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I didn't descend from an ape. Now there are people that act like they descended from apes. They listen to rap music and drive purple cars!

claycountyredneck, FirstCoastNews Talk Back! 37 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Cynic


3/19/2007 10:20:40 AM

Wise Son

Apart from the obvious racism, I have to ask:

Purple cars? WTF?

3/19/2007 10:54:20 AM

Man Called True

\"Purple cars? WTF?\"

Claycountryredneck has only seen pimps in the movies. For some bizarre reason, movie pimps always drive purple or pink cars.

Note to claycountryredneck: you are descended from the same distant ancestor as the great apes. You are not actually descended from the ape. However, I would say there's an asshole or two in your lineage.

3/19/2007 11:47:18 AM

Laurel

I'm a lifelong Southerner. Stop embarrassing me, Clayferbrains.

3/19/2007 1:50:29 PM

JP

racist fuckwit

3/20/2007 8:04:23 PM

C. Newton

Wait, goddamnit, that's me!

3/20/2007 9:52:40 PM

Raptor jesus

fArstdt- fundies AND rascists say the darndest things.

3/20/2007 10:27:14 PM

Zen Druid

If you read HL Mencken's commentaries on the Scopes trial, he gives good evidence that a certain rural American population had reverted to monkeyhood.

3/20/2007 10:49:08 PM

Gnomist

I smell a racist fuckwit.

3/21/2007 10:42:24 AM

Tom S. Fox

Monkeys can drive?

4/4/2008 11:24:28 PM

szena

I have this mental image of the chimps hiding their purple cars and boom boxes from Jane Goodall.

4/5/2008 2:26:04 AM

anti-nonsense

Seeing as non-human apes don't listen to rap music or drive purple cars, I fail to see why listening to rap music or driving purple cars is "acting like they descended from an ape".

4/5/2008 2:52:03 AM

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4/5/2008 5:25:19 AM

Don'tLookBehindYou


4/5/2008 5:35:49 AM



Apes in the wild can drive and listen to rap music? Funny, Jane Goodall never mentioned that during her experiences with them.

4/5/2008 8:19:47 PM

sexandviolence

Because we all know apes love the color purple...

4/11/2008 1:53:17 PM

szaleniec

Wow, racism for the win. Given the usual creationist demographic I'm hardly surprised, though.

4/11/2008 1:55:05 PM

Philbert McAdamia

No no no - the people driving purple cars are descended from = Barney!

4/11/2008 2:37:08 PM

christgrinder

ahhh yes rap music and PURPLE cars, the trademark of black people everywhere, ...you idiot

4/11/2008 4:48:54 PM

That_Guy

Got to love the two for one FSTDT and RSTDT!

2/18/2009 3:33:45 PM

Canadiest

Have these guys ever saw an ape?
Africa fucked up but even Disney never went this far

2/18/2009 4:11:05 PM

El Guapo

What's wrong with rap music and purple cars anyway?

1. I share an ancestor with the great apes.
2. I dig hip hop (Wu-Tang, ya feel me?)
3. I wish I had a purple car.
4. I am smart and good looking.

Your attempt at a racist insult has backfired!

2/18/2009 5:51:38 PM

GigaGuess

And why are you against Obama holding power again...?

2/18/2009 6:08:48 PM

G. Fieendish

Re: glaycountyredneck
The 3rd Street Saints leader would like a few words with you, before he or she introduces you to their favourite Chainsaw, Katana, Shockpaddles, Baseball Bat, Machete, Anhiliator RPG launcher, Flamethrower, Minigun, or Foam Finger...
(Hint: He I suspect, has been playing far too much Saints Row 2, & as a result, believes it to be "Ultra Realistic"...
If that is the case, then my good friend Dane Vogel, would like to sell you some property in the district of Shivington... ).

2/19/2009 9:06:23 PM

Elohim

So monkeye`s listen to rap and drive purple car`s?

2/19/2009 11:09:33 PM
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