infinitely wrong . As this day has, as it strikes 12 midnight GMT here in the UK.
Moral: Unless your name is Joe Namath and you're speaking to the press before a Superbowl, don't make predictions.
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