"Captain" James Ambrose, Idaho Militia

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What is our purpose and why form a militia in Idaho?

1. To protect Idaho's sovereignty. The only army that can claim to exclusively represent the people of Idaho are the Militia. All other armed contingents work for the government which in theory represents the people. But we all know theory falls well short of reality. We exist to forcefully repel any world government that does not abide by the constitutions of Idaho or the United States. Idaho will maintain its sovereignty as long as its people will to do so.

2. To resist tyranny. It is our fervent hope that our government will never again turn against the people like it did at Ruby Ridge. The Militia, like the People of Idaho, will endeavor to cooperate with our government as much as possible. But if any agency of government ever again engages the People of Idaho with murderous aggression, the Militia will respond with force in kind. The Militia will not be swift to violence, but if anyone is unwilling, when liberty is jeopardized by unlawful government, to offer resistence in defense of Idahoans then they should not consider joining our ranks. The Militia does not bear the sword in vain.

3. To aid in secession. If the People of Idaho (we hope) someday see the wisdom of segregation from the United States, the Militia will be on the front lines as the chief instrument for effecting secession and defending Idaho against federal attempts to re-establish dominion. We believe that Idaho is distinct from the rest of the United States and wants nothing to do with the NWO. The Militia exists to give the People of Idaho the ability to consider secession, whereas if no organized resistance force existed, the People would despair of such a possibility. Those who serve in the Militia serve under the flag of Idaho above all other allegiences.

"Captain" James Ambrose, Idaho Militia 23 Comments [10/8/2009 2:25:38 PM]
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#1033135

Delirium

Happy birthday, Tricia, I'm in the ~~Michigan~~ Idaho Militia...

10/8/2009 2:49:42 PM

#1033542

werewolf

When does "captain" James Ambrose declare himself King of Idaho?

10/8/2009 5:17:24 PM

#1033572

Antichrist

10/8/2009 5:35:56 PM

#1033842

jsonitsac

I said it once, I'll say it again, Boise State is only going to win the national football title when Idaho Secedes or the NCAA abolishes the BCS. Guess which is more likely.

10/8/2009 9:00:48 PM

#1033943

adam

I definately think that this website needs a visit from the FBI, even if to just make sure these guys are not actualy planning to try and do something.

I am actualy serious here, this guy seems dangerous.

10/8/2009 11:19:08 PM

#1033986

FMG

Duke FMG has a nice ring to it!

(I could be the Hazardous Duke...)

1. Idaho is potato country... You got nothing but potatoes.

2. Sure... Living in a potato based economy is wonderful

3. You and what army? How many divisions do you have?

10/9/2009 12:02:22 AM

#1034073

Rallymodeller

1. Idaho does not have any claim to sovereignty. I can guarantee you that an ctual armed uprising of the type of which you speak would be met with massive force -- namely the Idaho National Guard. They got tanks. Plus, I believe Pres. Shrub allowed for the temporary suspension of Posse Comitatus so you could be facing regular army and Air Force units (not just Idaho Nat Guard) in your little "revolt".

2. See above. While Ruby Ridge was tragic and the FBI and ATF have apologized, they could do it again at any time.

3. Once again, no state has the unilateral right to secede from the Union. Didn't work all that well last time and I can guarantee that Idaho v. Federal Government would be pretty one-sided.

10/9/2009 1:27:43 AM

#1034111

Nathan the Wise

We've had this dickhead before. He got any recruits, yet?

10/9/2009 2:11:45 AM

#1034235

aaa

You and what army?

10/9/2009 4:28:23 AM

#1034372

Danny Noonan

If these idiots seceded from the US they would be looking for foreign aid within a month.

10/9/2009 7:44:02 AM

#1034374

To aid in secession.

Who the fuck cares?! It's Idaho! Let 'em have it.

10/9/2009 7:45:04 AM

#1034507

Dr. Novakaine

Idaho is way low in the ranking of states anyone actually wants to live in. If it was its own country, the population would halve overnight.

10/9/2009 10:27:55 AM

#1034723

Captain Klamydia

As Captain of The World League of Captainss, i hereby strip you of your rank which was never recognized. I also have to send another one to kick your ass. This is gonna take a shitload of paperwork

10/9/2009 3:14:36 PM

#1034786

Doubting Thomas

If you do succeed in seceding, please take Texas with you.

I've read this guy's page and he states that he's a devout Catholic. Doesn't he know that the Vatican and all Catholics are part of the New World Order? Even Jack Chick says so...

10/9/2009 5:41:09 PM

#1035053

Ok, let's supose you separate and so on, do you think you'll be like you're right now?. Remember, no money, no infrastructures, NOTHING.

10/10/2009 10:07:41 AM

#1035210

nazani14

Surrender the spuds! And your superabundant apostrophes!

10/10/2009 6:14:33 PM

#1035742

Kat

meh.

Same crap, different person and state. I'm pretty sure that you can find someone in each state that is so anti-federal government in one way or another that they would want their state to secede from the United States.

10/12/2009 7:06:38 PM

#1035951

Ludd

Feel free to secede Idaho. We can get our potatoes from somewhere else. You won't be missed.

10/13/2009 2:02:35 PM

#1036955

Moondog

Captain? I thought you were a private, Idaho.

You're living in your own Private Idaho
Living in your own Private Idaho
Underground like a wild potato.
Don't go on the patio.
Beware of the pool,
blue bottomless pool.
It leads you straight
right throught the gate
that opens on the pool.

You're living in your own Private Idaho.
You're living in your own Private Idaho.

10/15/2009 3:01:18 PM

#1041675

Raffello

This post is actually well written and fairly rational-sounding, compared to a lot of others. It's just ridiculous because... it's Idaho.

10/23/2009 3:59:48 PM

#1260777

Greater Good

...And suddenly I'm reminded of a reference in a sci-fi novel I read to an "Idaho Ethnic Cleansing". For once, a CTSTDT actually scares me.

2/25/2011 10:54:56 AM

#1344934

Apatheist

If Idaho secedes, where will we get our potatoes?

10/29/2011 7:09:53 PM

#1401956

fishtank

Yknow, treason.

5/13/2012 4:07:03 AM