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Facts why Kent Hovind CANNOT be lying:

1) I have studied each topic and evidence he has presented, and I have found absolutely NO FLAW. All the facts he presents are all as accurate as the fact, Michael Jackson says Hee-Hee' in many of his songs.'

2) He's a? true God-fearing Christian. The average Christian doesnt WANT to lie, and Hovind has stated MANY times that he wants to be RIGHT all the time.

3) When you say he's a liar, you're either confused or you're deliberately lying yourself.

Eye2EyeIIIV, Youtube Comments 86 Comments [9/20/2009 7:59:02 AM]
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Paschal Wagner

I want to have a million dollars. That doesn't make it so.

9/20/2009 8:03:49 AM

Ian1732

You can't be serious... Oh wait, it's youtube.

9/20/2009 8:04:24 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

#1 - If you study a liar and/or imbecile and do not cross reference, then you are just as much a liar/imbecile.
#2 - Im an atheist. The average atheist doesnt WANT to lie either. I think you are a gullible dipshit eye2eye, and I state many times that I want to be right.
#3 - He is a liar. If you do not believe me, then refer to number 2 of my list

9/20/2009 8:08:03 AM

ConCat

I trust the assessment of every jagoff I see on youtube.

9/20/2009 8:13:31 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"you're either confused or you're deliberately lying yourself"

You.

9/20/2009 8:14:01 AM

Dakota Bob

LOLWAT

9/20/2009 8:18:33 AM

szaleniec

"The average Christian doesnt WANT to lie, and Hovind has stated MANY times that he wants to be RIGHT all the time."
Except when he's talking to the IRS.

9/20/2009 8:19:36 AM

aaa

Fallacious, idiotic and gullible. Your typical creationist.

9/20/2009 8:21:00 AM

John_in_Oz

1) Your first point would be convincing, provided you weren't utterly ignorant of the topic. What degrees do you have?
2) Yeah, but that's a comment he ripped off from Jim Jones.
3) No, you're the poopy-pants. (I think I nailed the exact same level of childishness in argument there!)


BTW, I love your sig. Who ever thought you could do that with Roman Numerals?

9/20/2009 8:21:18 AM

The FBI is controlling your thoughts via your toaster

Riiiiiight, just like he told the truth to the IRS.

9/20/2009 8:28:42 AM

Hammurabi

Logic Fail.

9/20/2009 8:47:29 AM

EvoPagan

Well this is a nice big steaming pile of bullshit to start off my Sunday.

9/20/2009 9:04:08 AM

Panz

Anyone this retarded must be 12

9/20/2009 9:06:08 AM

Doctor Whom

1. Then you haven't been looking very hard.
2. No one ever lies for Jesus, no sirree Bob.
3.

9/20/2009 9:16:13 AM

Muzzy Slink

1. Have you studied the arguments coming the opposition? And what the hell does Michael Jackson have to do with anything?

2. All the "wanting" in the world doesn't make the shit he's spewing any more truthful.

3. If you make such claims, I'd say you're just jealous of people possess working brains.

I think you need to learn the difference between facts and assertions.

9/20/2009 9:16:34 AM



1) Evidence? From Kent Hovind? When did this happen? Bullshit is evidence only of bullshit,

2)Christians don't lie? Since when? You do it as much as anyone and more than some. Kent Hovind does it for a living and is a proven liar.

3)He's a liar. He even knows he's lying.

9/20/2009 9:20:18 AM

Canadiest

1) Evidence? From Kent Hovind? When did this happen? Bullshit is evidence only of bullshit,

2)Christians don't lie? Since when? You do it as much as anyone and more than some. Kent Hovind does it for a living and is a proven liar.

3)He's a liar. He even knows he's lying.

9/20/2009 9:20:30 AM

Papabear

"1) I have studied each topic and evidence he has presented, and I have found absolutely NO FLAW. All the facts he presents are all as accurate as the fact, Michael Jackson says Hee-Hee' in many of his songs.'"

That you may have "studied" Hovind's evidence and found it flawless does not impress me. Your critical thinking skills seem to be next to nil.

"2) He's a? true God-fearing Christian. The average Christian doesnt WANT to lie, and Hovind has stated MANY times that he wants to be RIGHT all the time."

I agree that his Christianity is worthy of a question mark.

Most people, Christiam or not, don't specifically WANT to lie.

Kent's proclamations are meaningless as it has already been shown that he lies frequently.


"3) When you say he's a liar, you're either confused or you're deliberately lying yourself."

Now that's just ridiculous. Kent's lying is obvious all be the most credulous retards. Do you see yourself in this, Eye? (Hint - You're one of the credulous retards.)

9/20/2009 9:21:19 AM

John

Fundies lie all the time. They think it's OK, as long as they're doing it for God. Two of the "born-again" defendants in Kitzmiller v. Dover were almost prosecuted for perjury.

Here's a Hovind quote I guess Eye2Eye didn't study: "Well, now, hold it. If you want to just pick one item and that's supposed to prove relationship, did you know that human Cytochrom [sic] C is closest to a sunflower? So really the sunflowers are our closest relative folks. It depends what you want to compare. If you want to compare the eyes, we are closest to an octopus."

Both of these are false, and Hovind was told so many times, but he continued to use them in his presentations to gullible audiences. Our cytochrome C is identical to that of the chimp, and quite different from that of a sunflower. Our eyes are identical to those of a chimp, and different from that of the octopus. In fact, the octopus eye is better, because our retina, like that of all mammals, is backwards.

9/20/2009 9:21:27 AM

Woody

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, that was funny. You found no flaws in Hovind's logic? I have to run to the loo now, I nearly pissed myself!

9/20/2009 9:29:42 AM

John

oops, double post

9/20/2009 10:02:46 AM

Telamon

Facts why Kent Hovind MUST be lying (most of the time)

1. I have studied each topic and evidence presented, and found them seriously flawed. For example, he tries to pass of well-known hoaxes like the Paluxy footprints and the Acambaro figurines as "evidence."

2. He is a con man who is using his superficial Christianity to justify himself and the nonsense he spouts.

3. When we say he's a liar, we do so based upon the fact that he HAS lied, again and again.

Eye2Eye, I doubt your critical thinking skills. The confirmation bias is strong with this one!

9/20/2009 10:03:58 AM



"The average Christian doesnt WANT to lie..."

But Kent Hovind isn't your 'average Christian,' now is he?

9/20/2009 10:11:46 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Holyfuckdamnshit.

Either this clown is Poe, or we are looking at a perfectly washed 'brain'.

9/20/2009 10:27:25 AM

Wehpudicabok

...must be Poe...nobody can be this stupid...

9/20/2009 10:39:16 AM
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