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I have never liked the idea of "forbidden fruits". The extreme view would be "let the try everything so they will know what they are missing." My sister raised 5 girls under very strict conditions, but with love, and today they are all married, very well adjusted girls, and all have a close walk with the Lord. Also they are grateful that they were shielded from the ugliness of the world.

BLESSED_BEYOND_BELIEF, Rapture ready 40 Comments [9/29/2009 10:35:45 PM]
Fundie Index: 26
WTF?! || meh

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Dr. Novakaine

Bet those 5 daughters will be on Rapture Ready in due time themselves, and we'll be around to laugh at them.

9/30/2009 9:23:45 AM


"very well adjusted girls"
"they were shielded from the ugliness of the world."

Somehow, I doubt that these two phrases can actually be applied to the same people. They cancel one another out.

9/30/2009 10:40:58 AM

Caustic Gnostioc

Fuck all that. Are they good in bed?

9/30/2009 11:26:29 AM

Old Viking

Wait, wait! Isn't it Sally, the frumpy one, who roams downtown with a mattress strapped to her back offering curb service?

9/30/2009 12:55:05 PM


I have to object to the term "very well adjusted" being applied to those who "have a close walk with the Lord." Adults with imaginary friends are not well adjusted.

9/30/2009 1:10:25 PM


..today they are all married, very well adjusted girls...

Remember women, you're only worth a damn if you're married.

9/30/2009 2:38:57 PM


Sorry, being a trophy wife for some preacher doesn't sound too "well adjusted" to me.

9/30/2009 3:28:03 PM

Dr. Shrinker

"And Jesus did say unto his disciples, 'Do not look to God for help when it comes to sin, but rather hide thyselves away like a bunch of cowardly ninnies, especially if thou art girls.'"

That's in Mark, chapter 17 I believe.

9/30/2009 3:41:33 PM


"very well adjusted girls, and all have a close walk with the Lord"


9/30/2009 4:36:29 PM


Mother, do you think theyll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think theyll like this song?
Mother, do you think theyll try to break my balls?
Ooooowaa mother, should I build a wall?

Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooooowaa is it just a waste of time?

Hush, my baby. baby, dont you cry.
Mommas gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
Mommas gonna put all of her fears into you.
Mommas gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She wont let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Mommas gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
Oooo babe.
Oooo babe.
Ooo babe, of course mommas gonna help build a wall.

Mother, do you think shes good enough,
For me?
Mother, do you think shes dangerous,
To me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooooowaa mother, will she break my heart?

Hush, my baby. baby, dont you cry.
Mommas gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Momma wont let anyone dirty get through.
Mommas gonna wait up until you get in.
Momma will always find out where youve been.
Mommas gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Oooo babe.
Oooo babe.
Ooo babe, youll always be baby to me.

Mother, did it need to be so high?

Supposedly written about Syd Barrett's mother, and we all know how well adjusted he turned out.

9/30/2009 5:22:18 PM


Ever read Heart of Darkness? Mr. Marlow would like to thank you for confirming his opinions.

9/30/2009 5:52:27 PM


Because living in a bubble is so great!

10/1/2009 12:57:23 AM

Princess Rot

The "best" woman is an eternal child? Yuck.

10/2/2009 3:14:44 AM


Can I fuck them?

3/12/2010 4:12:40 PM

Of course, if they're not in contact with the real world, how can they know what they're missing?

2/16/2011 4:27:59 AM
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