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[The Liner notes of self described ex-High Priest, ex-Satanist, ex-Vampire, and born again christian William Schnoebelen's 9 hour "documentry" film about the occult]


Forbidden Knowledge, Occult Rituals, Secret Priesthoods, Spells, Luciferian Initiation,
Illuminism, Ceremonial Magick, Vampirism.

This was his world : Adept, Occultist, Satanic Priest, Black Magician, Vampire.

Lured into the occult with the quest for knowledge, this nine hour video chronicles the life of an
adept in service to the darkest powers of planet earth until saved from a horrible fate.

Discover the preparation, initiation and the "bringing over" of the initiate into the world of vampirism. (Note: This is about TRUE vampirism. Not just the kind of people who pretend to be vampires by drinking blood)

The other-worldly initiation by a being of immense power that claimed him for its own.

The reality of vampires and werewolves and the positions they hold in the dark world of the occult.

The secret priesthood that helped him survive.

The lust and hunger of the true vampire and how it destroys its victims.

William Schnoebelen, Interview with an Ex-Vampire: A True Story 66 Comments [9/29/2009 10:33:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Giveitaday
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Why is it that rank and file Satanists never convert to Christianity? It's always the high priests.

For that matter, how many high priests does Satanism have?

9/29/2009 10:41:41 PM

Random Man

Powah? I liek powah!

Any time they need to explicitly tell you that it is a true story, it probably isn't.

9/29/2009 10:42:10 PM

aaa

Five bucks says that this man is just in for the money.

9/29/2009 10:54:50 PM

Kat

Wasn't this the guy that claims to be a high Satanic priest, a Mormon, and a high ranking Mason at roughly the same time?

This guy's biography isn't exactly the most straightforward.

9/29/2009 10:57:05 PM



How is it born-agains come to think that they were atheist, satanist, or whatever else it is BEFORE they found the newest of their jesii?

9/29/2009 10:58:29 PM

evilred

I'm with aaa on this one. The guy's just out to scam sheeple out of their $$.

9/29/2009 11:04:43 PM

name

It's like Ann Rice, but stupider.

9/29/2009 11:16:31 PM

Nathan the Wise

Does he sparkle?

9/29/2009 11:47:12 PM

ME

Schnobelen is a complete fucking moron. Do a Youtube search and watch some of his videos. They are laughable. He has been discredited so many times. Yet fundytards eat his stuff up. If you do a little more research you will find out that there are conflicting dayes and times for when he claims to be this or that. many times the conflicts include being two different things that would conflict with one another.

9/30/2009 12:01:11 AM

Syb

So, this guy has been a Catholic, a Wiccan, a Satanist, a Mormon, a Mason, and a vampire, at least. Busy life.

9/30/2009 12:02:58 AM



...and a secret agent, and a former SAS commando, and a guy that wrestles crocodiles and three times world kickboxing champion - with one leg! Whats not to believe...

9/30/2009 12:28:06 AM

Orestes

Does he sparkle too?

9/30/2009 2:26:26 AM



A very inrealistic curriculum, if he's younger than 60.

9/30/2009 2:31:29 AM

LM

/me whistles theme to The X Files while circling ear with finger and rolling eyes

9/30/2009 2:43:45 AM

shykid

You're either a fraud or a complete cuckoo. Perhaps both.

9/30/2009 2:52:05 AM

illuzion30

Yeah... and I used to be a lich, but I got tired of it and quit.

9/30/2009 2:55:23 AM

EvoPagan

True Blood: Unfortunately just a TV show.

9/30/2009 3:03:01 AM

timjamiller

I turned myself into a newt.

I got better

9/30/2009 4:36:51 AM

Pikachukid

@1029453

In the doco, he claims to have been born again in 1984. He was born in 1949 So if his claims are to be believed, he spent roughly 18 years as a Catholic, and then crammed Wicca, Freemasonry and Satanism into the following 17. During which time, he was inducted into the higher echelons of all three. Which would mean he would have devoted every waking moment of his life to being eee-vul.

9/30/2009 5:02:15 AM

Pule Thamex

I was (select one or more of the following) a ravening monster/baby-mincing fiend/heinous satanic terror/bestial Stygian zombie/agent of foul darkness/sucker of human souls/raging destroyer of man/discombobulator of lesbian relationships/demonic murderer of virgins/ravaging consumer of freshly slain homosexual flesh/delusional warmonger of filth and hatred/high priestess of disemboweling/completely bonkers misanthrope/totally insane right-wing curmudgeon, but now I'm a born-again twerp.

9/30/2009 5:22:51 AM

Xotan

Vampires? Schnampires!

9/30/2009 5:34:34 AM

Mister Spak

The writers of Buffy the Vampire Slayer must have missed this.

9/30/2009 5:37:49 AM

The L

The second I read the word "Schnoebelen," I knew this was more fundie bullshit.

It's sad when you don't even need to read the content to know something's stupid.

@Kat: And a third-degree Gardnerian High Priest, on top of that! I mean, hell, four contradictory positions at once must be hard to maintain.

9/30/2009 5:50:14 AM



Someone needs to take away his HBO.

9/30/2009 5:50:57 AM

Blackvoice

I was vampire, but then I got better. Hell yeah.

9/30/2009 6:00:26 AM
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