I didn't descend from an ape. Now there are people that act like they descended from apes. They listen to rap music and drive purple cars!
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[3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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3/19/2007 10:20:40 AM
Apart from the obvious racism, I have to ask:
Purple cars? WTF?
3/19/2007 10:54:20 AM
Man Called True
\"Purple cars? WTF?\"
Claycountryredneck has only seen pimps in the movies. For some bizarre reason, movie pimps always drive purple or pink cars.
Note to claycountryredneck: you are descended from the same distant ancestor as the great apes. You are not actually descended from the ape. However, I would say there's an asshole or two in your lineage.
3/19/2007 11:47:18 AM
I'm a lifelong Southerner. Stop embarrassing me, Clayferbrains.
3/19/2007 1:50:29 PM
3/20/2007 8:04:23 PM
Wait, goddamnit, that's me!
3/20/2007 9:52:40 PM
fArstdt- fundies AND rascists say the darndest things.
3/20/2007 10:27:14 PM
If you read HL Mencken's commentaries on the Scopes trial, he gives good evidence that a certain rural American population had reverted to monkeyhood.
3/20/2007 10:49:08 PM
I smell a racist fuckwit.
3/21/2007 10:42:24 AM
Tom S. Fox
Monkeys can drive?
4/4/2008 11:24:28 PM
I have this mental image of the chimps hiding their purple cars and boom boxes from Jane Goodall.
4/5/2008 2:26:04 AM
Seeing as non-human apes don't listen to rap music or drive purple cars, I fail to see why listening to rap music or driving purple cars is "acting like they descended from an ape".
4/5/2008 2:52:03 AM
4/5/2008 5:25:19 AM
4/5/2008 5:35:49 AM
Apes in the wild can drive and listen to rap music? Funny, Jane Goodall never mentioned that during her experiences with them.
4/5/2008 8:19:47 PM
Because we all know apes love the color purple...
4/11/2008 1:53:17 PM
Wow, racism for the win. Given the usual creationist demographic I'm hardly surprised, though.
4/11/2008 1:55:05 PM
No no no - the people driving purple cars are descended from = Barney!
4/11/2008 2:37:08 PM
ahhh yes rap music and PURPLE cars, the trademark of black people everywhere, ...you idiot
4/11/2008 4:48:54 PM
Got to love the two for one FSTDT and RSTDT!
2/18/2009 3:33:45 PM
Have these guys ever saw an ape?
Africa fucked up but even Disney never went this far
2/18/2009 4:11:05 PM
What's wrong with rap music and purple cars anyway?
1. I share an ancestor with the great apes.
2. I dig hip hop (Wu-Tang, ya feel me?)
3. I wish I had a purple car.
4. I am smart and good looking.
Your attempt at a racist insult has backfired!
2/18/2009 5:51:38 PM
And why are you against Obama holding power again...?
2/18/2009 6:08:48 PM
The 3rd Street Saints leader would like a few words with you, before he or she introduces you to their favourite Chainsaw, Katana, Shockpaddles, Baseball Bat, Machete, Anhiliator RPG launcher, Flamethrower, Minigun, or Foam Finger...
(Hint: He I suspect, has been playing far too much Saints Row 2, & as a result, believes it to be "Ultra Realistic"...
If that is the case, then my good friend Dane Vogel, would like to sell you some property in the district of Shivington... ).
2/19/2009 9:06:23 PM
So monkeye`s listen to rap and drive purple car`s?
2/19/2009 11:09:33 PM