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Quote# 65943

You guys are totally wrong!!! There is proof the GOD is real!!!! Read the BIBLE!!!! How do you think the world came about? GOD MADE IT!!! How do you think you got here, know you will say yout mother and your father, BUT WITHOUT GOD, YOU WON’T BE HERE!!! THINK ABOUT THAT!!!! GOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!! READ THE BIBLE, EXCEPT JESUS IN YOUR HEART AND REPENT NOW!!!!!

k, IN Atheist Bus 93 Comments [9/29/2009 10:40:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 54
Submitted By: Angus
WTF?! || meh
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#1029359
Random Man

There IS proof! LOOK AT THE GAP IN OUR KNOWLEDGE, WE CAN TOTALLY FIT GOD IN THERE AND THAT'S ALL TEH PROOFS I NEEDz!!!!

9/29/2009 10:43:44 PM

#1029362
Secret Squirrel

Proof by caps-lock has no power here...

9/29/2009 10:45:35 PM

#1029363
Kat

k, you're going to have to give a s*** load more credit in the intellegence area for atheists if you want to convert them into Christianity. This whole circular reasoning thing isn't going to cut it.

9/29/2009 10:50:05 PM

#1029369
DevilsChaplain

GRRRRR I'M SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/29/2009 10:55:36 PM

#1029376
Skyknight

You're going to want extra-biblical corroborating evidence, you know...

9/29/2009 10:58:53 PM

#1029379
evilred

ATHEISTS ARE NOT INTIMIDATED BY CAPITAL LETTERS! Now, shut the fuck up & go try to grow a brain.

9/29/2009 11:01:06 PM

#1029382
Atheismo

LOUD TYPING!!

9/29/2009 11:05:07 PM

#1029384
aaa

Heard this shit before. I have already read the fucking bible and it sucked.

9/29/2009 11:07:15 PM

#1029385
atrasicarius


9/29/2009 11:08:46 PM

#1029387
Microraptor

Wait, IN Atheist Bus? As in Indiana? Wow, sure enough.

Times like these remind me that it isn't too late for my homestate.

9/29/2009 11:11:15 PM

#1029389
Nick

I had never heard anything like this. I'm convinced.

9/29/2009 11:12:28 PM

#1029391
agentCDE

GOD IS TRUE! MY CAPITAL LETTERS TOLD ME SO!

9/29/2009 11:16:24 PM

#1029395
Semi-Christian

Meh, Not really fundy, just mildly retarded. Hell, at least it isn't entirely in CAPS. I still can't work out why anyone would need more that one exclamation point. Is it meant to be exclamation cubed?

9/29/2009 11:26:05 PM

#1029397
SurfinSeaOtter

Where's your corroborating evidence?

9/29/2009 11:26:49 PM

#1029402
iComix

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?!

IT'S COMING TOO DAMNED FAST.

9/29/2009 11:31:02 PM

#1029404
iComix

Oh it gets better, he pulls a SquirelKing...

"GOD IS REAL U CANT SAY HES NOT IVE SEENHIM AND READ BIBEL YOU CAN SEE FORYOUR SELF ITS THERE YOU WILL GO TO HELL I WILL BE SAVED ETERNAL HAPPINES HAHAHAHA HYOU DIE IN HELLFIRE AND IM LAUGHING TO YOU HAHAHAH ! ATHEISTS ARE SCUM I WIN"

9/29/2009 11:32:48 PM

#1029406


Jesus is already excepted from my heart.

Seriously. Learn to fucking write.

9/29/2009 11:35:02 PM

#1029416
Wehpudicabok

Poe; too many exclamation points.

(I'm kidding.)

9/29/2009 11:50:57 PM

#1029417


LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/29/2009 11:52:03 PM

#1029420
ME

OMG!!!! ALL CAPS. I AM CONVINCED. PRAISE JEBUS.....ALL THIS TIME AND THE PROOF WAS RIGHT THERE.....oh, wait a minute. Nope, proves nothing.

9/29/2009 11:56:56 PM

#1029424
DaMentalFunism


9/30/2009 12:05:33 AM

#1029427
Freethink

WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND PUNCTUATE????? "EXCEPT" JESUS??? HOME SCHOOLED ARE YOU??? YOU ARE SO IGNORANT IT HURTS MY BRAIN!!! IT'S TRUE BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO AND THE BIBLE IS TRUE??? GOD ISN'T AND NEVER WAS!!!

9/30/2009 12:11:23 AM

#1029437
EllwyenDarwin


9/30/2009 1:08:02 AM

#1029439
LDM

The Bible proves nothing, it's just a book. When God actually shows up at a mall somewhere, we'll talk.

9/30/2009 1:14:56 AM

#1029442
Anon

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!

9/30/2009 1:43:21 AM
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