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#1024289
Slater
EvoPagan: "Also, time does not jump from 2010 to 2012. Dumbass."
Mel isn't saying it does. He's saying that if the world ends in May 2011, then the summer of 2010 will be the last we see. That is completely correct.
Please think before calling these people dumbasses. They most often are, but it's embarrassing when we say it for the wrong reasons.
9/21/2009 4:17:50 AM
#1024304
This world is going to end on May 21,2011.
See you on May 22nd, 2011!
It really is too much for me to try to explain in details.
Translation: If I tell you all the details of my batshittery, it'll be too easy for you to pick it apart.
the Lord said, thus and he did not.
Well, did he or didn't he? Make up your mind!
9/21/2009 5:36:29 AM
#1024307
Eden
May 2011 already?
I thought most of you believe,
that Armageddon happens around fall/winter 2011,
not around spring.
9/21/2009 5:46:44 AM
#1024317
Mister Spak
Then there is no point in working to get republic retards elected.
9/21/2009 6:00:27 AM
#1024348
Boadicea
I thought the end of the world was supposed to be December 12, 2012 (12/12/12), according to the Mayan calendar.
Jeez, you'd think they could keep their apocalypses straight ...
9/21/2009 7:06:36 AM
#1024356
Anon-e-moose
"This world is going to end on May 21,2011. There will be no 2012. Next summer of 2010 will be the last official summer we will have"
Translation: 'We got our arses soundly handed to us by China in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, and I can't stand the idea of China doing the same to us in London 2012'
PROTIP: The Mayan calendar ending in 2012 merely meant the end of the 13th baktun (or Era) in their Long Count calendar.
9/21/2009 7:22:52 AM
#1024387
JohnTheAtheist
We need to save this one for two years. You think this guy would bet me?
9/21/2009 7:49:56 AM
#1024395
Dr. Novakaine
Bah, that was a weak effort.
9/21/2009 7:55:11 AM
#1024977
Brenz
It's too much for you to explain the end of the entire world as foretold in God's own words?
9/21/2009 8:13:09 PM
#1028268
See you on 2012, if some fanatic Christians hadn't stoned you for false profecy.
9/27/2009 7:27:50 AM
#1030279
Catherine
We are SO going to have to come back and bust on this guy on May 22, 2011.
10/1/2009 2:37:03 PM
#1240541
TheDagda
I have a friend whos turning 21 on May 21st 2011...
I guess we have to tear shit up now. Being prophesized and all.
1/3/2011 12:46:44 AM
#1271548
Often Partisan
Oh no!
the last day of the Premier League season is on the 22nd May!
We'll never know who gets relegated!
3/26/2011 1:38:05 PM
#1288536
Rapax Pringer
"The bible is stating this."
The bible also states that ONLY GOD ALONE KNOWS WHEN JUDGEMENT DAY WILL HAPPEN.
Jeez, read your own damn book.
Harold Camping is nothing but one ginormous tool.
5/12/2011 8:48:19 PM
#1318419
CanadianBroad
LoL ... Apparently the world missed your memo, Sparky.
It's now August of 2011 and we're still here.
8/4/2011 7:53:43 AM
#1322023
Quantum Mechanic
"master is coning"
Beldar?
8/14/2011 12:50:06 PM
#1324192
Shanya Almafeta
Summer's over, you lose.
8/22/2011 3:02:19 PM
#1384846
TheLastCenturion
Yea, and harold camping said "and the it was said unto me, the world will end, on may 21st, 2011 AD. and it was also said unto me, that you shall follow my word blindly, and not question my dating methods. and though shalt believe that it was a test of faith when the end does not come, and every rational minded man that walketh upon the earth shall laugh and ridicule you, but yea, this will be another test."
3/21/2012 7:49:00 PM
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