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Quote# 65836

bats are birds because they fly and look like birds. that's how we define things: by looking at them.

[later]

ostriches are birds because they look like birds. flight is not necessary, if they are enough similar to a bird.

i wouldn't call penguins birds because they look kinda weird. a little birdish, but not entirely birds. they are waterbirds.

i think it's foolish to say that an animal is a different kind of animal just because it is warmblooded or coldblooded, or if it lays eggs instead of children, because a normal person can't even notice if a creature has warm blood or not, only scientists can do that, so scientists can have their definitions and we normal people have our own

omicron7 , IMDB 149 Comments [9/17/2009 7:51:24 PM]
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Submitted By: wautd
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#1022528
dpareja

You can call a bat a bird all you like, a bat is NOT A BIRD.

9/17/2009 7:55:53 PM

#1022530
Mudak

When I took my kids to the zoo, my five-year-old commented how much the bats looked like mice...

Just proof that this person's got the mental capabilities of a toddler...

9/17/2009 7:57:41 PM

#1022537
Mitch

Oh no, the scientists are trying to understand things! I'm going to do the opposite and look like a dumbass!

9/17/2009 8:03:11 PM

#1022540
AlTheCake

This is just fucking sad...
Get an education, please.

9/17/2009 8:03:29 PM

#1022542
Narcissick

"i wouldn't call penguins birds because they look kinda weird."

I wouldn't call you a functioning person because you have the reasoning capacity of an earthworm.

9/17/2009 8:05:11 PM

#1022549
evilred

Please,please..I beg you--DON'T BREED. There are enough dumb fucks out there already.

9/17/2009 8:10:49 PM

#1022553
DevilsChaplain

"i wouldn't call penguins birds because they look kinda weird. a little birdish, but not entirely birds. they are waterbirds."

*facepalm*.............brilliant....fucking brilliant.....

9/17/2009 8:12:39 PM

#1022571
Orestes

Maybe for cavemen like you feeble observations are the only method to identify creatures, but we modern humans like to be a bit more specific than that.

9/17/2009 8:22:38 PM

#1022573
TB Tabby

I'm calling Poe.

9/17/2009 8:25:22 PM

#1022577
CLR3

I find it easier to call omidumb7 a fucking idiot rather than showing how bats aren't really birds. Even if I really dumb it down for him/her, I still don't think (s)he'll get it.

9/17/2009 8:29:16 PM

#1022579
SurfinSeaOtter

WTF is this shit?

9/17/2009 8:33:01 PM

#1022580
BobsOldSocks

I've got news for you - you're not normal.

9/17/2009 8:33:09 PM

#1022585
panz

I'm assuming that 7 in his name refers to his age

9/17/2009 8:39:11 PM

#1022587
werewolf

Giraffes have long necks like ostriches, so giraffes are birds. Gwyneth Paltrow, on the other hand, is a duck.

9/17/2009 8:42:11 PM

#1022599


*cries* T______T

As a person who is hoping to major in zoology and later work with birds, this post makes me incredibly sad.

Also "it lays eggs instead of children" o___O

9/17/2009 8:52:08 PM

#1022608
Daeva

LOL, WTF IS THIS SHIT?

9/17/2009 9:05:04 PM

#1022612
agentCDE

Oh wow.

9/17/2009 9:11:12 PM

#1022615
Papabear

You're an idiot beacuse you babble nonsense and sound like an idiot. That's how I determine things, by examining the evidence.


Even an idiot holding a bird should be able to notice that it is warm.


You overstep your bounds by defining yourself as a "normal" person.

9/17/2009 9:14:14 PM

#1022617
Papabear

Looking to your left and looking to your right isn't enough of a survey to deterime your normalcy when you're riding on the short bus.

9/17/2009 9:15:53 PM

#1022618
HoJuSimpson

ROFL

9/17/2009 9:16:53 PM

#1022622
ME

WOW, just WOW!!! My brain hurts after reading some of the fundie comments. If only it hurt one to be so stupid. I really do hope that person is sterile.

9/17/2009 9:20:30 PM

#1022631
Tolpuddle Martyr


9/17/2009 9:42:05 PM

#1022634
Musicalbookworm

What mommy and daddy wouldn't let you get past kinnigarden in homskool?

9/17/2009 9:49:52 PM

#1022635


Looks a bit like a poe... If not, this guy obviously failed science class.

9/17/2009 9:50:13 PM

#1022637
DarkfireTaimatsu

"Bats are bugs, right? Yeah, put that down. They fly, right? They're ugly and hairy, right? C'mon, this is taking all day!"

You have all the reasoning skills of a lazy 6-year-old comic strip character.

9/17/2009 9:52:53 PM
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