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When my wife (who is female) was pregnant with our first son (who is male), went downtown to a buy some baby clothes for him, she didn't at first notice that she was selecting clothes from the "gender neutral" section until a salesperson (male/female -- select all that apply) asked my wife (who is female) if she is going to raise our baby (who is male) to be "gender neutral". My wife (who is female), didn't understand the question and asked for clarification. When she received an answer, she promptly responded with, "You people are sick!" and dropped all the clothes on the floor and walked out.

I guess she's an androgynophobe and needs to go to re-education camp in a local public school.

MK, Moonbattery 88 Comments [9/27/2009 2:45:40 PM]
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Doug

Wait until she hears about unisex fashion.

9/27/2009 5:11:21 PM

Ken

Hmm...

They have a point. Being dressed in wee sports jerseys and watching Batman made me (a female) into a lesbian.

Oh, wait. No it didn't.

9/27/2009 5:16:07 PM

CatAnon

So, clothes that can be worn by either gender are "sick"? Welp, I guess we should stop selling t-shirts, pants, hats, and all manner of clothes out huh?

9/27/2009 5:42:32 PM

Semi-Christian

Look, moron, there is a reason that Timmy Turner is such a pussy.

Seriously, the point of gender neutral is to reduce the case of you buying your kid the wrong gender of clothing (for the chance that you don't want to know, or there is a screw up)

@jc:
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9/27/2009 5:52:13 PM

LadyJafaria

How many times do you need to tell us your wife's got a vagina?

...You never told us YOU'VE got a dick, but I suppose I'll take acting like one as a clue.

9/27/2009 5:58:24 PM

Nickiknack

Hey buddy, I have a secret...back in the victorian days boys wore dresses and skirts up until the age of 3 or 4. http://www.victorianweb.org/art/costume/nunn14.html

9/27/2009 6:05:42 PM

John

As if a baby really knows its "gender".

Up until the 20th century, blue was the traditional color of virginity and associated with females. That's why in renaissance art we always see biblical women dressed in blue. Red and pink, on the other hand, were "manly" colors. The idea that there is some innate "male" and "female" colors, clothes, toys, etc. independent of culture is nonsense. Check out Rubens' pictures of his kids. Those kids in skirts are boys. And that was normal in those days.

9/27/2009 6:14:15 PM

SleepNeed

What the fuck is a "androgynophobe?" A person who hates males and females? Also there is nothing wrong with gender neutral clothing for infants. If the fiancee and I have kids, then we will buy yellows and whites, that way we might be able to reuse them if we have another.

9/27/2009 6:39:30 PM

nutcase

"My wife is a female. My wife is a FEMALE. My wife is a pregnant FEMALE. I am not gay. I am not GAY. I am a heterosexual man. A heterosexual. A man. A heterosexual man. I am straight - a HETEROSEXUAL!"

9/27/2009 6:41:55 PM

nutcase

Oh, and one more thing: your wife, who is female, is also a nasty bitch - and so are you.

9/27/2009 6:45:42 PM

evilred

I'd say you're both total idiots,pure & simple.

9/27/2009 6:58:51 PM

clockworkgirl21

This has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day.

9/27/2009 7:04:07 PM

Nick

She said that and dropped them on the floor? Really?

9/27/2009 7:12:31 PM

Old Viking

There must be some sort of a thought lurking in there someplace.

9/27/2009 7:14:27 PM

Equalist

I'll admit, my two girls have an overabundance of pink clothes and "girly" toys. But they also have handmedown boy clothes from friends and family, and have "boy" toys like cars, trucks, blocks, and army men. They do "boy" activities like camping, fishing, and hiking, and my boyfriend is teaching them how to fight. Our views on it are, it doesn't matter if it's a "boy" or a "girl" activity, toy, or clothing item. If they're happy with it, and we're in the market for it anyway, or can afford it, they can have it. Because it's not the right gender is never a good reason to deny a child something.

9/27/2009 7:24:27 PM

Vince

I think your wife needs to chill the fuck out and look at what aisle she's in.

9/27/2009 7:26:40 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Black leather is Unisex. No problemo.

9/27/2009 7:32:06 PM

shykid

My cat (who is feline) and I were quite amused by your wife's (who is female) highly inappropriate outburst.

9/27/2009 8:30:18 PM

M.M.

my wife (who is female)

Is there any other kind? The word "wife" literally means "married woman". How could a man be a wife?

9/27/2009 9:35:00 PM

moose

Hey MK, you never said what sex you are. Just that of your wife (who is female) and kid (who is male....but unbeknownst to you a gay male.....). And just because your wife (who is female) is a female, that doesnt mean that she doesnt have a dick (that portrays a male) and acts like a male when the mail man (who is male, and like your son, gay) when she straps it on.

9/27/2009 11:20:50 PM



I (person attracted to opposite gender) am straight! Don't doubt me (a person attracted to opposite gender)!

9/27/2009 11:55:50 PM

LM

As a baby my son wore a lot of yellow and green "gender neutral" baby stuff, because I chose not to find out in advance if I was having a boy or a girl and thus bought a lot of things during my pregnancy that would work either way.

Wearing more ducks and frogs than cars, trains and teddy bears playing football for his first few months does not appear to have done him any harm.

9/28/2009 12:02:31 AM

Dexter

When my wife (who is female) was pregnant with our first son (who is male), went downtown to a buy some baby clothes for him...

Hear, hear, a female wife and a male son. How exceptionally...

9/28/2009 12:44:40 AM

aaa

I love the over-reaction in this quote.

9/28/2009 1:05:07 AM

Pule Thamex

No, she's an untidy and rude individual given to flights of hissiness at the slightest of imagined slights with a thin-skinned, skittish personality who lacks the ability to deal with the world at large. With such a glaring lack of self-control and such obnoxious bad manners, she's going to be a mother? Let's hope the father makes up for the mother's short-comings.

9/28/2009 1:13:27 AM
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