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Just thinking of how severely the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake [bared breast] thing has impacted our society... Men will become more sexually emboldened and aggressive. More rapes will occur... Terrorists are probably more emboldened now. They already see America as the Great Satan, exporting filth around the world. Just more ammo to want to destroy us.

billiefan2000, Christian Forums 39 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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episkopos Krypfto

It wasn't even that pretty of a boob.

11/13/2006 10:46:00 AM

MILF-chan

Yes. One of the most natural things in existence - a Human body - is going to be responsible for the downfall of Human civilization.

11/13/2006 11:03:56 AM

Em

So true, just thinking of Janet Jackson makes me want to bare my breasts in public.

11/13/2006 2:16:20 PM

Star Cluster

A planned publicity stunt with a 2 second glimpse of a breast that has a pasty covering the nipple. Yep, society is crumbling around us because of this.

11/13/2006 3:03:32 PM

Sexual Hell Bastard

Partial Nudity Will Kill Us All Award?


11/13/2006 10:06:45 PM

Julian

...and the truly stupid shall walk amongst us preaching their gloom.

11/14/2006 2:17:21 AM

hairband

One breast? At most a few gropings and an outlandish threat or two from an angry Palestinian. Got to have both of them to provoke rape and terrorist attacks.

And don't get me started on the fallout from an accidental coochie show.

11/14/2006 2:29:25 AM

pauline

because accidental boobies < rape porn.

2/6/2007 12:32:31 AM

Katherine

Nice job, Janet Jackson, your wardrobe malfunction is going to get us all killed.

2/6/2007 12:44:04 AM

BurntBush

Dogs will start sleeping with cats....

2/6/2007 1:56:04 AM

Blue Lithium


2/6/2007 10:52:48 AM

fuzon

You interrupted my porn for THIS?!?!

2/6/2007 3:33:44 PM

adrianinflorida

Janet Jackson's breast....Responsible for more rapes than drunk frat boys with a bottle of roofies.

2/6/2007 3:45:31 PM

Beccs

If it had been both breasts the world would have ended!

Excuse me saying this, guys, especially all in caps: IT WAS A TIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE! There are billions of them on the planet. One being flashed will NOT end the world.

2/7/2007 1:44:11 AM

Robbie

If you bought Damita Jo, the terrorists have won.


So I guess we're safe.

6/7/2007 2:32:33 PM

Professor M

Meanwhile, Europe is still wondering what the hell the big deal is.

6/7/2007 4:26:43 PM

Bigg

That "wardrobe malfunction" impacted our society that much eh?
Well hell,i totally forgot about it 2 days later exept when people brought it up again.
Although it would explain why i went off raping virgins and killed an innocent family a few weeks afterwards.......oh wait that DIDNT HAPPEN! You fail.

6/8/2007 12:39:10 AM

Sideshow Bob

It was a stupid, ridiculous and transparent publicity stunt designed to get attention from the lowest common denominator. I say it worked.

6/8/2007 4:03:08 AM

Freboy

Had of offer up this link to TheOnion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30883

At least now you have something to blame your failure in Iraq on, fuckwit.

6/8/2007 4:09:16 AM

Count Spatula

"Teflon Slope" award?

6/8/2007 7:59:15 AM

JasoNF

Nipple of Mass Desruction Award?

6/8/2007 8:56:21 AM

Alena

See, I was just mainly pissed that I didn't get to see any uncensored shots of her boob. By the time I got around to finding clips of it, they'd already put stars over it and shit.

6/8/2007 9:13:23 AM

Hugh Hefner

Because of one nipple?
Even been to Vegas?

6/8/2007 10:50:33 AM

Brian X

Its primary impact on society was to make most of the rest of the western world look at us and say "What the hell is wrong with you people?"

6/8/2007 11:11:18 AM

Laurel

Dogs and cats living together....

6/8/2007 12:52:04 PM
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