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Well maybe the Lord has a plan to keep most kids out school so that they won't have to listen to the O man.

truthwarrior, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [10/1/2009 7:32:34 AM]
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Yes, striking little children with a potentially deadly illness just so they won't have to listen to a (black) man telling them to work hard and stay in school sounds about par for the course for biblegod.

10/1/2009 7:46:54 AM


EvoPagan beat me to it.

10/1/2009 7:53:31 AM


The O-Man is your president.
Doyou remember the time when people who were against Bushs decisions regarding the war in iraq got called unpatriotic by mostly consrvatives, because a true patriot stands behind every decision of his president?

Well, obviously now you are unpatriotic with your constant opposition and smear campaign against the O-Man.

10/1/2009 7:53:57 AM


You may not hear this, but i just made a big hole to a wall. Using nothing else but my forehead.

10/1/2009 7:59:55 AM


Your god is inefficient.

10/1/2009 8:00:21 AM


He could have come up with a better plan, dontcha think, you fucking anus.

10/1/2009 8:05:03 AM


Using a nasty illness to make a futile point is uncommonly gentle and rational for the loony god portrayed in the Old Testament.

10/1/2009 8:09:03 AM


"Well maybe the Lord has a plan to keep most kids out school so that they won't have to listen to the scary nigger."


10/1/2009 8:19:06 AM

Count Zapolai

Oman (Arabic: ????? ‘Uman), officially the Sultanate of Oman (Arabic: ????? ?????? Sal?anat ‘Uman), is an Arab country in southwest Asia on the southeast coast of the Arabian Peninsula. It borders the United Arab Emirates on the northwest, Saudi Arabia on the west and Yemen on the southwest.

The coast is formed by the Arabian Sea on the south and east and the Gulf of Oman on the northeast. The country also contains Madha, an exclave enclosed by the United Arab Emirates, and Musandam, an exclave also separated by Emirati territory.

10/1/2009 8:47:25 AM



Didn't work, did it?

10/1/2009 9:08:35 AM


Sounds like my kind of deity.

10/1/2009 9:36:28 AM


He's your God appointed leader, according to your bible. Welcome to hell, blasphemer.

10/1/2009 9:40:07 AM


"Well maybe the Lord has a plan to keep most kids out school so that they won't have to listen to the O man."

And then USA falls behind every other major developed country - in every way (certainly educationally, industrially, financially, and militarily).

...what? you think USA=The World?! Besides, 'the O man' is your president, your duly (and democratically) elected leader. And you know what your Bible says about countries' leaders:

Romans 13:1 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God.

2: Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment.

3: For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval,

4: for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer.

*smacks self on forehead*...oh, of course! How stupid am I?! I should've remembered! You fundies only obey what your Bible says, when it only applies to your way of thinking, what you don't like, or when it's convenient for you. Oh, imagine having to agree with President Obama's decisions, supporting him in his policies and his generally repairing the unholy mess created by the previous president & poster boy of the Religious Right, Neocons, Repubicans, and inbred redneck hee-haws, your God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush, and we can't be having that now, can we?!

Fortunately for sane, reasoning Americans (and the world as a whole), Obama was elected. He''s your President - and instituted by God; Romans 13:1 says so. If you say otherwise, you're going to Hell, truthwarrior & everyone else on Ruptured Retards. Romans 13:2 says so.

And all True Christians™ obey the Word of God literally. As they're supposed to.

10/1/2009 9:53:10 AM

Zeus Almighty

"Well maybe the Lord has a plan to keep most kids out school so that they won't have to listen to the O man."

Hmmmm, maybe he could just kill them like he did the Egyptians' kids, and the Amelikites'.
That would show them damn libruls!

Ooops, Obama as commander in chief, has "iron chariots" -- i.e. tanks -- so your god is powerless to stop him. Bwahahahaha. No one can stop him now.

10/1/2009 9:56:17 AM


Since when did schoolkids start listening to presidents? If, by chance, they are forced into an assembly to listen to the president speak, a good many of them will either be texting, chatting with their friends, painting their nails or catching up on homework for their next class.

10/1/2009 10:12:47 AM


O Man? Soon they're gonna be using "Omen" or "Big O" when they refer to him, it's just a matter of time... NOW TAKING ALL VOTES ON THIS! WHICH SHOULD IT BE?!

10/1/2009 10:12:51 AM

Doctor Whom

Aren't you allowed to type his name correctly? Are you like those people in Portugal who refer to the devil by a similar-sounding but unrelated word so that they won't invoke him?

Also, why can't God, being omniscient, just come up with a cogent rebuttal to whatever Obama has to say and then get His preachers to preach it? You'd almost think He didn't exist or something.

10/1/2009 10:22:26 AM


Your god is inefficient.

10/1/2009 10:30:22 AM

The FBI is controlling your thoughts via your toaster

Well God missed again didn't he.

And say his name; Obama, Barack Hussein Obama. I guarantee a portal to Hell won't open up in your livingroom.

10/1/2009 10:46:17 AM


O'Hara, O'Meara, O'connore, O'Brien, O'Byrne,...

Hold on till I get an Irish phone directory. There are so many.

OTOH, if you mean Obama, his Voodoun Houngans will send their zombies tonight to 'get' you. Whhhhoooooooooooo!


10/1/2009 11:06:22 AM

And what about the Mexican and European children?, don't they have to listen to somebody too?

10/1/2009 11:11:59 AM

"O man?" Once again they substitute Obama's name with some childish nickname. It's like they think he's Voldemort or something and will come and get them if they say his actual name. Pussies.

10/1/2009 11:13:41 AM

Big Jilm

Cuz God Hates 'em some dah' edumacation! I hate them books wif words!

10/1/2009 11:16:18 AM

Big Jilm Again

So let me get this straight; The Dixie Chicks were black-balled and called unpatriotic for stating they regret Bush came from their state and here you are disrespecting the POTUS.

You are a traitor and very unpatriotic; get the F out of our country if you don't like Democracy.

Fundies = turning Democracy into Democrazy

10/1/2009 11:18:09 AM


Blessed be the children of Rapture Ready. Blessed be the children of the cosmos.

During my last conversation with God, He told me to communicate His expression of displeasure that certain people are using His mighty name as a political tool. He will not tolerate this flagrant abuse of His holy demeanour. I noticed that His usual benevolent radiance was clouded by His unhappiness at the constant misuse of His all-encompassing tolerance. He told me to say that His forbearance is limitless but that His inclination to show His weak fleshlings the error of their ways is dominant in His thoughts.

Don't forget, all you ignoble prattlers who bandy His name about as though it were cheap wine to be guzzled by infamous louts, that His thoughts are like thunderbolts in the night. Pray He will look kindly upon you. You who use Him and His name like cheap plonk in an ignominious effort to achieve forgetfulness and to disgrace your rightful human dignity.

I said to the Lord, "O mighty Lord, I do humbly ask so that I may know how to rightly convey thy Godly mind, is what these, your favoured crawling beasts, these human creations of yours, is what they do a sin?" He replied with His rumbling discontent slowly making its omnipotent power more and more discernible, "Do you not know that what is inharmonious with me is a sin?"
"O mighty Lord I hear you and give praise to you and thank you for your noble condescension."

There our conversation ended and I hied me to a computer forthwith. Blessings be upon all you wise people who do respond in the correct manner. And for those unfortunate souls who do disregard the Lord's wishes I will pray for mercy. A mercy that may not be forthcoming.


10/1/2009 11:19:21 AM

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