David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

Certainly, all of evolution's teachings are farfetched, but none any more farfetched than the notion that the neck of a giraffe grew longer and longer over millions of years in order to obtain food from the tops of trees. Ok, here's my question, how did giraffes survive for millions of years before they were able to reach the food? Did they climb trees? The teachings of evolution are so retarded. One would have to struggle to believe such nonsense in view of reality.

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