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You guys are totally wrong!!! There is proof the GOD is real!!!! Read the BIBLE!!!! How do you think the world came about? GOD MADE IT!!! How do you think you got here, know you will say yout mother and your father, BUT WITHOUT GOD, YOU WON’T BE HERE!!! THINK ABOUT THAT!!!! GOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!! READ THE BIBLE, EXCEPT JESUS IN YOUR HEART AND REPENT NOW!!!!!

k, IN Atheist Bus 93 Comments [9/29/2009 10:40:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 55
Submitted By: Angus
WTF?! || meh
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Random Man

There IS proof! LOOK AT THE GAP IN OUR KNOWLEDGE, WE CAN TOTALLY FIT GOD IN THERE AND THAT'S ALL TEH PROOFS I NEEDz!!!!

9/29/2009 10:43:44 PM

Secret Squirrel

Proof by caps-lock has no power here...

9/29/2009 10:45:35 PM

Kat

k, you're going to have to give a s*** load more credit in the intellegence area for atheists if you want to convert them into Christianity. This whole circular reasoning thing isn't going to cut it.

9/29/2009 10:50:05 PM

DevilsChaplain

GRRRRR I'M SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/29/2009 10:55:36 PM

Skyknight

You're going to want extra-biblical corroborating evidence, you know...

9/29/2009 10:58:53 PM

evilred

ATHEISTS ARE NOT INTIMIDATED BY CAPITAL LETTERS! Now, shut the fuck up & go try to grow a brain.

9/29/2009 11:01:06 PM

Atheismo

LOUD TYPING!!

9/29/2009 11:05:07 PM

aaa

Heard this shit before. I have already read the fucking bible and it sucked.

9/29/2009 11:07:15 PM

atrasicarius


9/29/2009 11:08:46 PM

Microraptor

Wait, IN Atheist Bus? As in Indiana? Wow, sure enough.

Times like these remind me that it isn't too late for my homestate.

9/29/2009 11:11:15 PM

Nick

I had never heard anything like this. I'm convinced.

9/29/2009 11:12:28 PM

agentCDE

GOD IS TRUE! MY CAPITAL LETTERS TOLD ME SO!

9/29/2009 11:16:24 PM

Semi-Christian

Meh, Not really fundy, just mildly retarded. Hell, at least it isn't entirely in CAPS. I still can't work out why anyone would need more that one exclamation point. Is it meant to be exclamation cubed?

9/29/2009 11:26:05 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

Where's your corroborating evidence?

9/29/2009 11:26:49 PM

iComix

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?!

IT'S COMING TOO DAMNED FAST.

9/29/2009 11:31:02 PM

iComix

Oh it gets better, he pulls a SquirelKing...

"GOD IS REAL U CANT SAY HES NOT IVE SEENHIM AND READ BIBEL YOU CAN SEE FORYOUR SELF ITS THERE YOU WILL GO TO HELL I WILL BE SAVED ETERNAL HAPPINES HAHAHAHA HYOU DIE IN HELLFIRE AND IM LAUGHING TO YOU HAHAHAH ! ATHEISTS ARE SCUM I WIN"

9/29/2009 11:32:48 PM



Jesus is already excepted from my heart.

Seriously. Learn to fucking write.

9/29/2009 11:35:02 PM

Wehpudicabok

Poe; too many exclamation points.

(I'm kidding.)

9/29/2009 11:50:57 PM



LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/29/2009 11:52:03 PM

ME

OMG!!!! ALL CAPS. I AM CONVINCED. PRAISE JEBUS.....ALL THIS TIME AND THE PROOF WAS RIGHT THERE.....oh, wait a minute. Nope, proves nothing.

9/29/2009 11:56:56 PM

DaMentalFunism


9/30/2009 12:05:33 AM

Freethink

WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND PUNCTUATE????? "EXCEPT" JESUS??? HOME SCHOOLED ARE YOU??? YOU ARE SO IGNORANT IT HURTS MY BRAIN!!! IT'S TRUE BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO AND THE BIBLE IS TRUE??? GOD ISN'T AND NEVER WAS!!!

9/30/2009 12:11:23 AM

EllwyenDarwin


9/30/2009 1:08:02 AM

LDM

The Bible proves nothing, it's just a book. When God actually shows up at a mall somewhere, we'll talk.

9/30/2009 1:14:56 AM

Anon

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!

9/30/2009 1:43:21 AM
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