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Certainly, all of evolution's teachings are farfetched, but none any more farfetched than the notion that the neck of a giraffe grew longer and longer over millions of years in order to obtain food from the tops of trees. Ok, here's my question, how did giraffes survive for millions of years before they were able to reach the food? Did they climb trees? The teachings of evolution are so retarded. One would have to struggle to believe such nonsense in view of reality.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 68 Comments [9/17/2009 7:44:33 PM]
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Nihlum

So how is that talking snake of yours David?

9/17/2009 7:45:37 PM

jsonitsac

I'm glad that David J. can talk about things in a mature and adult manner and not have to resort to name calling. Oh wait, wrong David J.

9/17/2009 7:47:26 PM

Mudak

One thing I really hate is when people who don't understand evolution try to define it. And then, based on that definition, attempt to refute it...

9/17/2009 7:48:51 PM

Mitch

Okay, so let's calculate this, if it took them this long to understand lamarckism evolution, how long will it take for them to understand Darwinian evolution?

9/17/2009 8:05:26 PM

evilred

Been swallowed by any whales lately David?

9/17/2009 8:17:19 PM

Dr. Razark

It's really simple. The trees used to be short, but then they realized they were being eaten by giraffes, so the decided to evolve to be taller. Duh.


9/17/2009 8:33:26 PM

Orestes

This is the same kind of asshole that can say with a straight face that someone is a communist fascist.

9/17/2009 8:44:34 PM

Blue J

This wouldn't irk me so much if I didn't know that David J Stewart has had many, many opportunities to learn about what the theory of evolution actually says, yet he still refuses to attack anything other than a strawman. Creationists are wacky, to be sure, but the class of outspoken creationists who ask questions like "If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys" make me despair about communication even being possible.

9/17/2009 8:46:20 PM

werewolf

Good thing you know as much about physics as you do biology, David. Imagine if someone tried to explain quantum mechanics or string theory to you.

Stick to theology, David. At least, you get to make up things and stuff without resorting to facts or reality.

9/17/2009 8:55:47 PM

ME

"...than the notion that the neck of a giraffe grew longer and longer over millions of years in order to obtain food from the tops of trees."

No, No,No, No evolution does not teach this. However, Lamarck would like a word with you.

9/17/2009 9:22:57 PM

Menace to Sobriety

Oh well. At least he isn't trying to sublimate his lust over Disney starlets.

9/17/2009 9:33:56 PM

Thinking Allowed

Wow, David isn't bitching about under-aged harlots. What's wrong here?

9/17/2009 9:42:08 PM

Kat

Wow. Well David, statements like these is why you are not Jesus Christ. That is the plain and simple truth.

9/17/2009 10:10:23 PM



Ow...My head just exploded due to sheer stupidly of this guy. I need to take an Advil now, maybe two for good measure.

9/17/2009 10:33:06 PM

CailinBan

No, no no. Try to keep up. Before giraffes had long necks, they used ladders. But their legs kept getting caught in the rungs, so they had a meeting and decided that long necks was a much better option and so started growing their necks longer.

9/17/2009 10:49:43 PM

Thejebusfire

Certainly, all of evolution's teachings are farfetched...

No more far fetched than Genesis.

Ok, here's my question, how did giraffes survive for millions of years before they were able to reach the food?

And here's my question, how did the Earth survive for fourty days and nights when it was completly underwater? Or, how did a man survive for days inside a whale?

The teachings of evolution are so retarded.

Yes, because small changes from generation to generation is so "retarded".

One would have to struggle to believe such nonsense in view of reality.

So, when is that magical Jewish man coming to you David?


9/17/2009 11:14:51 PM

mika

The giraffes climbed the trees to get away from slutty teenage girls . See I can be davidish

9/17/2009 11:29:19 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Leaves aren't JUST at the top of the trees. Giraffes with longer necks would get more leaves, and be more likely to survive and procreate. Of course, longer-necked giraffes would then be born, and the competition cycle would begin again, and so on and so forth.

9/17/2009 11:29:45 PM

atheist crusader

ok time for a quick biology lesson for the kiddie fiddling DJS

Certainly, all of evolution's teachings are farfetched

no dave far fetched is having a talking snake, and 2 people populate the entire earth

the neck of a giraffe grew longer and longer over millions of years in order to obtain food from the tops of trees.

this is a myth that was debunked in the 60's, it has now been theorized that the neck ended up like that in order to compete for females, in a process called "necking".Giraffes fight over females by swinging their necks and heads like a medieval ball and chain. The longer and heavier the neck, the more momentum behind the often bone-shattering head slams.

how did giraffes survive for millions of years before they were able to reach the food?

well they did not always have a long neck, and as herbivores im sure there was pleanty of tasty plants for them to munch on

Did they climb trees?
WTF??

The teachings of evolution are so retarded. One would have to struggle to believe such nonsense in view of reality.

despite the fact that you beleive a superbeing which has apparently always existed just got bored one day, realised how it sucked not to be worshipped, decided to create not just the universe from nothing, but all the diversity in nature seen today out of clay (which is infact made of aluminium, silicon and oxygen,and is actually inorganic as its not carbon based, but i digress)

wheras the teachings of evolution is founded in proper scientific study and scruitiny, having literally tons of evidence for its occourence.

how does this guy manage to breathe and walk at the same time with such a small brain.....

mind you the Stegosaurus managed it so i suppose anything is possible!


9/17/2009 11:48:23 PM

WMDKitty

*sigh*

You know, I'm really not a violent person, but DJS, here, makes me want to fucking hit someone. Namely, him, and right in the fucking nuts.

9/18/2009 12:06:55 AM

Clown

Look son, the migthy triceratops.

Dad, it's a cow.

Shut up, it COULD be triceratops.


Same amount of fail, same amount of wrongness.

9/18/2009 1:48:32 AM

Eden

Well, if we wanted some proof that David J. Stewart doesn´t know anything about evolution we have it now.

I assume anyone who has been taught Evolution at school would also learn about the differences between the theory of evolution and lamarckism

9/18/2009 2:08:19 AM

Nowonmai

The more of your shit I read, the more I think you are too stupid to live. To not be in competition for the same limited food source on the lower levels, the giraffes got taller over consecutive generations as the taller ones would survive as their lips thicker and their tongues very tough to be able to handle the spiny food of the Acacia trees. What's do 'far fetched' about that?


9/18/2009 2:58:04 AM

Palifox

We want a shrubbery!

Did the Knights Who Say "Nih" evolve into giraffes?

After the shrubbery was eaten, of course.

9/18/2009 3:31:49 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

jeez, good ol' davey j. up to his usual shenanigans. his non-understanding of biology is quite staggering.

9/18/2009 4:54:20 AM
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