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#1028470
Doug
Wait until she hears about unisex fashion.
9/27/2009 5:11:21 PM
#1028471
Ken
Hmm...
They have a point. Being dressed in wee sports jerseys and watching Batman made me (a female) into a lesbian.
Oh, wait. No it didn't.
9/27/2009 5:16:07 PM
#1028478
CatAnon
So, clothes that can be worn by either gender are "sick"? Welp, I guess we should stop selling t-shirts, pants, hats, and all manner of clothes out huh?
9/27/2009 5:42:32 PM
#1028483
Semi-Christian
Look, moron, there is a reason that Timmy Turner is such a pussy.
Seriously, the point of gender neutral is to reduce the case of you buying your kid the wrong gender of clothing (for the chance that you don't want to know, or there is a screw up)
@jc:
I spy a Java programmer.
9/27/2009 5:52:13 PM
#1028486
LadyJafaria
How many times do you need to tell us your wife's got a vagina?
...You never told us YOU'VE got a dick, but I suppose I'll take acting like one as a clue.
9/27/2009 5:58:24 PM
#1028488
Nickiknack
Hey buddy, I have a secret...back in the victorian days boys wore dresses and skirts up until the age of 3 or 4. http://www.victorianweb.org/art/costume/nunn14.html
9/27/2009 6:05:42 PM
#1028491
John
As if a baby really knows its "gender".
Up until the 20th century, blue was the traditional color of virginity and associated with females. That's why in renaissance art we always see biblical women dressed in blue. Red and pink, on the other hand, were "manly" colors. The idea that there is some innate "male" and "female" colors, clothes, toys, etc. independent of culture is nonsense. Check out Rubens' pictures of his kids. Those kids in skirts are boys. And that was normal in those days.
9/27/2009 6:14:15 PM
#1028508
SleepNeed
What the fuck is a "androgynophobe?" A person who hates males and females? Also there is nothing wrong with gender neutral clothing for infants. If the fiancee and I have kids, then we will buy yellows and whites, that way we might be able to reuse them if we have another.
9/27/2009 6:39:30 PM
#1028511
nutcase
"My wife is a female. My wife is a FEMALE. My wife is a pregnant FEMALE. I am not gay. I am not GAY. I am a heterosexual man. A heterosexual. A man. A heterosexual man. I am straight - a HETEROSEXUAL!"
9/27/2009 6:41:55 PM
#1028514
nutcase
Oh, and one more thing: your wife, who is female, is also a nasty bitch - and so are you.
9/27/2009 6:45:42 PM
#1028523
evilred
I'd say you're both total idiots,pure & simple.
9/27/2009 6:58:51 PM
#1028527
clockworkgirl21
This has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day.
9/27/2009 7:04:07 PM
#1028537
Nick
She said that and dropped them on the floor? Really?
9/27/2009 7:12:31 PM
#1028539
Old Viking
There must be some sort of a thought lurking in there someplace.
9/27/2009 7:14:27 PM
#1028546
Equalist
I'll admit, my two girls have an overabundance of pink clothes and "girly" toys. But they also have handmedown boy clothes from friends and family, and have "boy" toys like cars, trucks, blocks, and army men. They do "boy" activities like camping, fishing, and hiking, and my boyfriend is teaching them how to fight. Our views on it are, it doesn't matter if it's a "boy" or a "girl" activity, toy, or clothing item. If they're happy with it, and we're in the market for it anyway, or can afford it, they can have it. Because it's not the right gender is never a good reason to deny a child something.
9/27/2009 7:24:27 PM
#1028548
Vince
I think your wife needs to chill the fuck out and look at what aisle she's in.
9/27/2009 7:26:40 PM
#1028549
Caustic Gnostic
Black leather is Unisex. No problemo.
9/27/2009 7:32:06 PM
#1028559
shykid
My cat (who is feline) and I were quite amused by your wife's (who is female) highly inappropriate outburst.
9/27/2009 8:30:18 PM
#1028573
M.M.
my wife (who is female)
Is there any other kind? The word "wife" literally means "married woman". How could a man be a wife?
9/27/2009 9:35:00 PM
#1028589
moose
Hey MK, you never said what sex you are. Just that of your wife (who is female) and kid (who is male....but unbeknownst to you a gay male.....). And just because your wife (who is female) is a female, that doesnt mean that she doesnt have a dick (that portrays a male) and acts like a male when the mail man (who is male, and like your son, gay) when she straps it on.
9/27/2009 11:20:50 PM
#1028591
I (person attracted to opposite gender) am straight! Don't doubt me (a person attracted to opposite gender)!
9/27/2009 11:55:50 PM
#1028592
LM
As a baby my son wore a lot of yellow and green "gender neutral" baby stuff, because I chose not to find out in advance if I was having a boy or a girl and thus bought a lot of things during my pregnancy that would work either way.
Wearing more ducks and frogs than cars, trains and teddy bears playing football for his first few months does not appear to have done him any harm.
9/28/2009 12:02:31 AM
#1028594
Dexter
When my wife (who is female) was pregnant with our first son (who is male), went downtown to a buy some baby clothes for him...
Hear, hear, a female wife and a male son. How exceptionally...
9/28/2009 12:44:40 AM
#1028596
aaa
I love the over-reaction in this quote.
9/28/2009 1:05:07 AM
#1028597
Pule Thamex
No, she's an untidy and rude individual given to flights of hissiness at the slightest of imagined slights with a thin-skinned, skittish personality who lacks the ability to deal with the world at large. With such a glaring lack of self-control and such obnoxious bad manners, she's going to be a mother? Let's hope the father makes up for the mother's short-comings.
9/28/2009 1:13:27 AM
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